Young Perps

Young Perps Review

Young Perps is a reality-style site produced by the guys who bring us Missionary Boys and Family Dick. This one focuses on guys who have gotten themselves into a bit of a sticky-fingers situation. They're shoplifters who are hauled into the store's back office where the loss prevention officer confronts them with the evidence, then the perps have two choices: suck the security officer's dick or he calls the cops and has them arrested. It's been just over a couple years since our last visit, so let's see what's been happening.

The performers are a mix of White, Latin and Black guys in their twenties and maybe early thirties; they're in good shape with slim to athletic builds, and a few of the guys are more muscular. I didn't recognize all the guys, but many are porn regulars including Jack Hunter, Angel Duran, Bar Addison, Jacob Durham, Myles Landon, and Wesley Woods, to name just a few. The latest scenes feature hung and blond Caden Dior, monster cocked Brody Kayman, hung dirty talker Colt Spence, and inked Xtian Mingle playing the security guards and hung Johnny Ford, cute Gabe Bradshaw, hot stud Phoenix Leo, and inked newcomer Victor Pleases playing the shoplifters.

You know how porn videos often have a set-up like a shoplifter is caught stealing and within 30 seconds he saying, "Please, I'll do anything!" then a minute later he's bobbing on a big dick? Young Perps isn't like that. Many scenes run between 35 and 50 minutes (one is just over an hour), although the newest episodes run 22 to 26 minutes. During that time, the guys may be questioned, intimidated, frisked, and strip-searched. Sometimes the guard takes mug shots to make sure the thief knows he isn't welcome back. We sometimes watch the thief on the close-circuit cameras while he sits alone in the office and sweats it out. This builds up the tension. The security guard always returns and does a good job of stringing the perp along, causing him to get more frustrated and scared until finally he's faced with the reality of what he has to do.

The latest video "Your Hands Are Tied" opens with a gagged Johnny Ford sitting in a chair with his hands tied behind his back. Security officer Caden Dior enters and asks the captive what happened to the other guard. He removed Johnny's gag and the perp says, "I don't know, dude. That guy is crazy, he tied me up and left." It turns out Johnny was discovered shoplifting and the other guard stuck Caden with the strip search and interrogation. The officer bends Johnny over the desk for a prolonged cavity search. He doesn't find anything, but says, "I'll make you a deal, you either take my big dick or I'll make you spend the night here and take you to jail in the morning." What can Johnny do? He kneels and sucks the officer's huge cock, then bends over and gets fucked. The guard orders Johnny to cum on himself, then he fills the perp's hole with his big creamy load.

Young Perps now offers 175 exclusive videos. You can download the videos in MP4 format and the older ones come in three sizes from 360p to 1080p and the newest videos also have a 4K 2180p version. The videos are good quality with multiple camera angles. You can also stream the videos in the same resolutions and each higher version improves the quality. The videos stream in an adaptive player that resizes them to fit your device; there's also a full-screen option with good results. The site and videos are mobile compatible, and the vids played well and looked good on my phone and tablet.

Each episode also comes with a photo set. These can either be screeencaps sized at around 500x900 or 1280x720 at good amateur quality or good quality digital stills sized at 900x600 or 1620x1280. The pic sets are shown in galleries, and while there are no hands-free slideshows, there are forward and back controls on the player. You can save the pictures individually or save entire sets in zip files.

When it comes to updates, YoungPerps has slowed down to one new video monthly. This had mostly been the case the last time we visited, however, occasionally there were two updates on some months.

When you join Young Perps on the monthly or yearly options, you'll get access to four bonus channels called Say Uncle All Stars, Say Uncle Classics, Say Uncle Labs, and Say Uncle Extras, and there are 128 bonus videos for you to watch. So while there are now 64 series in the Say Uncle network, you’ll need to either get a yearly network membership or pay to upgrade to be able to enjoy the other 59 Say Uncle channels. There are 27 exclusive series like fathers fucking stepsons at Family Dick, Twink Trade, and Dad Creep; religious themes at Missionary Boys and Yes Father; there's a military site called Military Dick, a wrestling series called Varsity Grip, and a medical series called Doctor Tapes. However, only 16 of these 27 exclusives are currently updating; the remaining 37 channels feature content from gay porn producers like jock sex site Randy Blue, socks and nylons fetish site Gentlemen’s Closet, twink sites Blake Mason and Boyfun, and many others.

You can also join the SayUncle network via a yearly membership or upgrade to a monthly network membership after you join. Network members get access to over 3,906 videos from all 64 series. 

Let's talk about issues. There's a pre-selected offer on the top of the billing page just below the price. If you want to opt out, click "Special Offer!" and change it to "No thanks." When you log in, you'll land on a full-page ad, but just click the words "Access Your Content" on a green background to get to the network home page. Once you log in, you'll find yourself looking at thumbs for network content you won't be able to watch unless you have the Say Uncle network membership. Some of the join page claims only pertain to the network and not this site in particular.

There are a couple of other things to talk about. Before you're able to see the pricing options on the join page, you must enter your email address and this certainly means the site is collecting and adding your address to their email list. So you can expect to get email updates and promos, but you should be able to unsubscribe after the first email. Finally, downloads aren't always included in your membership. If you joined during special promo pricing like a Black Friday or July 4th sale, then your membership will be streaming only, but there's an option to upgrade to include downloads. If you join during periods without promo pricing, then your membership will include pricing. 

Young Perps is a hot site with a horny theme. Loss prevention officers in this store use their positions of power to get their dicks sucked and more. The scenarios are realistic and believable, and they aren't shy on details like mugshots, body frisking and strip searches before the shoplifters have to give up their mouths and asses. The site offers 175 exclusive videos to download, stream, and watch on your mobiles, and I was impressed with the amount of effort they put into these scenes, and updates are added once a month. Members also get several bonus channels, and if you pay more for a network membership, you'll get lots more extras. Young Perps delivers on their theme - it's a hot site if you like watching shoplifters get their comeuppance from men in uniforms with big dicks.

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