GayDemon's Blog: On this page you can find all gay porn posts related to classic vintage gay porn listed in order they where published.
20 May 2017
Dick and Ass are great artists. Right up there with Mona and Lisa. I think the art movement Dick and Ass were a part of was Penile Expressionism. And Abstract Analism.
Or I would totally be sure about this if I'd ever taken an art history class. Though I figure vintage gay porn is pretty much all that's worth studying. Because you learn so damn much.
12 May 2017
Hairstyles change (unless you're a monk) and clothing styles change (unless you're a monk) but cock is always in fashion (especially if you're a monk).
I totally follow lots of monks on Instagram so I ought to know.
The person I need to pay tribute to here is the focused cocksucker who is not allowing himself to be distracted by the magnificent hairdo of the suckee. The wavy, semi-feathered seductiveness. The guy's muscular, lean body don't hurt either.
5 May 2017
When you're pre-something, you don't know you're pre-it. You just are. Still in their time, thousands of folks still saw these, whether in wink-wink physique mags or blatant gay porn. Saw and sometimes ejaculated upon.
That doesn't work as well with pics on the internet. There's no MacRag. Though all this marketing about water-resistant devices is likely trying to reach the massive cum spray audience. And sailors.
Sometimes there's an overlap there. A muscular, spasmodic, splattery overlap.
28 Apr 2017
Yep, and while you're back in time paying these hustlers/physique models $10 for the privilege of blowing them, make sure to pick up some mid-century modern furniture and decorative objects so you have something to show for it beyond an ejaculated-upon face.
So do guys you've only seen in black and white photos ejaculate exclusively in black and white? Moan in black and white? Be sort of homosexual in black and white? I sort of hope so.
21 Apr 2017
If you could go back in time and use your time-honored pick-up techniques on any of these guys, would they work?
You can rule out a hook-up app being effective. Technically, if you brought your cell with you, it's battery would last for only so long and though there were some limited cell-phones in I think the '70s, the Grindr readout would be very confused and say something like "100 feet and 20 years away."
But more manual pick-up techniques could prove to be timeless. Like pulling your pants down and bending over.
14 Apr 2017
It's a vintage grab bag today, emphasis on the grab. I was just watching a documentary called Strike a Pose about Madonna's "Vogue" video and Blonde Ambition tour dancers. Sure that was a pop culture moment and she did push boundaries (for profit). At one point, she was supposedly going to be arrested for obscenity in Italy. Her regret is that she didn't.
I got to the point after the tour where there was a bunch of legal drama, but my reason these shots made me think of it is because of some glowing, fawning gay guys in it who waxed nostalgic about the gay kiss in Truth or Dare (the companion "documentary" to the tour) as being the first male-male kiss they saw. So I was all, you need to go back in time and look at more damn porn.
8 Apr 2017
Shakespeare would've asked the same thing. But clearly the answer is both. Start with the innocent looking pouch then pull it off to reveal another pouch then pull it off to reveal dick. And a $20 if the guy's been doing his job right.
These are just aesthetically and sexually pleasing. Like a guy with a great haircut who's smiling at you while he stuffs your mouth with dick.
31 Mar 2017
How many pushups, sit-ups, bicep curls, and squats did these guys do to get their bodies pervert camera ready? At lest 47.
Then add $47.00 and the skies the limit.
Actually, a 20-man gang bang is the limit. Something about that old black and white film could only capture 20 dicks and one well worked asshole at a time.
24 Mar 2017
Oh look, we're in the locker room celebrating and just happen to be nude. Golly gee! Hey, I need a Swedish, oil-soaked massage so I'm going to be nude and push out my leg and flex my ass just so.
Lots of excuses to provide some setting for amazing nudity. Skip ahead to the guys in color just being naked as hell because they are naked as hell doing naked as hell things.
Nudity doesn't need an excuse or reason, but I still have a soft spot when it's provided. Which totally makes me wish I could go back in time and come up with plenty of excuses for these vintage photoshoots. Or just for a guy I meet.
20 Mar 2017
All this vintage furniture, clothes and bedding does totally make me smile. But what makes it even better is imagining what it was like after these guys were done with it. You could take a single tube sock and stand it on its hard crusty end and it wouldn't fall over or crumple.
That is, if you're doing the gang bang thing correctly.
And as for that sleazy underwear you could only get in some mail order catalog or matching sleazy store, it's so sleazy its washing instructions said "Lick clean only."
11 Mar 2017
Remember when you could take a gang shower in a jockstrap while a guy takes your picture and prints it in underground physique magazines and you get $10 and you buy a new car with your $10?
I may have gotten the price of a car wrong there. But you could at least have afforded a three piece suit. By which I mean boxer shorts, dress socks and a bow tie. Which is pretty much all you'd need for a fancy night out.
It was simpler only because I like to imagine it like that. But actually jamming that mean looking toy in your ass probably would be complicated. Definitely would involve a lot of preparation, determination and perspiration.
3 Mar 2017
If you ever get overwhelmed by all the attacks on same-sex relationships, same-sex love, same-sex sex, and every combination thereof that's somehow reviled and oppressed, remember we're not going anywhere.
A handy way to know that we're not going anywhere is because you can see all this vintage homo stuff, and while not everyone in them is actually gay (and some of it's before that word was in common parlance, in that context anyhow), the existence of these images shows there was an audience.
Back then we couldn't fast forward to now, but we're in the now now and that means back then we had a future. As we do now. A brightly sexual future. By our own definitions. "Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations" to steal from Star Trek.
24 Feb 2017
Let's all fracture the Time-Space Continuum. So go back in time and meet up with one of these guys and give him a stock tip that will change his life and cause a ripple effect on all of this.
Because a butterfly flapping its wings differently can change weather patterns so may as well fuck up other stuff while we're at it.
Then, who knows, maybe we'll end up in a world in which you can buy a penis alarm clock.
17 Feb 2017
Imagine the pick up lines you'd try on each of these guys. Now don't assume because they're naked sluts (a term of endearment) that they're easy. It would still take a smooth talker to get each one in a compromising position when he's off the clock.
For the guy on his back on the mattress, perhaps a simple: "Hey, if I buy you sheets, will you go out to the movies with me then go back to your place to destroy your new sheets with sex?"
11 Feb 2017
Now you know what kind of carpet to get if you're hosting a fiveway. And what carpet you'll throw away immediately after because you'll never get the stains out.
So if you're being frugal about it, have your fiveway at a carpet store. Those folks have seen it all. Or at least some of it all.