Family Dick

Family Dick Review

Family Dick explores the fauxcest niche and features porn stars playing stepsons messing around with stepfathers. There's plenty of older on younger action, but lately they've been bringing us some stepbrother action and lots of threeways, too. It's been just over two years since our last visit, so let's head over to see what's been happening.

First of all, none of the men here are actually related, and these scenarios are complete fantasy but no less exciting and dirty. Many of the performers are porn regulars who have appeared on other sites, guys like Jax Thirio, Matthew Figata, Myles Landon, Chris Damned, Dale Savage, and many others. But the site is constantly introducing new faces to members, too. The "stepsons" tend to be 18 to 24 year olds who are clean-shaven and mostly smooth. Some of the guys are boyish while others are more athletic or muscular. You'll find cuties like Dakota Lovell who has appeared in 174 videos in the Say Uncle network, and others like Shae Reynolds, Zayne Bright, and Gabe Bradshaw. The stepdads and other older men range from handsome and in good shape to beefy muscle bears, and they appear to be in their late twenties through their early forties.

The action explores scenarios that blur the lines of relationships and push boundaries, often with performers playing stepdads and their stepsons and bringing fantasies into reality. I was impressed with the filming of theses scenes because there's a dialogue setting the scenes and building the sexual tension until finally their pants come down and cocks are stiffening. In "Dakota’s Bedtime Urges", Brody Kayman discovers a large wet spot on his stepson's bed, and when he calls in Dakota Lovell, the young lad sheepishly explains he's been having wet dreams. Mr. Kayman says he jacks off every night before bed and that resolves the issue. Dakota feels weird about doing it alone and asks if his stepfather will beat off with him. They do a lot more than that.

In another scene a man encourages his stepson to suck his boss' cock so he can get a promotion at work. Two stepbrothers come onto their stepfather while helping him take pictures for his profile page, and in a third scene a man entices his step-nephew into fucking by promising to take him for his first tattoo afterward. However the guys get into the sex, there's always lots of kissing, sucking, rimming, and raw fucking, and they blow their loads on each other. Finally, the site has been adding a lot of threeway action lately. Sometimes it's a couple of stepbrothers servicing their stepdad or maybe a stepfather and his friend plays with the man's stepson. Of the latest 30 releases, 14 of them have been threeways, and one was actually a foursome.

Family Dick now offers 287 exclusive videos in MP4 format, and they're very good quality with multiple camera angles, good lighting, and sound. You can download each new episode in any of six sizes from 640x360 to 1920x1080, and there's now a 4K version at 3840x2160, which is a pleasure to watch. You can also stream the videos in an adaptive player as large as 1166x658 if you have a big monitor, but if your screen is smaller, the videos resize automatically to fit it. They play well on the site's full streaming servers, and the larger sizes fare well in the full-screen option. The 4K videos are only available to download, they don't stream. The older videos stream at the same size, and while they are a little less crisp, they're still quite good quality on my large desktop screen. The videos play well and look good on my phone and tablet. 

Most episodes come with a picture set. These are good quality digital stills, the newer ones sized at 1620x1080 and the older ones aat 900x506; a handful of the oldest ones don't have them. You can browse the pics in thumbnail galleries and each large pic pops up in a player with forward and back controls, although there's no hands-free slideshow. You can save any of the pictures individually or you can download the whole set in a zip file. There are around 10 or so pictures per set. The site used to offer a larger gallery of screenshots, but these have disappeared, and a few of the older episodes don't have pic sets at all.

When it comes to updates, the site has been consistently adding a video every week bringing the total from 166 to 287 videos. Even during the pandemic FamilyDick only missed an update or two, so this site is very consistent.

Included in your membership are two bonus series from the Say Uncle network: Say Uncle Labs gives you 39 movies exploring new and titillating scenes and Say Uncle Extras offers one video, which actually comes from Cocky Boys. The rest of the 48 Series offered here requires a membership upgrade or the one-year Say Uncle option on the join page, but it costs a whopping $349. I recommend you pass on this unless you really want it because once inside FamilyDick, you'll be able to upgrade to a more reasonably priced Say Uncle monthly pass.

There are some more drawbacks. There's a pre-selected offer on a dropdown near the top of the billing page under the price that's hard to spot, and you might miss it. If you're not interested, simply click the dropdown and select "No thanks ...". The one-day trial membership sounds good in theory, but the site terms don't say if it gives limited access (probably access is limited), but the terms say memberships have to be concelled "at least one day prior to the renewal date of the trial", and since the trial membership is only one day, it seems you'd have to cancel immediately or be rebilled once even if you cancel.

When you log in, you'll land on a full-page ad, but scroll down until you see the "Access Your Content" link to get to the Family Dick content. You'll land on a network homepage where your FamilyDick content is featured at the top, however you'll see lots of other videos from the network, but you won't be able to access them without the upgrade.

And speaking of upgrades, the members area will try to upsell you to the network membership in a variety of locations. There are also a row of thumbs sandwiched between the video listings on the homepage for other sites, and there is often a row of advertising banners at the bottom of the page, as well as an upgrade banner at the top and a couple of options on the navigation bar. All of this is easy to ignore once you're familiar with the site.

The members area also uses the never-ending scroll feature, which I always find cumbersome, however you are able to sort the videos at the top so you can flip the older ones to appear first, and this alleviates having to do so much scrolling, although it doesn't simplify getting to the medium-aged videos.

Family Dick pushes the boundaries within family relationships with dirty stepdads seeing how far they can get with their 18+ stepsons; there are also stepfathers and their buddies sharing stepsons. This is an edgy niche with high-quality productions and attention to details like multiple camera angles and well-written dialogue makes these sex scenes well-worth watching. There are now 287 videos to download, stream, and watch on your mobiles, and the site adds an update every Saturday. If you're into the father-stepson or fauxcest niches, you'll want to head over and take a look at this site and its horny content.

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