GayDemon's Blog: On this page you can find all gay porn posts related to classic vintage gay porn listed in order they where published.
1 Sep 2017
Do you like underwear, swimsuits, and jockstraps that are older than E.T.? Now I don't mean they've been sitting around that long because they might have disintegrated. But they were captured in time for our vintage porn viewing pleasure.
Yeah, I like that too.
And I like the quirky undies with the #1. What is he #1 at? I'm thinking taking his shirt off.
25 Aug 2017
I'd Google him but I'm too busy looking at him. Besides, I'm sure it's a porn de plume. His real name is Reginald Firecracker Dupont Maleficent Banana Hammock, Jr.
And he's "MAN-IFIQUE" which is really all that matters.
He has the casual confidence of someone who has been in a major motion picture. As "Man on Bar Stool" and later that same year as "Man in Line at Grocery Store" to be followed by "Man in Crows as Flying Alien Lizard Descends on Florence." Not Florence, Italy. Some lady named Florence.
18 Aug 2017
Now maybe the guys pretending to be couples were actually single. And the singles were couples. But what matters is sometimes two bodies intertwined is sometimes the best.
Any star of stage and screen knows you have to know your angles. So these guys, when in couple action, sure need to know theirs, whether that was in a still, or some sort of live sex show on a stage. Because I wasn't talking about Broadway.
11 Aug 2017
Banana hammocks go way back. Cleopatra required her suitors wear them. Though they were made from actual bananas at the time. Nowadays there are so many modern choices for junk huggers.
But I still dig the basic elements of the penis equation. Fabric plus bulge equals happiness. Some things never change.
Also, exposed underwear and/or penis hanging out of underwear remains a great asset in a job interview. Though it generally only works if the hiring manager is an unrepentant, unethical pervert.
4 Aug 2017
Naked tug of war sure makes the nakedness totally innocent. If it weren't for the thousands of people masturbating to the pictures of naked tug of war. Yes thousands I'm sure even back then.
The anatomical study of the gridded photos is also totally innocent. But the jockstrap just makes it more obscene. Thanks jockstrap manufacturer from about 50 years ago! You're awesome! And probably dead by now! Why am I shouting?! Oh yeah, because the person is dead and I want them to hear me.
28 Jul 2017
Thank goodness folks who took pictures of naked guys for publication had standards! Just so long as those don't oppress every day folks. But I'm more than happy for the photographer to have been, "Yep, I'm hiring you because you have a great body and cock."
Or "Yep, I'm hiring you because you have a great cock." Or "Yep, let me suck your cock and I'll hire you."
Well that last one is a bit shady.
21 Jul 2017
All of these guys had probably super dull day jobs. Except for the very top tier of physique models who crossed over into sword and sandal B movies (Ed Fury) or into juicer infomercials (Jack LaLanne).
But they also had the muscles, dick and face (or at least 1 out of 3) to earn a few bucks in their nakedness. I'm so glad that the federal minimum wage laws starting in 1938 haven't really ever been equitable. Otherwise some of these guys might not have taken their clothes off on camera.
Now where's the button for the sarcasm emoji?
14 Jul 2017
When you show up to the penis party, make sure to bring your penis and its companion bulge. And if you're being a top drawer guest, then bring your ass too. And while you're at it, your mouth and hands.
I wish I could have a time travel penis party. I wouldn't really mess up the space-time continuum and bring a guy back here to the present, but I may grab his clothes so I can sell them as vintage to some hipster into cum-soaked 50-year-old thongs.
8 Jul 2017
These guys are acting the hell out of it. Having all the sex, jacking all the dick off, fucking all the assholes in and out, and flashing all the penises for the early porn audiences to salivate over.
Or is that over which to salivate. If I'm being vintage, I should use correct grammar like people used to.
1 Jul 2017
When these pictures were first printed, they weren't vintage at all. They just were. Like how haircuts don't look ridiculous until 7.5 years later. Although every Justin Bieber haircut has looked ridiculous. That's his talent.
And what I like about other vintage photos is the vibe that comes across where it seems the photographer's in a hurry. They're thinking let's shoot this fast and get out of here because the cops are about to bust down the door. And the anti gay porn cops would be able to prove we did obscene stuff because it's really hard to surreptitiously clean semen out of shag carpeting while a cop is watching.
23 Jun 2017
We can pretend to care deeply about the other vintage shots here (and they are worthy of adoration for their stark homosexuality). But really it's all about the SUCKING MASK. So since the photo isn't big enough to reveal all the lovely text about it, here you go, with my commentary in brackets:
"The latest sex-item [who knew this was hyphenated?], and one which combines fantasy with feeling [so do the Muppets], is the SUCKING MASK. It is a full life-sized replica of a man's face [before Silence of the Lambs], moulded [the past participle of "mold"] from soft, fleshy skin-colored [whose skin color?!] rubber."
But wait, there's more.
16 Jun 2017
If you could remember when and where you had jerked off to each porn picture you've ever seen, then when you saw that picture again you could reminisce. With your hand.
These pictures are old enough that you likely haven't seen them before, but if you had, they could bring out memories like any old photo, or sound or smell. Perhaps embedded in the pixels are the self-pleasuring moans of all the guys who've seen these before. Or perhaps they are just pixels.
Long hard pixels. Spanked ass pixels. Tongue kiss pixels.
9 Jun 2017
Even when the guy in the picture isn't mid-ejaculation, nothing's stopping you. And consider you're following a well-worn and well-wetted path when you jack off to vintage pics.
Guys from dozens of years ago did the same thing. Meaning these models deserve a gold watch for years of service to the company (of jackers). Knowing them, they'd proudly model the gold watch. And nothing else.
2 Jun 2017
I'm imagining that shot on top was taken at a boudoir photo place at a mall in 1964. So it was a romantic gesture from one fella to his swell boyfriend. Of course there were no boudoir photo shops back then, except maybe a department store photo studio after hours if you knew the guy.
So romance is always possible if you have an imagination and no fact checker.
The kiss is for sure romantic. And equally so is the fucking. All ways to say you care.
26 May 2017
It's the newest latest thing. Hunks in Technicolor for your viewing pleasure. As a bonus they know they're hot as hell so there's not a bit of shyness. As bright as the colors are is as bright as their cocks and asses and muscles shine in our homo hearts.
I think I read the above on a travel brochure in the 1970s at some rest stop. Right next to the postcard featuring the mythical Jackelope (combination jackrabbit and antelope).
But unlike that creature, these hunks are real.