Flashback: Color Hunk-O-Vision

It's the newest latest thing. Hunks in Technicolor for your viewing pleasure. As a bonus they know they're hot as hell so there's not a bit of shyness. As bright as the colors are is as bright as their cocks and asses and muscles shine in our homo hearts.

I think I read the above on a travel brochure in the 1970s at some rest stop. Right next to the postcard featuring the mythical Jackelope (combination jackrabbit and antelope).

But unlike that creature, these hunks are real.

Or they were real which is good enough for me. But if you masturbate hard enough and long enough to them, it could summon them back into perfect existence in the universe. Maybe one of them could even have his own reality TV show.

Real Naked Models of West Hollywood Who Need Money for Rent by Tomorrow So Will Pose Naked Even Though They May Regret It Someday.

I'm already a fan.

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