Friday Night Fight! 1/10/2025
Welcome noble gay man to Friday Night Fight!
Your weekly showdown match between the Heroes and Villains created in the Daily Romance!
Return every Friday to see a new fight and vote for who should win!
The winner of each match will advance in the tournament!
While the loser will get fucked forever in Eternal Domination!
Friday Night Fight is not for the faint of heart!
NOW LIVE:
COMBATANT I
Fireslice
Name: Fireslice
Heritage: The Flame Barons
Age: 25
Gifted with the ability to wield both sword and flame, Fireslice is a war princeling of an ancient era of martial combat. Renowned for having single handedly won The Battle of The Firefalls for his own fiefdom after all believed the campaign already lost, this villanous magical swordsman is sure to make many fans from only his blazing good looks alone!
Will this son of flame be too hot to handle in The Tournament of Men?
Fireslice is ready to start the heat!
COMBATANT II
Smokes
Name: Fire Chief Smokes
Department: The 69th Street Station
Age: 50
Smokes always knew he wanted to be a fireman. Now as the fire chief of his own crew in the most crowded coastal metropolis on the continent, this hairy hunk is living his dream! So why then had this loveable, huggable, hirsuted bear decided to enter The Tournament of Men?
To spread the message of fire safety of course!
If this fire fighter extraordinaire can light all his matches then this handsome stud will become the heart throb of every flaming gay boi in need of a cold wet shower from a hot hard man!
Welcome gay man to the hottest place in the universe! The Volcano Oceans of Kelvik VII!
We know you might be lightlagged from your quantum tunneling journey through most of space and time just so you could watch these two gay men wrestle then fuck each other, so please be careful while in our hastily constructed viewing areas or walkways all made out of the driest of wood.
Why would we at Friday Night Fight do such a thing!?
Because we want to bring you, dear viewers, as close to the flames as you can get!
Real men!
Real fights!!
Real heat!!!
From the interior core of a magma sea moon no less!
Only here folks! Only here!
Last Words
Smokes- "Only you have the power to end the fires of destruction burning inside your soul, young one!"
Fireslice- "I'm going to remind you of that when you're begging for my hot seed, old man!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
THE CANNON FIRES!
The two combatants each stand on a small disc hovering over a massive writhing vortex in the vast magma ocean of Kelvik VII!
This is the entrance to The Great Lava Rapids through the superheated core of the planet! And it is where these two warriors will next be traveling in this manliest contest of extreme might and determined will.
The first of these hot studly men... a sinister swordsman empowered with the essence of fire...
FIRESLICE!
The handsome young villain turns towards one of the nearby audience bleachers as his name is called out and grins a smile most mischievous. Holding up one of his glowing fists encircled under the skin by the fire warrior's petrified hard veins, the wicked hot hunk unleashes a ball of flame soaring right toward the spectators!
The fans in the audience are sent scrambling away from the explosion as the wooden seats instantaneously light on fire!
Madness!
Chaos!
Heat!
As the audience bleachers continue to burn a dark black grenade bounces on the seats of the conflagration. Then... bursts into a cloud of ice! The fires are extinguished immediately!!
And the second of today's combatants...
SMOKES!
The hairy bearish fire chief from the not too distant future stands heroic after having lobbed the ice bomb at his new fans! Those that are not still fleeing for their lives cheer for the dogooder!
The goal of today's fight?
A race to the very core of this fire world!
Why?
To pull an ancient sword of the hottest power out from the giant supervolvano located at its heart.
The magnetic hover locks of the floating discs release...
and the two combatants are sent carreening through the magma tunnels of The Great Lava Rapids!
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Both men are focused on balancing their small levitating platforms as their tiny crafts zoom over the tumultous surface of the ancient lava sea... right into the caverns below!
Fireslice is the first into the river tunnels!
"Catch me if you can, old man!" sneers the burning hot villain as he surfs his metallic board over the liquid fire.
Using his dark flame magic to propel himself forward faster than the current of magma beneath, the cute boy stud speeds away to take the lead!
"I won't have your death on my hands lad!" calls out the fire chief as he guides his craft into the lava tunnel Fireslice had taken.
The young man was being far to careless for his own good! Smokes had to try and stop him before he got himself hurt! And what hero doesn't try and save the villain in the end... especially when its a hot young firestarter like this!
The boy needed a fireman to rescue him... and Smokes would be that hero! Or wind up the lad's horny bitch in the process!
Either way... the two were destined for one another... and the fire chief was now falling behind!
Activating his hooklatch wrist launcher... the bearish fireman fires it at one of the hanging stalactite formations and hurdles himself toward it.
Detatching the hook once close, the hairy hunk fires it again before falling into the lava!
Smokes is once again sent flying down above the rushing river of magma!
Fireslice is now surfing the current of flame below.
"That sword is going to be mine son," shouted out the valiant hero. "There's no reason to risk youself for it boy!"
"Don't ever call me boy again, old man!" yells out the deadly fire warrior. "Or next you're going to be calling me "Master" with your mouth stuffed full of my cock!"
Fireslice then launched a flurry of magical fire darts right at Smokes' cord line!
The tether was cauterized!
The hero falls toward the sloshing lava river!
Smokes, however his head ice cool from years of experience, throws a series of ice grenades beneath him to crystallize in the air! Sliding along the ice above the flowing river of magma beneath, the fire chief jumps just in time to land on Fireslice's hover disc!
The young villain is shocked at the bear's athleticism!
No matter though.
Combat was Fireslice's specialty!
Enganging his foe in a wicked set of magical flame attacks, the medieval fire prince ignited the air around them both. The foolish man would suffer from such a bold attack!
Dodging and weaving the magical assaults however, the hairy fireman refused to back down!
The two dueled as the metallic platform zoomed down the fire rapids into the very heart of the planet!
Seeing that his attacks were not finding their target, Fireslice became annoyed with his enemy's delay!
Summoning all his energy, the wizard warrior raises a wall of magma from the river right in front of their craft.
"I know you won't survive that, old man! But there's a chance I might!" taunted the villain, his eyes glowing with power. "I think it's time to show the world exactly how tough Fireslice really is!"
Smokes glancing at the wave of fire that was nearly already on the pair, dove at Fireslice headfirst.
Grabbing the boy, the fireman sent both combatants flying off the disc just in time to escape the killing heat!
The two manly warriors fell straight down into a roaring vertical lavafall cascade!
The men wrestled as they tumbled downward... liquid fire rocks splashing against the stone tunnel on all sides!
Neither able to claim victory!
Neither able to be defeated!
Downward they fell!
Farther into the core of the fire sea world ever more every second!
"You're crazy old man!" yells the fire swordsman as he struggles in the hairy man's embrace. "You're going to make me an excellent knave!"
"I'm only doing what any hero would boy!" answered Smokes trying unsuccessfully to quell the fire whelp's heat. "Trying to save you life from the flame!"
"How funny it is that you are going to end up worshipping it instead!" taunted back Fireslice, finally able to break the older man's grasp on his muscled body.
Time to reach this fire dagger, and claim the weapon for himself!
The fiery interior core of Kelvik VII comes into view below as the two combatants continue to fall, a sparkling red flare visible at the peak of the highest volcano.
The flame sword!
Fireslice throws himself down faster toward it with his flame jets!
Smokes tucks himself into a cannonball and activates his emergencey shields!
Whom will reach the legendary fire sword first and make the other their bitch!?
You decide!
Vote Closed!
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