Missionary Boys

Missionary Boys Review

Today we're taking another look at Missionary Boys, which was formerly known as Mormon Boyz. If you've ever had Mormon missionaries come to your door, you know they're conservative-looking guys in white shirts and ties with short hair, many with an innocent demeanor. Ever wonder what they look like under their clothes? Well, this is the place to find out. The site started producing solo masturbation scenes in 2010, but quickly moved on to exploring forbidden sex between horny missionaries and sometimes even with church leaders. We last reviewed the site two years ago, so let's head over and see what's been happening.

Mormons have no tattoos, a wholesome look, and even their underwear is modest. The models in the early scenes were reported by the then site owner to be real Mormon guys. Some even appeared wearing masks, and that definitely adds heat to the action. Newer episodes feature gay porn performers wearing the temple garments we have become accustomed to seeing, and the pairings are often between men in their prime and younger guys in their early twenties.

In the early sessions, you can expect solo missionaries, elders, and others peeling off their suits and removing their concealing temple garments, then stroking their cocks. Sometimes an older guy strips a younger one, rubbing his body and fondling his cock, then leaving him to work his own dick to orgasm. As the site grew, the guys began exploring sucking and fucking against the backdrop of a secret society of men exploring their carnal urges. The scenarios and detailed descriptions add a forbidden feel to the action. Missionary elders together in dorm-like situations; a patriarch reaching under an initiate's purity garment to fondle him before sucking his cock; or Mormons getting heated up while discussing chastity only to give in to their sinful urges.

These days, the older men playing bishops or temple presidents initiate performers playing young Mormons in their twenties in various ceremonies and rites of passage. These have a religious connotation, but they're really about teaching the young missionaries about the forbidden pleasures of man-on-man sex which is rampant in this secretive cult. Sometimes a couple of missionary roommates get it on in their dorm room; other scenes involve a curious home owner inviting a couple of proselytizing missionaries inside to spread the Word, but they end up spreading their legs instead. There are also a few scenes involving a Mormon man rescuing missionaries off the streets and having sex with them in his van. But mostly the new scenes feature an older Mormon having sex with a younger missionary under the guise of various religious rites.

Missionary Boys offers 790 exclusive videos in MP4 format. The newest episodes offer a 4K version at 2160p, plus five smaller sizes from 360p to 1080p. Medium-aged videos have a large size at 1080p, plus four smaller sizes; and the oldest are sized at 720p, plus two smaller sizes. The newest and medium-aged scenes offer pretty consistent quality and stream in an adaptive player that resizes them to fit your device. The very oldest definitely aren't as crisp, which affects the quality at full-screen mode, but given they're over ten years old or so, they're still enjoyable. The site is compatible with mobiles, and the older videos looked better on phone than on my desktop computer's large monitor.

Almost every video comes with a set of digital stills, although some earliest ones don't. The newer ones are sized at 1080x1620 at good quality and the older at 533x800 at decent quality. All picture sets can be downloaded in zip files or you can save the individual pictures you want and you can navigate from pic to pic using the forward and back controls.

The site updates fairly consistently on Tuesdays, although they have missed the odd one here and there.

When you join Missionary Boys on the monthly or yearly options, you'll get access to four channels called Say Uncle All Stars, Say Uncle Classics, Say Uncle Labs, and Say Uncle Extras, and there are just over 126 bonus videos for you to watch. So while there are now 64 series in the Say Uncle network, you’ll need to either get a yearly network membership or upgrade to enjoy the other 59 channels. There are 27 exclusive series like fathers fucking stepsons at Family Dick, Twink Trade, and Dad Creep; gang bang breeding site Pig Bottoms; Bully Him with jocks roughing up twinks in the school's bathroom and locker room; a medical series called Doctor Tapes; and others. However, only 16 of these 27 exclusives are currently updating; the remaining 37 channels feature content from gay porn producers like jock sex site Randy Blue, socks and nylons fetish site Gentlemen’s Closet, twink sites Blake Mason and Boyfun, and many others.

I didn't love everything about MissionaryBoys. First, you have to enter your email address on the Join page before you can see the pricing options and this will most definitely add you to their email list. However, you should be able to opt out when the first email arrives. There's pre-selected offer in a dropdown menu at the top of the billing page (it's easy to miss), but you can just click "Special Offer..." near the top of the page and select "No thanks ..." to opt out. There are ads and third-party links all over the members area, but once you're familiar with the site, they're easy enough to ignore. You must cancel your full membership at least seven days in advance or you may be billed one more time after you cancel. The trial membership, which rebills at $10 more than the monthly membership, gives limited access.

Thankfully, the site abandoned the never-ending scroll feature which had made browsing videos cumbersome. And while advertising remains heavy on the network homepage, it has been reduced on the Missionary Boys videos and episode pages, and there's still an upgrade ad at the very top of pages, but this can be closed.

MissionaryBoys is part of the Say Uncle network, but this also presents some challenges and disappointments. When you log in, you'll first pass through a full-page ad before landing on the network homepage. Here you'll find all kinds of content that isn't included in your membership if you joined this site alone. Clicking any of the scenes for the other sites, or series as they call them, requires you upgrade your membership. You'll also notice "Unlock Everything" or "Go Premium" all over the site, links that encourage you to upgrade to a Say Uncle membership. At anywhere from $39 to $59 a month, it's on the expensive side, but it also gives you access to 64 premium and bonus series (sites) with over 3,843 videos and several weekly updates. That being said, the only Say Uncle membership on the join page of this site is a year for $349.

One last wrinkle is around the availability of download videos. When the site has promotional pricing, downloads require a paid upgrade, but when regular pricing is in effect, your membership will include downloads. 

Missionary Boys has created a unique niche with Mormon missionaries getting naked and stroking their cocks or sucking and fucking in forbidden encounters. Are these guys the real thing? The performers in the earlier episodes definitely appear so with their clean-cut looks and conservative underwear, although later episodes use gay porn models who look the part. There are 790 exclusive videos to download, stream, and watch on your mobile, and each comes with pics, detailed scene descriptions, and links to each of the guys in the episode. Missionary Boys delivers Mormon missionaries and elders in hardcore action with a new scene added each week. It's pretty titillating stuff.

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