Military Dick

Military Dick Review

Military Dick launched in 2022 as part of the Say Uncle network and centers on South American soldiers getting down to business in uniform. If you’ve never heard an army drill sergeant barking orders at a fresh recruit in Spanish, it adds a surprisingly hot layer to the fantasy—and English subtitles are included, so you won’t miss what’s going on. The uniforms look convincing, and there’s a clear daddy-boy power dynamic at play, with plenty of action between enlisted men and their superiors. We last reviewed Military Dick in January 2024, so I’m back to see how the site has evolved since then—and whether it’s still actively moving forward.

The men come in two flavors: younger guys 18 to early twenties and older men in their 30s and maybe early 40s. Say Uncle has two other sites called Latin Leche and Dick Rides, and both film in Argentina, so I believe these guys are also from Buenos Aires. The younger guys are mostly cute with slim to athletic bodies and smooth. There are a couple of blonds, but the rest are what you'd expect from Latinos - bronzed skin, dark hair and eyes. Some of the older men are bearded, a couple are clean shaven, and one is hairy while the others are smooth. They're mostly in good shape with a couple having a some muscle definition while a fourth is on the beefy side.

A lot of so-called military gay porn sites throw a guy in an army t-shirt, hang dog tags around his neck, and presto - he’s a soldier. But MilitaryDick is different. I don't know if the uniforms are authentic for Argentina, but they look convincing with the soldiers wearing camouflage pants and shirts with white t-shirts underneath, baseball-style caps with crests, and black combat boots. The men in charge are similarly dressed with bars on their arms and berets instead of caps.

This site also puts some effort into making the action authentic, so you'll find sergeants or corporals barking at new recruits for sleeping in or putting them through boot camp drills. One scene has a drill sergeant dissatisfied with a soldier's push-ups, so he has three others strip him naked and put him on his knees. "Get your dicks out!" he yells. The soldiers are shocked, but further yelling gets them unzipping. The soldier sucks them all, and they take turns fucking him bareback before cumming on him. Most of the action is in duos, a soldier and a superior or now often times two soldiers, but there are seven threesomes, six foursomes, and four with small groups of five to seven guys. All the action happens in a make-shift barracks, although there are a handful of videos with outdoor action.

Military Dick now offers 51 exclusive videos in MP4 format, up from 35 when we last reviewed the site. All scenes are available to both stream and download in four resolutions: 2160p (4K / Ultra HD), 1080p (Full HD), 720p (HD), and 360p (SD). Streaming is handled via an adaptive player that resizes to fit your screen and works well on both desktop and mobile devices. Scene runtimes are solid, with most videos running between 25 and 40 minutes.

Each episode has a photo set of about a dozen good quality digital stills sized at 1620x1080. You can save the pictures individually or download entire sets in zip files. The picture viewer has forward and back controls, but there's no hands-free slideshows. There used to be a second gallery of screencaps, but these have been discontinued.

Let’s talk about updates. Military Dick had been adding new videos at a fairly steady pace of around one scene per month, with the occasional double update along the way. Unfortunately, that consistency has now come to an end, as the most recent update appears to date back to March 2025, with no new content added since.

Previously, joining MilitaryDick got you access to the whole Say Uncle network, but now you join Military Dick as a standalone site with access to 50 bonus videos from only two other channels: Say Uncle Labs and Say Uncle Extras. The network has 60+ sites and collections with over 4,000 videos in total, but you’ll need either yearly network membership or paid monthly upgrade your membership to enjoy the content. The network has lots of Latin content - Latin Leche offers sexy Argentinians. Anonimo is a new series bringing us Latin guys in six anonymous sex and cruising videos. Dick Rides gives us more Latinos in action in car sex with rideshare drivers having sex with their passengers. And you'll find plenty of non-Latin themed content from fauxcest, priest sex, cock-hungry bottoms, and more. Almost all of the network’s updates come from their exclusive channels, and speaking of updates, there’s one every day and a few days offer two updates.

Let's talk about downsides. There’s a pre-selected offer in a dropdown menu on the billing page; if you're not interested change "Special Offer!" to "No thanks ...." Next, when logging in, you'll have to pass through a full-page ad with tons of banners, but simply look for the green button that says "Access Your Content" and that'll take you into the members area. Even if you don't get network access, you'll end up in the network member area but will only have access to the Military Dick episodes and the two bonus channels. You'll also find heaps of advertising inside, including ads every seventh row of thumbnails on the movie pages. There's also a Deals and Store selection on the navigation bar, and a couple of other options that cost you extra.

Military Dick focuses on military superiors and enlisted soldiers shedding their uniforms for raw, rank-driven action set in and around the barracks. The uniforms look convincing, and although the performers speak Spanish, English subtitles ensure you don’t miss the dirty talk or power play. You’ll find plenty of young Latin guys in their early twenties, either being used by their superiors or getting it on with fellow recruits. The site currently offers 51 exclusive videos to stream and download, but it’s disappointing to see that updates appear to have stopped as of March 2025. On its own, the limited-access membership feels like less of a strong deal than it once did; however, upgrading to the premium network membership unlocks the full Say Uncle catalog and access to dozens of additional sites, which significantly improves the overall value. If you’re already a fan of Say Uncle’s style of roleplay and Latin content, that broader access may still make Military Dick worth considering despite its stalled updates.

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