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3 Feb 2017
When is somebody going to put out the Vintage Gay Sex Hunk Penis Ass Workout? Emphasis on the "put out" part.
Because bending over a trash can and getting spanked and fingered does wonders for one's glutes. As well as the forearms and grip strength of the spanker.
Then there's the hours of mustache combing involved in the vintage daddy stache situation. That's an excellent shoulder workout. And helps improve fine motor control.
27 Jan 2017
Whenever people get into time machines in the movies or on TV (or in real life) there never seem to be a bunch of naked men in the machine. Now logically, they could be at the destination and then get into the machine with you to travel back to your place.
And at least one out of 10 time travelers are gay and half are men so five percent of time machines should logically be full of naked men. I don't understand why they aren't, so these vintage pics are a close second.
Of course taking someone from an era into a different era does tend to fuck up the timeline and piss off whoever manages the space-time continuum. But considering there are naked, sex-driven guys in any era, it would hardly make much difference.
20 Jan 2017
A hard dick and muscular ass do make fine accessories to whatever a guy is wearing or not wearing. So when you're not sure what to wear or not wear to a certain occasion, do some squats and get your cock hard.
I can't claim credit for that advice. I read it in the New York Times. Or maybe it was graffiti in a New York men's room. It's all a blur.
13 Jan 2017
Whether opening mouths wide for a kiss or spreading their legs every which way, these guys know the way to my heart. Or my penis brain. Which is probably not the same thing as my heart, but whatever.
The photographers were busy pulling invisible strings, directing the guys to move this way and that, look this way and that, erect this way and that. My detailed records show that there was an A List Hollywood actor at the time who moonlit as a smut photog. Who?
6 Jan 2017
So there are definitely some other hot guys here, but I'm pretty much drawn to Mr. Big Balls at the top left. His middle name is Splat.
As in the sound his load makes on your face (or wherever he puts it). Spluh. At. Followed by another Spluh. At. What a guy.
I kind of dig the impunity many of these vintage fellas must have felt, not knowing about the future internet. Though the true exhibitionists among them who are still around must be happy knowing their pics are out there circulating. Glad to be a help with that.
30 Dec 2016
Isn't a pop of color so important? Especially in Winter. Just bring you out of the blues. And by pop of color I mean pop of skin color. Pop of dick.
The grayscale guys can pop their dicks on me though. That would liven up my day for sure. If I lived in 1962 or whenever those shots are from. I'm thinking it was important to know how to develop your own film back then. Not something you'd drop off to the drugstore to get developed.
Unless the pharmacist was a pervert. Which, come to think of it, is fairly common. White coat and all those pills. That's pretty perverted.
23 Dec 2016
The fish and the homos are super happy about this guy. Because the spearfishing thing is a costume-only .And the guy in the spearfishing thing is fucking hot.
Now I don't have a pussy. Or even one of those anal rosebud things that monstercocks tend to produce. But this guy still makes me wet. Metaphorically. I'm so hard for metaphors. Put me and e.e. cummings in a room and watch out.
16 Dec 2016
Wonder if back then anyone thought the naked male pictures thing would be a flash in the pan. Some novelty. Hell to the nope.
Thought I doubt the others thought the pictures would end up beamed electronically around the world. Maybe a few wouldn't have posed as they did, when it was more underground.
Oh fucking well. We get this glimpse back. And what a damn good view.
9 Dec 2016
Break out your time machine and let's go on a trip. Set that machine to the swinging '60s and the swinging '70s and the swinging '80s. That's a lot of swinging.
And when there's swinging, there's this thing called a key party. You drop your house keys in a bowl and pick up someone else's. Then you ejaculate in the bowl. There may be some intermediate steps there.
2 Dec 2016
"For a good time, call cocksucker Joe at..." is what a real phone sexer would have had to advertise pre-internet. Say by writing it on a men's room wall. Or hiring a pilot to fly a banner. Or by writing it on the wall of a plane's restroom.
When you don't get an automatic blowjob in first class, you for sure need to find your special guy in coach.
The alternate method for hooking up with someone for phone sex was to just call random numbers and do some heavy breathing. But it is much more fun if the heavy breathing is on both sides.
25 Nov 2016
Casual naked hangouts are the best. Whether alone or with a buddy, just being nude and relaxed is the way to go. Of course it may naturally lead into all sorts of things.
Like doing the dishes naked. Folding your laundry naked. Vacuuming naked. And that's it. There's nothing else that can be done naked nowadays. So thankfully we have these vintage shots to remind us of the possibilities.
18 Nov 2016
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same. That's right the evil naked guy has a cape. While the other evil naked guys don't. They just have long dicks mostly.
Except the muscle guy but I'm too busy staring as hi muscles to care if he can fuck me deep enough to bump my cervix. Which is a sexy new term for a guy's asshole. Because "pussy" has lost its charm. Though cunt is always a winner. That's right. Mancunt.
14 Nov 2016
From chest muscles to ass muscles, these vintage shots will make your cock flex. And yeah, black is beautiful is a political phrase, and here it's literal. These guys are put together.
Bob Mizer or his fellow early beefcake photo studios didn't necessarily have a Equal Employment Opportunity Commission statements up on their company bulletin board. Nor did they have bulletin boards. But whoever took these (Liberace did have a photography habit so probably him) did have semi-awesome backdrops and models ready to pose.
That jockstrap is on a break, pushed to the side so the dick can be fully exposed. I'm thinking it appreciates the time off.
I'm personally digging Mr. Sideburns. He's all, you can look at me, but I'm in charge. I like.
4 Nov 2016
The fun kind of war. Mock war. Muscles and wrestling. Helmet and saber. With cock pointed up to match.
Not exactly the vision of an intimidating battlefield. More like a Saturday night, if you're lucky.
28 Oct 2016
These guys are having a good old time. Posing, wrestling, flexing, cocking a bow. Bowing a cock.
Oh hell, it's all posing. None of it's real. Except the $15 each earned which was like a million. Plus those that escorted could call themselves a porn star and raise their rates. When did that start to happen exactly? Guys calling themselves porn stars. I"m thinking 1974.
And before that, the word was "holy fuck that guy's amazing who is he I want him now" which doesn't fit well on a driver's license but it's the truth.