Guy Watching: Inside and Out

Guys go inside and out. Go go go guys. Preferably with bulging muscles and other things. In a dreamworld with a wet pink shirt.

Because that is so gay. A wet pink shirt gone semi-transparent.

Trend alert: wet pink pants gone semi-transparent. Is that a trend now that I said it? Damn, I'm not a Kardashian so no.

Though maybe this guy got the menu. Maybe he brings his own spritz bottle, because that would be awesome. Him soaking wet but the only one who is. Would be quite confusing for people if they weren't so happy to see him that way.

Reminds me of the old Candid Camera prank where a public phone rings in a diner. Folks pick it up and start talking to the fella who in the course of the brief conversation sneezes. At which time the rigged phone sprays out water.

The folks instinctively say "Bless you" not quite picking up on the fact that phones don't transport the physical components of sneezes. Perhaps imagining some heretofore unencountered modern technology.

So next time you are talking to a guy's bulge and it sneezes at you and you get wet, you'll know that something is a bit off.

[Photos via Everyday Hotness]