Young Perps

Young Perps Review

Young Perps is a reality-style site produced by the guys who brought us Missionary Boys and Family Dick. This one focuses on guys who have gotten themselves into a bit of a sticky-fingers situation. They're shoplifters who are hauled into the store's back office where the loss prevention officer confronts them with the evidence, then the perps have two choices: suck the security officer's dick or he calls the cops and has them arrested. And you can guess where they go from there. It's been a couple years since our last visit, so let's see what's been happening.

The performers are a mix of White, Latin and Black guys in their twenties and maybe early thirties; they're in good shape with slim to athletic builds, and a few of the guys are more muscular. I didn't recognize all the guys, but many are porn regulars including Jack Hunter, Angel Duran, Bar Addison, Jacob Durham, Myles Landon, and Wesley Woods, to name just a few. Jack Hunter and a hunky, hung Black guy are among the performers who play the security officers, and I saw Pierce Paris at the tail end of another scene and cute, twinky Oliver Star in still another.

You know how porn videos often have a set-up like a shoplifter is caught stealing and within 30 seconds he saying, "Please, I'll do anything!" then a minute later he's bobbing on a big dick? Young Perps isn't like that. Many scenes run between 35 and 50 minutes (one is just over an hour), although the newest episodes run 22 to 26 minutes. During that time, the guys may be questioned, intimidated, frisked, and strip-searched. Sometimes the guard takes mug shots to make sure the thief knows he isn't welcome back. We sometimes watch the thief on the close-circuit cameras while he sits alone in the office and sweats it out. This builds up the tension. The security guard always returns and does a good job of stringing the perp along, causing him to get more frustrated and scared until finally he's faced with the reality of what he has to do.

In Case No. 1710003-21, a blond, 18-year-old male is accused of shoplifting in a sex shop, and after several minutes of questioning and intimidation, the loss prevention officer finally says, "How about we use that pretty little mouth of yours?" The perp stammers that he doesn't understand, so the man unzips and pulls out his big cock. The accused looks at this giant cock, then the security guard says, "Look, either you're sucking my dick or you're sucking dick in jail." And he ups the ante: "If my dick goes soft, you go to jail." The guy's cock is huge. The blond opens wide but he's barely able to fit it in his mouth. And it doesn't get any easier when the loss prevention officer decides it's time to fuck. When the officer finally blows his wad, the shoplifter asks if he can go. "Hang on," he says, "I've got a buddy who's going to want to have some fun with you." A second guard comes in, and he takes his turn.

Young Perps now offers 137 exclusive videos. You can download the videos in MP4 format; they come in five different sizes from 640x360 to 1920x1080 - the newest video is also available in 4K - and they're good quality with multiple camera angles. You can also stream the videos in the same resolutions as the downloadable videos; on my desktop monitor, the player is sized at 1380x780, and each higher resolution doesn't increase the size but improves the quality. You can also enlarge the videos to full screen, and the highest quality fare quite well. The site and videos are mobile compatible, and the vids played well and looked good on my phone and tablet.

Each episode also comes with a photo set. These can either be screeencaps sized at around 500x900 or 1280x720 at good amateur quality or good quality digital stills sized at 900x600 or 1620x1280. The pic sets are shown in galleries, and while there are no hands-free slideshows, there are forward and back controls on the player. You can save the pictures individually or save entire sets in zip files.

When it comes to updates, things at YoungPerps have slowed down a bit. On our last visit, there were two or occasionally three updates added each month. Now there are one or sometimes two updates added monthly. It's currently December of 2022, and there's been one update so far this month and a second scheduled to be added tomorrow; last month there was one update and also one added the month before, with two added in September. 

There are two ways to join Young Perps, and which you choose will determine your bonuses. First, you can join as a standalone site with no network access. In this case, you'll get access to either four or six bonus channels (we got different numbers from the company); these are buried in the 54 network sites (they call them series), most of which you don't get access to. You can also join the SayUncle network via a yearly membership or upgrade to a monthly network membership after you join. Network members get access to over 2,700 videos from all 54 series. 

Let's talk about issues. There's a pre-selected offer on the top of the billing page just below the price. If you want to opt out, click "Special Offer!" and change it to "No thanks." When you log in, you'll land on a full-page ad, but just click the words "Access Your Content" on a green background to get to the network home page. Once you log in, you'll find yourself looking at thumbs for network content you won't have access to unless you got the network membership; that's because they'd like you to upgrade. And there's plenty of ads; every seventh row of video listings is actually a row of ads shaped like thumbs. There are two claims made on the join page that only apply if you get a network membership but do not apply if you join just YoungPerps: "Includes 46+ SayUncle Series" and "New Movies Daily." 

I notice there have been a couple changes in the videos. There's less time spent on the build-up and the security guards spend less time abusing and scaring the perps before the action, and as a result, the newer videos tend to be shorter. Also, the security offices are different in the newer episodes, with less detail and clutter, although both the newer and the older sets look pretty realistic.

Young Perps is a hot site with a horny theme. Loss prevention officers in this store use their positions of power to get their dicks sucked and more. The scenarios are realistic and believable, and they aren't shy on details like mugshots, body frisking and strip searches before the shoplifters have to give up their mouths and asses. The site offers 137 exclusive videos to download, stream, and watch on your mobiles, and I was impressed with the amount of effort they put into these scenes, and updates are added once or twice per month. Members also get several bonus channels, and if you pay more for a network membership, you'll get lots more extras. Young Perps delivers on their theme - it's a hot site if you like watching shoplifters get their comeuppance from men in uniforms with big dicks.

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