The man was nervous. He rarely remembered ever being so before.
But everything was different now. This had to go just right. The others would suspect his motivations if anything was at all out of place!
Gently arranging a tray of cookies and other baked edibles, Slash waited for the first of his guests to arrive. The defeated villain wished Steel was here, then swore at himself for being such a lonely, horny bitch.
His very own He-Man had asked him to find a way to meet the other losers in Eternal Domination, and find out how they were training for the next round of The Tournament of Men. Slash did not want any of the other man-bitches to know that however. He needed them to think they were making friends!
Little did they know the chaotic evil supervillain, was only lawful good for exactly one man!
And so The Book Club Below was birthed from the shadows of the eternal nether world, every Wednesday at 8 P.M. sharp! Or Slash, the host, was going to be very cross with any of them!
Ding! Dong!
Slash opened the door of his 18th/39th century fusion laboratory flat to meet his first mark.
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A one Mr. Henry Falcon. A man whom had once flown by the name... Silver Eagle.
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"Welcome to The Book Club Below," breathed Slash insidiously, not aware he was still coming off quite heavily as a serial killer.
Henry, wearing clothes for the first time in weeks, screamed upon seeing the visage of a conniving villain archetype at the door, missing only a black mustache to twirl.
Cum oozed from the man's chest, frightened outened out of him from the shock! Looking down at his only shirt now stained, Henry began to cry, overwhelmed by the all of it all.
Suddenly not sure how to proceed with his dastardly plot, Slash instinctually hugged the sobbing man and ushered the besotten dude inside his home.
"Sit down! Stop doing that!" ordered the annoyed and befuddled supervillain.
Grabbing the first glass bottle of bubbling liquid he saw, Slash handed it to his guest.
"Here drink this, you foolish oaf!" said the evil genius, moments before realizing he had just given his new friend a vial of acid from his laboratory by mistake!
Throwing social gatherings was harder than the villain realized!
Slapping the clear liquid from Henry's hand seconds before it met his lips, the glass exploded on the nearby wall, eating a hole through it in seconds!
Once again startled by yet another near death experience, Henry renewed his sobbing on the couch of the High Tech/Victorian apartment, while the doorbell rang again.
Ding! Dong!
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At the door now stood a shy young man looking extremely unsure of himself.
A hot wind blew through the underdarkness.
The boy came in his pants while standing on his neighbor's porch.
His name? Jay. Jay Jonses.
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Staring at the boy perform some sort of odd twitch like dance ritual in front of him, Slash did not know exactly what to make of the handsome young man. When at last the supervillain realized the lad was squirting his boys out into his shorts, and had been now for well over a minute now, the former serial killer quickly took the young man inside before anyone else could see. Though how many others were exactly down here to be able to observe them in Eternal Domination, Slash was not quite sure.
Returning to his living room to find Henry Falcon having apparently collected himself enough to make a slight wave to the new addition to their book club, Slash offered a seat to Jay beside him.
"Hi," said the defeated flying warrior meakly to their newest buddy, taking Jay's hand gently to shake. The Shocker had only recently granted Henry the ability to talk again on limited occasions, and the experience still felt sort of new to the man bitch.
Jay however, was once again sent into cascades of climaxes, this time from the direct skin to skin contact with any another male trying to shake his hand.
"Oh fuck," whimpered Jay pathetically. Not again!
But the rest of the room could only watch as the lad continued to bust his nuts out once more, creating a noticeable wetness at his crotch.
"You have to let go," whined the boy from his cute scrunched face. "I won't stop cumming until you do!"
"Sorry!" exclaimed Henry, quickly releasing the lad from his grip to once again start to cry. The former hero had made such a terrible social mistake! He had made another man orgasm at his book club! How could Henry ever live that down now? He had been just trying to make new friends!
Watching Henry break down into tears once more, Slash face palmed his head in both of his hands. He would never find out anything useful this way!
Ding! Dong!
The doorbell rang a third a final time.
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However when Slash opened the door, he found not but the nethervoid howling at his step.
Wait.. that wasn't oblivions call at all. It sounded more like a hot and horny 18 year old instead!
Bounding through the wide open door, The Beast entered The Book Club Below with nary a single hello!
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Dashing into his flat, Slash was not all together shocked at the somehow now pornographic scene unfolding in front of his very eyes.
Jay Jonses had been tackled by The Beast, whom was now wildly humping the young man's leg into a series of dual climaxes for both the boy monster and the overlysensitized lad!
Meanwhile Henry Falcon was trying to yank the feral horny boyanimal off his newest friend, but had become overwhelmed once more as the cum had started to fly.
"It's getting everywhere!" cried the bewildered former hero, his manmound beginning to itch from all the excitement.
Slash took a deep breath. The villain knew exactly what he had to do next!
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When at last all of the guests had finally left the gathering, the evil genius sighed at how much there was now to clean before Steel returned. Everything was so fucking wet!
At least The Book Club Below had been somewhat of a success. The newly minted sidekick hadn't quite found the information he was looking for exactly yet, but was sure he would uncover it next time!
Slash had assigned his new crew their first reading for next Wednesday when the boys were to meet once again.
