Say Uncle

Say Uncle Review

Say Uncle is a gay porn network that brings together 26 premium sites (they call them "series") under one membership. Missionary Boys brings us the horny escapades of a secret society of Mormon men. Family Dick, Brother Crush, and Dad Creep are all fauxcest sites offering stepfathers fucking their stepsons, as well as horny stepbrothers exploring sex together. Young Perps finds shoplifters having to make a decision - suck a security guard's dick or go to jail. Latin Leche films in Argentina with hot amateur guys. Since our last review, Say Uncle has created some new series with fun and titillating themes, so let’s get inside and take a look around.

There have been eight new premium series added since our last review. Pig Bottoms features sex-crazed boy toys getting gangbanged by two, three, or four hung tops. Dick Rides explores horny sex between passengers and their ride share drivers. Troop Sex takes us inside an American bootcamp with fit cadets getting fucking by older higher-ups. Boys Do Porn keeps it simple with gay porn stars fucking in fantasy situations that we all have. Sticky Rub takes us inside a private massage clinic where things heat up on the table. Freeuse Twink explores a growing fetish where partners have sex with each other whenever they want, no holds barred. Butt Virgins is a brand new series with twinks getting fucked for the first time, and Anonimo is another new series exploring cruising and anonymous sex with a cast of sexy Latinos.

There are a number other fairly new series exploring titillating themes like exam room sex at Doctor Tapes, stepdads swapping stepsons in Twink Trade, Bully Him pits geeks against bullies (both teachers and students), and Military Dick offers uniformed men sucking and fucking. Psychiatrists fuck their patients in Therapy Dick, and wrestlers fight and fuck at Varsity Grip.

With such a diversity of sites, you can expect all kinds of guys and body types. Generally speaking, the performers are fit with slim, athletic, or muscular bodies, and some are smooth while others are hairy. There are some men of color in the Latino and Black series, and of course, they pop up regularly in other series, as well. Fauxcest and daddy-boy sex is a pretty popular theme so you can expect to see lots of men in their 30s through 50s fucking young guys in their twenties. 

How the guys get into the sex varies by the theme of each series. A geek gets cornered in the school bathroom by a horny bully, Latin studs meet on the street and head home for a romp, security guards fuck shoplifters, or a man catches his stepson jacking off and shows him how much fun gay sex can be. Some of my favorites are in Doctor Tapes where a perverted physician conducts very thorough medical exams, and no matter what is ailing the patient, taking the doc's cock up his ass is always the prescribed treatment. I still enjoy the Missionary Boys scenes that take us into the secret world of this society of Mormon men, and since religious themes turn me on, I love watching the priests at Yes Father getting their dicks sucked in the confessional. And then there's lots of sessions with older men having sex with younger guys, often playing their stepsons. Say Uncle uses a regular stable of well-known gay performers, along with lesser-known and fresh faces.

The 26 premium series at Say Uncle offer 2,304 exclusive videos with a range of two videos on the smallest (Butt Virgins) to 706 scenes on the largest (Missionary Boys). The downloads come in five sizes, the largest sized at 1920x1080 and the smallest at 640x360, and starting in 2021, many of the newest releases also offer a 4K version at 3840x2160. The very oldest scenes on a couple of sites are only available in three sizes, the two largest and the smallest. Video quality is good for the newer scenes, but not quite as good for the oldest; however, POV (point of view) filming style was popular here for a time, so you'll can expect some camera jostling in those scenes. All but the 4K are available to stream play in an adaptive player that automatically resizes them to fit any devices. The site is fully compatible with my Android phone; the vids looked good and played well.

Most episodes have a set of digital stills that range in size from 631x355 on the very oldest scenes to 1619x1080 on new releases. Many older episodes don’t have galleries, but almost all new scenes do. You browse the pics in a viewer with forward and back controls, but there's no hands-free slideshow option. You can save the pictures individually or download the whole sets in zip files.

And there are some extras, as well. The network offers another 809 videos from 34 bonus series called X series. These videos aren't exclusive, but the content is provided by third-party sites like Randy Blue, Cocksure Men, Nasty Daddy, Cutler's Den, Boyfun, Gentlemen's Closet, Blake Mason, and others.

Let's talk about updates. The SayUncle tour claims to offer members daily updates, and this is currently the case. During August and September 2023, the site added 33 videos in each month with three days updating with two videos each, so that’s a nice bonus. So far in October they have added a new scene every day. Also, currently all updates come from the Premium series; the last time a bonus channel updated was in May 2023.

There are some downsides. There's a pre-selected offer in a dropdown menu at the top of the billing page, but you can opt out easily enough. When logging in, you'll pass through a page full of banners for various other sites but the "Access Your Content" link is easy enough to spot. Once inside SayUncle, you'll be hit with lots of other advertising including a row of ads every sixth row of thumbnails on the Videos page, but again, once you're familiar with the site, it's easy enough to ignore. Not all of the Premium sites update; several have been phased out, but this network is always coming up with new series. The tour claims the network has 4K videos, but they have only been adding them since 2021, so previous episodes don’t have them.

A SayUncle membership regularly goes for $59.95 per month, which is expensive, but there are regularly deals if you join through GayDemon, and considering the amount of series, videos, and updates, it's worth it. If you join any of the network sites individually, you will not get full network access, although you're able to upgrade at any time.

Whether they are new releases or bonus content, all episodes fall under the Movies section, and I wish there was a way to separate them, but there isn't, although you’re able to browse each series in its own section. One last pet peeve about navigation: the Video page uses a never-ending scroll feature that loads six rows of video thumbnails at a time, then loads more as you continue to scroll, so with 3,113 videos, there’s a LOT of scrolling. One helpful hint is that you can sort the movies at the top of the page so that oldest ones appear first. You can also browse each series on its own page, so with smaller numbers of videos, they’re more manageable.

Say Uncle brings together videos from their 26 premium series like Missionary Boys, Family Dick, Young Perps, Latin Leche, Dad Creep, and more into one big network of 2,304 videos. I'm very happy with the addition of eight new series, and let's not forget the 34 bonus video collections with over 800 additional scenes. Say Uncle's network offers lots of hot sex in religious themes, fauxcest, Latinos, Black cock, interracial action, plus the addition of car sex, gangbangs, medical exams, military, and other titillating scenarios. Despite navigation issues and excessive advertising, I still highly recommend taking a look at this one, there's so much here to keep you turned on and entertained.

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