Kink Spotlight: The Magical, Portable Glory Hole

Yes, you too can own a magical, portable glory hole. You already do. It's called your fly. And with it (and whatever parts you have behind it) you can turn any random place into a glory hole, including, ironically, a glory hole actually built into the bathroom stall wall.

That would be a penis passing through two glory holes at once. One literal and one figurative. That's a lot of glory-hole action.

Now a lot of them are totally dead, so it's good to go with the portable option, like when you're at a restaurant or hockey game or Harrods. That's a London department store because I'm pretending I'm well-traveled. In fact, I am only well-traveled when it comes to portable glory holes.

Many do particularly appreciate the dick out of the fly moment, that mix of clothed and naked. And that dual purpose of a piss and cum opportunity that the fly was built for.

I think that Julius Alister Fly, who patented the pants fly in 1472, included detailed illustrations of cocks erecting through the fly area and a crowd of eager watchers and prospective suckers staring and ready.

Now what's the best way to tell a guy to keep his pants on? Probably distracting him with intense attention to his cock to the point he doesn't want anything to interrupt, including the effort required to remove the pants fully. Plus, one never knows when one will have to zip up quickly. Harrods has excellent security I've heard.

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