Wednesday, February 12th, 2025
"Are the emergency defense auto cannons active?" calls out Void to his sidekick frenemy living in Eternal Domination.
The bearish mandaddy nearby growls his afformative.
"What about the electric guard eels? Are they starved and ravenous!?"
Once again the hairy older bitchkick snarls it was so!
It was not every day that The Wicked Dungeon Of The East hosted denizens of The Wicked Tower Of The West into its labyrinthian inner chambers! But the new submanagement of what was once called "The Book Club Below" and last week "Bocce Ball Beneath"... was still undertaking intense reorganization efforts and had decided they could not avoid the inevitable any longer.
Their mortal enemies would have to be invited over for battleship and tea!
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And so as the clock struck midnight for the fifth time that eternal eve... a round submersible surfaced in the rear loading dock of The Wicked Dungeon Of The East.
It was an entrance that was rarely used elsewise. The bitchkicks did not want their masters to know who was coming over for light dinner and war reenactment diversions!
"This is incredible!" exclaims Jay Jonses as he emerges from the underwater vehicle with his three fighting companions from The West. "We need to get some of these for our sky tower!"
"I was thinking maybe some of these would be even nicer," added Slash as he mesmerizingly stroked an active laser turret that was scanning all four of them. "Such fine craftsmanship!"
"I told you these bitches were way too hardcore," whines Henry Falcon. "We are totally going to end up their slaves one day!"
The Beast elbows Henry's shin from where he crawled on all fours and grunts his distaste.
"Agreed," says Jay. "Have some faith in our men Henry!"
"So that's what you think of those overgrown bitchkicks?" taunts Void from the underwater landing bay entrance. "I can't wait to see all your faces when you finally learn whom the real ones are?"
"Isn't one of your "men" an ogre?" asks Slash not nearly innocently enough.
Daddy Bear Sinder growls his displeasure. Such insolence to talk on one of their masters that way!
"Small talk introductions have been canceled early due to your ugly faces!" yells Void. "Daddy Bear... begin the ill advised tour of our hidden base facility to our enemies so we can get on with today's schedule!"
And just like that the sidekicks of The Wicked Tower Of The West were given a first hand look at their sort of most hated foes secret lair by the not quite loquacious docent hairy mute bear.
Exactly like Slash, the evil genius bitchmind, had always wanted.
Led by their book club enemies through the hidden passageways and rigged corridors of their deadly home base, the boys of The West could only marvel at the endless spectacle of insidiously sexual tortures that had been acquired and brought here by warriors over the centuries.
Looking at their fully decked out underground gym staffed entirely by hulking muscle demons, Henry started to once again fantasize on what if their master's lost the tournament!
Meanwhile Jay and The Beast had found a quiet corner to avoid the boring walkabout.
"Who's chair do you think this is?"
Slash... on the other hand had frozen still in his tracks as their tour walked in front of a chamber bursting with light.
It was some sort of holographic map room!
But... something was wrong! There were just too many coordinates!
"What... what is this?" asks the confused genius sidekick as he stares at the chaotic technological light show. "This can't be what I think it is... is it?"
Void looked where his frenemy was gesturing.
"You mean the entire known universe?" says the evil sidekick slyly. "As you can see 99% of it is now owned by The Dark Tide."
"Do you know how many worlds that is?" asks his startled foe from The West.
"295316890642467908532568907532257921893149 trillion trillion trillion star systems, plus or minus one," answers Void blankly.
Slash continues to stand there in shock.
That's a lot of power!
How was Steel ever going to be able to fight an entire evil universe?
But the bitchkick had found what he had come for! Now was the hard part.
Surviving the rest of the day of catty bitch sarcasm so he can return to his man with the stolen information. The fate of the gay galaxy may rest on it!
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For the next The Book Club Below! try and write a story about a gay hero and villain having a comedic double date... and then tune in next week to see one from The Tournament Of Men!
Hero and Villains make the best romances!
