Flashback: Timeless Hotness

Thank goodness folks who took pictures of naked guys for publication had standards! Just so long as those don't oppress every day folks. But I'm more than happy for the photographer to have been, "Yep, I'm hiring you because you have a great body and cock."

Or "Yep, I'm hiring you because you have a great cock." Or "Yep, let me suck your cock and I'll hire you."

Well that last one is a bit shady.

But modeling is modeling, no matter how casual and unrehearsed it looks. These guys are acting mostly, except for the naked slice of life voyeur photos which veered into photojournalism or arts territory.

I want a photojournalist to stick his arts in my territory.

Honestly, I should just walk around with a grayscale filter because at this point it would probably make me attracted to more guys than I already am. Though then I would also want a striped tube sock filter because I like that look. And maybe a Tom Selleck mustache filter would be cool too.

Or I could just actually meet a guy I'm attracted to without need for a filter. But I'll only hire him if he has a great body and cock and face. Or at least two out of three. I have my standards.

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