Wednesday, December 25th, 2024
DING DONG!
Was it already time for his new frenemy sidekicks to arrive?
Slash had totally lost track of time!
The evil genius had been hard at work on a new bitch plan for his lover boss boyfriend, Steel. It involved the integral use of honey, gunpowder, and a vibrating dildo. Their foes would never stand a chance!
But there was no time for that now! The Book Club Below was about to begin!
DING DONG!
The doorbell rang again!
...
Soon three half naked gay men were sitting comfortably in the dimly lit living/laboratory room of their host, wondering how in the world the universe at contrived their fates to arrive them here at this mundane weekly get together in Eternal Domination. Had they all not once been warriors?
Henry, the man whom had been the great Silver Eagle, began to cry yet again at the memories.
Slash though, not feeling even the slightest pity for his guest, groaned at the sight of the defeated bitch having yet another new breakdown. The villain did not want a repeat of last week! He needed to find out how the others were training with their men!
"You need to get ahold of yourself right now!" ordered Slash as he handed out a bubbling blue refreshment to his guests. "Being The Shocker's bitch can't be that bad!"
Henry, mid sob, shook his head in disagreement.
"You have no idea!" cried the defeated hero inconsolable. "He's so mean to me!"
Rubbing his friend's back gently, Jay Jonses tried to find the bright side of their new situation comedy.
"At least he's really hot, you know?" said the twenty five year old whom had once been The Rookie. "Can you imagine being the bitch of some ugly weakling?"
All four sidekicks murmured to themselves at the terrifying thought. Almost nothing would be worse!
Henry, finally able to choke back his tears, tried his best to smile.
"He did make me come so hard last night," said the bearded man shyly through his blurry eyes.
His three frenemies burst out laughing immediately at the horny admission.
"Oh really?" responded Slash all ears. "What were you two doing?"
Turning beat red, Henry did not want to say anymore of his previous evening's exploits as his manmound began to twitch once more at how The Shocker had made him feel!
"Oh, I shouldn't say," giggled the embarrassed man. "You know how private mercenaries are."
"Come on Henry!" exclaimed Jay. "You can't tease us like that!"
The Beast as well chimed in, barking some unintelligible nonsense that no one present could interpret in any way whatsoever. Worried that the animalboy might jump his bones just in order to hear his news, The Shocker's bitched sidekick finally relented.
"Well..." started Henry, leaning forward as he began his tale with a mischievous smile. "Last night after he got home from The Tournament... I could tell he was a bit more on edge than usual."
The other three sidebitches could hardly believe such an incredible claim! The Shocker... on edge? No way!
"So I tried his normal blow job, ball massage relaxation hour. But by the end of it he was still muttering to himself about how it all "needed so much more violence!" or whatever," continued Henry, finally getting to the goods. Slash had already made a mental note of what Steel might like to try himself.
"So then he turned to me with that look in his eye. You know that one you can tell from even behind their impenetrable face mask?" said Henry feeling himself get hot and bothered from even talking on his handsome stud. "And said... howabout we take off the chains tonight baby?"
And that's exactly what they did.
...
Once Henry had finished his story, The Book Club Below now had two hard stiffies, one wet ass, and one twitching manmound in some total. The horny boys quickly rushed to the refreshment table to distract themselves from their surgingish loins as the sidekicks tried to collect themselves once more.
"Weren't we going to discuss some book today?" asked Jay as he swallowed a delicious underberry pastry.
Slash had nearly forgotten! This was a book club after all! And he had assigned his book mates the gay short story/epic H.O.M.E. !
"Well did any of you read it yet?" said the evil villain. "It shouldn't have taken you long. I think it was written by someone new to English."
The Beast raised his hand and nodded enthusiastically.
"And you can't read at all," said Slash dryly. "What about the rest of you?"
Henry and Jay both looked sheepish.
"I mean... I meant to..." began the former rookie. "But with all the forced sex I was having, I just couldn't find the time."
Slash gave the young man a withering glare. Like that was any excuse. Who didn't have to balance their schedule as a modern man?
"What about you Henry?" questioned the annoyed supervillain, not believing there was much chance his featherless flightless friend at done the reading either.
"I liked the part where the entire alien civilization was having sex with one boy," said the bitchkick amicably. "I thought that had some flare."
"Aren't you yourself from another world Henry?" asked Slash, mental recorder already switched to on.
"Yeah, but my home is nothing like this one," said the cute bearded man. "I have no idea where the author came up with such a crazy fantastical world. I've never seen any planet like it!"
Slash stared at Henry blankly.
"Well then," said the twinky would-be detective hero to himself. "The best laid plans of mice and bitchmen."
Turning to his guests, the supervillain offered them one more chance to finish their novel before next week.
"You will finish H.O.M.E. or else!!!"
"Or else what?" said Henry confused.
Slash did not know quite how to answer that. He wasn't exactly a supervillain anymore.
"Or else I won't let you have any of my underberry scones next time!"
"You bitch!"
"How can you be so cruel!"
[Unintelligible Barking]
...
If you want to finish reading the sci fi short story/epic H.O.M.E. you can join the club with these bitched boys in their new horny comedy!
Thanks!
-Fin
