Kink Spotlight: Low-Hanging Balls

15 Aug 2017

Kink Spotlight: Low-Hanging Balls

This isn't quite like calling a dick a kink. Because being into dick is a pretty basic thing. Even being into balls is fairly basic since they come along for the ride. Nope. Low-hanging balls. Swinging sack of potatoes. Cum-filled plums. 

I'm allowed to call them things that aren't popular sayings. Soon the world will be shouting cum-filled plums from all the rooftops of apartment buildings that house guys with cum-filled plums.

Or going nonverbal with your interest is fine too. Love is an action, right? So love of low-hanging balls is an action too.

Kink Spotlight: Low-Hanging Balls

Whether you're the guy who has them and shows them off, or doesn't have them yet, but works on them with ball stretchers (over several months/years), or who just gets off on that one guy in the locker room. Two if you're lucky. Three if you hire an escort with a low-hanging sack to work out in your gym and let you "spy" on him changing. 

That can get pretty expensive, so you're probably better off just going up to random guys wherever you are and asking if they have low hanging balls and if so, if you can look at them.

Let me know how that works out?

I expect horribly for the vast majority of attempts, but awesomely for one. And that would make it all worth it. Just don't ask anyone you can't run away from fast enough.

Great. Now I can't stop picturing a naked guy with low-hanging balls running. No really. That would be great. It's plum season.