Wednesday, January 29th, 2025
The boys of The Book Club Below sat in the shady Hot Spring Tub glen of Eternal Domination's mystical enchanted forest underground suburb. They had been lounging half naked in the warm refreshing magical waters for several hours now chatting about who hated reading the most. Once it was agreed upon that each sidekick hated reading in their own special unique way, the lads were able to continue on with their planned afternoon of lazy public masturbation and intense relaxation.
That was however until the sound of an explosion rocked the peaceful forest meadow sending woodland critters scattering in every direction!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
The noises echoed off the giant ancient old growth trees towering on either side!
"What was that?!" yelled Henry Falcon in sudden alarm, the newest recruited member of The Dark Watchman's crew leaping out of the water in terror!
"There's no war allowed in Eternal Domination!" shouted Jay Jonses, agreeing with his new bitchkick ally that something was definitely wrong in the sleepy underground housing development.
But then from just beneath the overhead leafy canopy floated in the two newest residents of Eternal Domination.
Daddy Bear Sinder
and
Void
The two evil villain sidekicks levitated menacingly above the shocked book club still sitting in their day spa forest meadow.
"What sort of faggots do we have here, Daddy Bear?" asked the galactic bitchkick to his older frenemy.
The hairy mute fire breathing slave of the tournament champion Fireslice only grinned an insidious smile, as the heavy set older man continued to leer down at those they had found defenseless.
"It must be that pathetic book club we've heard so much!" said Void answering himself as usual when around the warped flame servant.
"I'll have you know none of us have read a single word in weeks!" yelled out Hole in their defense!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
More laughter, along with also both hellfire and darkfire, rained down from the sky around them all!
"You think that's impressive bitch?" taunted back Void. "I've avoided written communication for years!"
More dark mirth echoed throughout the forest as the new bitchkicks continued their display of force.
Finally the two full half heroes, "Little" Ben and Brock "The Brozooka" Majors had had enough of these two upstart sidekicks!
Standing impressively from the shimmering water, the two muscled warriors shielded their clubibian compatriots from the energy onslaught!
"That's enough you two!" yelled Brock, still wearing his athletic uniform in the hot tub. Truth be told the jock warrior stud did not like to ever take it off!
"We were wondering when you both would finally turn up down here," continued on Ben without missing a beat.
The storm of energy finally relented from above.
"So its the legendary daywalkers themselves!" called out Void from the sky. "Our masters have sent us with a message for you both!"
"Under no circumstances are the denizens of The Wicked Dungeon Of The East to fraternize with those from The Wicked Castle Of The West as long as such losers are in control of the meeting" continued on the boy lieutenant of the tournament champion Zxr!
"What are you talking about?!" shouted back Brock! "We never agreed to that!"
"You were outvoted in absentee," grinned Void. "Maybe you two shouldn't be spending so much time with these bitches."
Looking at each other annoyed, the twin rocketeers knew to save their ire for their masters on the battlefield.
Henry Falcon on the otherhand had become quite upset.
"But you can't break up The Book Club Below!" shouted the morose birdman. "It's all I have between the nonstop sex sessions!"
"Then hand over all rights and ownership to us," said the dark sidekick. "And maybe we'll still let you belong."
"Fine! Whatever you want!" relented the bitchkick immediately, bowing over the side of the hot tub to present his ass to the attackers.
"Henry!" shouted Jay to his friend. "We don't have to give in that easily!"
"But it's all I know how to do!" sobbed the confused bitchkick, already leaking cum from his tits at his loss.
"Maybe we should listen to them?" explained Slash slowly, holding up his hands to quiet any rebuttal.
"It's not like it actually matters all that much, and there's no better way for them to see we all are way sluttier than everyone thinks!"
"Yeah!" shouted Henry in agreement! "Way sluttier!"
...
When finally the new terms and conditions of the weekly meeting had been set by all in attendance, it was the members of The Wicked Dungeon Of The East that were now in control.
Just as Slash had always intended.
...
For the next meeting of The Book Club Below spend some time imagining what it would be like if you belonged to an all gay book club that watched movies and ate pizza instead of reading!
