Friday Night Fight! 1/31/2025
Welcome noble gay man to Friday Night Fight!
Your weekly showdown match between the Heroes and Villains created in the Daily Romance!
Return every Friday to see a new fight and vote for who should win!
The winner of each match will advance in the tournament!
While the loser will get fucked forever in Eternal Domination!
Friday Night Fight is not for the faint of heart!
NOW LIVE:
COMBATANTS I
Hero: Steel
Sidekick: Slash
These two heroes have been hard working together ever since their fates became entwined in Fight III of The Tournament of Men. Besting his new best man in martial combat, Steel, the mighty robotic warrior from the future is ready to use his internal arsenal of phallic weaponry to demolish all that stand in his way! With his electric fast sidekick Slash able to view the battlefield through his hero's own eyes, these two combatants have created a mighty team that can use all of time itself as their ally!
COMBATANTS II
Villain: The Midnight Cowboy
Sidekick: The Beast
Who doesn't love a mysterious dark rider dressed all in black? Surely not his beloved Beast! Conquering his new sidekick in Fight IV of The Tournament of Men, The Midnight Cowboy continues to ride the legendary steed that made his win possible. Wishing his way to a complete total victory over the voters, this villain has shown not even the fourth wall can stop his mad dash for power!
Is there anyone that can stand against this ruthless villain and his magic mcguffin?
Find out next in Fight X of The Tournament Of Men!
The air crackles with energy as the transfer ends.
You and the gay men around you have been teleported back through time to before the dawn of man!
And before anyone asks... No! You can not break out of the time containment fields to restart human civilization with a gay male only genesis.... however that would work! Look, we've already tried... and we only barely got the timestream back to normal afterward! Just don't ask too many questions about foreskin okay!?
And a reminder... today's free brunch at intermission will include an omelete buffet from an assortment of different dinosaur species whos names you cannot even begin to pronounce! Yum!
TEAM MEATING I
Steel and Slash
"This is the closest we have ever been Slash," spoke the heroic robotic warrior from the future to his once villain sidekick. "You are inside my very mind."
"You know honestly I feel we are a lot closer when you are inside me instead," answered the former criminal genius slyly. "And we do that like all the time."
The huge muscled hero knew to move on. While the bitchkick may be his eternal boyfriend, Steel knew Slash was still a rather hard sell on romance of almost any kind. The twink liked his love physical, hard and fast!
"While connected our minds will be like one," continued the metallic hunk with a sigh. "And we will be able to coordinate our attacks at a speed beyond our foes."
"It still won't be enough Steel," said his boyfriend waringly. "If what I learned at The Book Club Below is real... there's no way we can defeat The Midnight Cowboy! The magical steed he rides can grant any wish in his black heart! The lucky bastard!"
"Then we will have to improvise when the time is right," answered the massive cyborg, incapable of feeling human fear. "Trust me Slash. I will make sure we succeed. I will never let you down, little hero."
Slash blushed.
"If you weren't so hard all the time, I'd call you a big softie... you know that?"
The two heroes hold each other as the time warp mechanism engages around the pair.
The air sizzles as they vanish into history.
TEAM MEATING II
The Midnight Cowboy and His Beast
The rider gallops through the night on a steed as dark as the sky itself. Clinging to his back, a naked boy aged 18 sits behind him as the pair races over the gloomy prairie.
The two did not talk. They did not need to.
Each content to only have their warm bodies touch.
Each knowing exactly what each was to the other.
The Master and His Beast.
Arriving at the coordinates given to him by the tournament, The Midnight Cowboy lifts his boy off his saddle and carries him to rest on all fours on the ground nearby. Fastening a rope around the lad's neck, the sinister villain checked it twice to make sure it was tight.
The boy was now ready. He had been training the lad for months.
The Beast was going to make him proud. The villain already knew.
Sauntering toward his mystical steed, The Midnight Cowboy grabs it by its singular horn, then makes his next wish.
The air swirls around the combatants as they vanish in the dirt devil, transported across time to the tournament grounds millions of years in the past.
Last Words
The Midnight Cowboy- "I will Master the world!"
Steel- "You will masturbate in my cage!"
The Beast then waves at his friend from their weekly book club together.
Slash holds his head in his hands as he waves back embarrassed beyond all else.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
THE CANNON FIRES!
The two teams of combatants face each other from across a field stirring with massive ancient lifeforms.
This is the ancient Gayassic Era.
An epoch in time spanning millions of years where all the dinosaurs went kind of stag for awhile in sort of a fad.
The audience of time traveling gay men have all been given a dino watching checklist and a pair of binoculars! The first to call out bingo wins a meet and greet with the victors! And if a zoological tour of extinct fauna isn't to your liking, the reverse side has a board for the sex moves of the match! Don't worry nymphomaniac sex freaks, Friday Night Fight! will always be here for you!
Back to the action, the four combatants are slowly approaching one another.
Steel and Slash walk together as hero and sidekick. The two men side eye the giant lizards on either side of them. So far the creatures ignore their presence.
Meanwhile, The Midnight Cowboy sits on his dark unicorn with his boybitch Beast chained and lassoed on all fours beside him. The ladanimal growls at the prehistoric dragons around them, and the villain is forced to yank the sidekick's chain to back the agresssive boy down. They have real enemies before them.
Finally meeting in the center of the battlefield, the men nod at one another.
"So you are the one they claim is neither man nor animal?" asked The Midnight Cowboy. "I don't have one of those in my stock yet."
"And you're never going to," answered Steel impassively without blinking. "You're going to have to get used to a wearing a white hat for a change villain."
"Never!" yells the dark cowboy. "I'll throw my body into a ravine before I save deputy in distress!"
Slash sighs and rolls his eyes. "It's really not that bad actually I'll have you know."
The Midnight Cowboy attacks, snarling with rage!
With lightening speed the villain whips his lasso at the robotic warrior. But with equal grace, Steel blocks the attack with his arm, letting the cord wrap around his bicep harmlessly.
Yanking the lasso toward him, the cybord mandroid unseats the cowboy from his steed!
"Damn you!" yells the dark rider as he lifts himself from the ground. He had already underestimated the automaton!
And now as the nearly invincible robotic warrior from the future slowly walks toward him, the villain was nowhere close to his magic steed needed to fight him.
Raising his lasso whip once more, The Midnight Cowboy lets it soar toward the nearby group of dinosaurs!
The herd of giant lizards raises their heads startled at that crack!
They roar their dislike!
Then stampede!
The battlefield has turned into a wild chaotic frenzy before Steel can reach his enemy!
"Steel look out!" cries his boyfriend, able to see the world in 360 around his man.
The robotic warrior's fist is already flying through the air as he turns, connecting with the well armored head of a horned dinosaur about to skewer him. The animal flies away full body through the air over the herd to crash into a lake far away in the distance.
"Got it," answered Steel as he resumes his search for his dastardly foe, but The Midnight Cowboy has already reached the last of the unicorns, and mounted his epic ride.
Galloping away from the battlefield, The Midnight Cowboy casts his first wish at his enemies!
A jet black bolt zips through the air to impact on a mountain nearby.
The volcano erupts!
The ground shakes in a giant earthquake as lava explodes out of the earth all across the battlefield!
The dormant lava bed has been shattered!
"Slash!" yells out Steel in alarm. The fight has changed drastically before the hero was ready!
"Steel..... *static* .... the lava..... magentized... *static*.... our communication...."
The mandroid did not need to hear the rest. They were cut off!
Somewhere beyond the rising dust cloud of the prehistoric stampede was his boyfriend, caught in the center of it all!
Steel grimaced as he swatted another several kiloton dinosaur into the sky out of his way. Slash would have to take care of himself for now. The hero did not like it, but if anyone could handle themselves without him, it would be his sinister fast genius boyfriend.
Dodging out of the way of another charging dino, Steel grabs it by its neck and hoists himself onto his back. Clamping his metal hand down on its thick skull, the cyborg warrior activates his Rewire ability!
The ancient dinosaur beast has now become the robot from the future's steed!
Steel kicks his new companion with his metal heel, and the two charge out of the battlefield and after their quarry!
...
Meanwhile in the center of the dinosaur stampede surrounded by guysers of spewing volcanic rock high into the air, Slash is busy ducking and diving a cadre of giant wild lizards. But the sinister speed demon of a man is always a second too fast for the tail spikes and claws of the ancient animals to find their target!
Then, on all fours, another beast slowly crawls into the scene.
Seeing The Beast, eyes now red with bloodlust, start to circle him on the edge of the clearing the handsome hero sidekick starts to get annoyed.
Just what he did not need!
Leaping over the back of one charging dino, Slash lands in front of his frenemy.
"Woah there Beastie! You remember me right?" yells the sweating genius over the cacophony of the stampede.
But if the wild boy animal could now understand him, the villain sidekick did not show it.
Growling The Beast dashes at his enemy! Slash is only able to keep him the boy at bay with his plasma blade!
"See this? This can cut through anything!" yells out the mad genius to his book club mate. "You don't want me to use..."
The sidekick's words are cut short as his frenemy rushes him once again, knocking his weapon from his hands!
"Oh fuck you, you mindless cretin!" yells out Slash in anger. "I was going to use that to carve a pterodactyl roast at our next meeting!"
Suddenly The Beast was halted in its tracks.
Had someone said food?
Memories of delicious underberry scones flooded the boy's mind... from the kitchen of the man in front of him!
Slash's jaw hung open slack.
There was no way that had just worked.... had it? There was only one way to find out.
Finding his plasma blade embedded in the side of an already dead and half eaten dinosaur, Slash holds his nose as he cuts free a slice of raw flesh.
Grimacing as he spoke, the genius chef offered the bloody meat to his battle enraged frenemy.
"Who's hungry!?"
...
Back with the real contenders of the fight, Steel has now caught up with The Midnight Cowboy!
The hero and villain exchange fire as they ride at break neck speed!
"You can not win," yells the cyborg hunk at his foe. "The future must unfold as it should with our victory!"
"You don't have the power to stop me!" cries out the ruthless studly villain in return!
It was now time for the sinister cowboy to make his next wish!
"You know I never really was a fan of the crowd," laughed the maddened hunk at his newest crazed idea. "I think it's time I make your future a little more mine!"
The unicorn's horn emanated a blinding dark light!
When it had faded, the eyes of every dinosaur on the planet were now glowing black, commandments understood by their enchanted lizard brains.
Grow!
Evolve!
Hunt the humans!
Every last one!
Steel's ride no longer obeyed him! Grunting in annoyance the robotic warrior slammed his fists down on his steed's head before it could attack. The beast falls unconscious as the cyborg rises to his feet.
What had The Midnight Cowboy done? All the prehistoric dinosaurs around them were starting to circle the combatants, all under the enchanted might of the villain.
There were hundreds of them now under his control. Millions even!
The nearly invincible robotic warrior was still calculating the odds. And Steel did not like the answer already! Too close!
Then from inside the hero's own mind, a connection was reestablished.
"You still there Tin Man?" asked Slash, a hint of fear clear in his voice.
"Where else would I be, little hero," answered the robotic warrior as hundreds of killer lizards closed in around the metal warrior.
"My chronometer is measuring a huge shift in the timestream Steel!" explained his boyfriend panicked. "Whatever The Midnight Cowboy has done... we won't have a future to get back to... even if we win!"
Using his shoulder laser cannon, Steel creates a line of fire on the scorched earth to halt the enchanted stampede's advance!
"Victory is looking less likely by the minute unfortunately," said the hero as his bionic brain was still busy crunching the numbers. He would need a nuclear plant at least to maintain his energy reserves for as long as this battle would take, and none would be invented yet for several hundred million years!
"Steel I have an idea!" chimed in his genius boyfriend once more. "But you're not going to like it!"
"What is it?" asked the warrior already knowing the former villain had spoke the truth. "Remember you are a hero now?"
Steel then sent the first of his new dino assailaints flying back the way it came.
"You know how all the dinosaurs went extinct?" continued the wide eyed sidekick. "Maybe we cause it!?"
Will The Midnight Cowboy end The Earth as we know it to create a new race of dominant lizard rulers?
Or will Steel and Slash save the day by creating the largest extinction event our planet has ever known!?
Decide now!
Vote Closed!
