Welcome noble gay man to Friday Night Fight!
Your weekly showdown match between the Heroes and Villains created in the Daily Romance!
Return every Friday to see a new fight and vote for who should win!
The winner of each match will advance in the tournament!
While the loser will get fucked forever in Eternal Domination!
Friday Night Fight is not for the faint of heart!
NOW LIVE:
COMBATANT #1
The Bully
Name: The Bully
Age: 18
Most Famous Move: Cunt Tease!
This infamous Ronin needs no call, nor creed. Wandering the suburban countryside wasteland in search of his next easy mark, this warrior of immediate reward satisfaction will terrorize and tease any lone gay boi he finds into an unwanted boner, followed by a swift ballkick takedown! Hiyah! "Fear" is just one of many long words this brave soldier of ill fortune has no time to learn!
COMBATANT #2
The Black Hat
Name: The Black Hat
Age: 50
Most Famous Move: Wrangle!
The Black Hat had to ask the question several times before he would believe it. "You really don't have to hunt them anymore?" said the man clearly confused by the modern tournament. "They just come to you on their own instead?" The villainous cowboy was not exactly sure how that worked, but was certainly willing to give this new eras matchmaking views a try! The insidious rancher already had a special place in his barn ready for his next beauty!
Welcome Ye Olde Gayest of Men to The Lost Unfound Endangered Mystical Wildlife Preserve. We at Friday Night Fight sincerely hope your journey to the shores of Avalon Animalia did not leave you seasick for sailors, because the men ahead are decidedly of the Woodsmen kind. Only the most legendary of hunters ever dare trespass on this sacred island, home to the last of every kind of its species.
Last Words
-The Bully-
"Hello?" ..................................... "HELLO?" ................................ "HELLO!!?"
But there was no one else around to answer The Bully's singsong call.
The boy was alone. Alone and confused.
Where was he? What was this totally gay place? Why were there so many sparkly flowers here!!?
Weren't there supposed to be others around?
The Bully wished he had read the fine print of The Tournament rules.
The lad had no idea what was really going on.
The Bully wished he could read at all.
Sitting beside a beautiful babbling brooke of brilliant bubbling blue, The Bully moped at the magical majesty of it all.
The neon pastel glitter forest wasn't exactly his style. Maybe it just wasn't meant for him.
Whatever. No big deal.
Picking up a stone more diamond/ruby/emerald hybrid than rock, The Bully tried to skip it across the dancing river of pixie fizz in front of him. When it instead exploded into a magical heart shaped firework of pure love and light, The Bully had finally had enough.
It was time to leave this rotten fairytale hell behind, and find a bastion more home to his heart.
But before The Bully could make his way there, one of the nearby roses of colors wild bloomed beyond its ability to sustain. The petals flew away from its now missing center as a shot rang out through the most enchanting of forests.
The hunt was on.
THE CANNON FIRES.
The world zoomed by in a blur, the land and sky a hectic jumble of shadow and sparkle.
The Bully could hardly see through the glare! What glitter fiend had built this mad island!?
A hole opened in the trunk of a silver elm directly before the lad as a shotgun blast echoed through the forest.
"Where you runnin' to boy!" called out a deep voice from somewhere behind him.
"Ain't nowhere you're gonna be able to hide from me, son!"
"Want to bet?" thought The Bully as scaled one of the shimmering trees of the twilight forest, then hid amongst the glowing turqoise leaves of the magical canopy. The young man then held his breath and waited.
Below him, a shadow now moved toward the base of the silver tree.
It was a man. It was the man that had been hunting him!
The dude was huge. Wide as an ox, and just as powerful. On his brow sat a hat the color of midnight, hiding the rest of his face from view. Whomever he was was, the man was after The Bully hard, and wasn't about to give up soon.
"I know you are around here boy!" called out The Black Hat as he searched the ground below. "You don't have to fear me son. I ain't gonna hurt you!"
The Bully stayed quite, watching the man intently from where he hid. The boy knew that trick himself.
Tell them anything they want to hear. Tell them anything to let you get close.
It wouldn't work this time however! The Bully just had to wait.
Below The Black Hat had now halted in place, and was peering at the bioluminescent branches of the moongrove above.
"I didn't want to have to do this lad," explained the man hunting him. "But you've really left me no choice."
Taking a deep breath, the villain then called out into the darkness.
"Faggots stay silent!" taunted The Black Hat to his prey.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!" screamed The Bully immediately from his hiding spot!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The silver limb on which The Bully sat splintered from the shotgun shrapnel, and the boy tumbled to the sparkling Earth below. An assorted gaggle of magical geese took to the air leaving a rainbow trail of elemental energy swirling around the boy as he fell.
Laughter echoed through the shining wood.
"Works every time."
The Black Hat approached his dazed target. The older man had wanted the lad to put up more of a fight. Was not the boy to be the prize of his stock? He looked more like a runt!
Coughing for air, The Bully wheezed as the man came near.
"At least I'm no faggot," said the lad through the pain, still struggling to breathe.
The man kneeled by his side and patted the boy's shoulder gently, while rolling his eyes from behind his black hat.
"Yes, son. I suppose there is that."
"It's important for a man not to be a faggot," said The Bully as he sat up finally, still trying to explain his very clear, and straight forward warrior ethos.
"You can suck a cock. You can take a dick. You can even chew semen," continued the lad, "But you can never... ever... be a faggot."
The Black Hat didn't quite know what to say to that one.
"If you say so, boy," the man spoke gruffly, a bit bored now with talking to his herd. "You ready to go with me now, son?"
The Bully looked down morose.
"Yeah... about that dude..." said the boy, now clutching one of the blown off silver branches in his hand. "No way queermo!"
Striking The Black Hat's black hat itself, the lad darted into the mystical forest without looking back. The last thing The Bully needed was that stalker flirting with him one second longer!
Over enchanted hill and besparkled dale the young man raced. The boy would run all the way to the other side of the island if he needed to! When at last The Bully was sure the man would not find him once more, he finally took a moment to breathe.
The Bully hated it here!
He hated it everywhere!
It wasn't long however until the lad heard the sound of hoofs galloping in the darkness. Startled The Bully looked for the source!
From out of the wicked thicket then burst The Black Hat, the last of the unicorns his newly mounted steed!
Charging toward The Bully horn first, the dastardly villain speared the shorts right off the lad like a knight with a lance, leaving the boy standing naked in the warm summer night air.
"Did you think you were uncatchable boy?" yelled out the evil rancher as he kicked the unicorn to go around for another pass. "That you were to be the biggest fish in the sea?"
The Bully stood alone, naked and afraid as The Black Hat circled him upon his majestic steed, lasso whirling high in the air above!
"I'm the one with the destiny, boy!" shouted the maddened cowboy from the back of his unicorn. "And you are to be my beloved Beast!"
The Bully stared at the spinning rope in the air before him, mesmerized by the delicate twisting as if it fate itself.
The boy couldn't move! What was wrong with him!
"Nature don't care it ain't fair, boy! That's the way it likes it," yelled The Black Hat as he went for the final takedown.
"Those who can, will choose those that can't. And there is nothing they can do about it. No tournament law is going to change that, boy. Not here. Not ever."
The unicorn horn glowed brightly as The Black Hat charged his victim one last time!
The audience's vote was now being effected live by the villain!
Reality shards itself around the two combatants!
Will The Bully become The Beast?
Or will The Black Hat finally meet his match?
VOTE CLOSED!
Return next Friday to see which combatant advances and which is sent to be fucked for an infinity on display in Eternal Domination!
