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I'm a 31 year old straight guy who was arrested for possession of pot. I had to be strip-searched and ever since I've been obsessed and fascinated with what happened. I was so aroused being naked and inspected by officers. Does this make me gay?

-Aroused and Confused

It's completely true that you can get up one day and go about your normal business of shopping for groceries, getting a haircut and possessing illegal drugs when bam, something makes you gay. It used to be that stepping on a crack in the sidewalk would turn you gay, which would so freak out your mother that she would break her back in a homophobic stress-related injury. Thus the saying "step on a crack, break your mother's back" since the full version was too long.

Jaxton Wheeler has a porn doppelganger. If, as I stumbled upon, you go back to the era where porn magazines were king. Therefore I want a time machine. I just can't decide if I want to bring vintage "Jaxton" to the present or current non-quotes actual Jaxton to the past. Based on the photo style, that past looks to be around 1981.

My mom's new boyfriend keeps asking me awkward questions about my sex life. I'm 19 and he's been with her for about two months. Should I freak out?

-Private Privates

Yes, totally freak out. Right now! Go ahead. Do it. Make it count. Freak the fuck out.

Are you done for now? Okay, great! Now here's the deal. Why are you qualifying them as "awkward" questions? Wouldn't any question about your sex life be awkward? I can see questions about your dating life being non-awkward, like if he's just trying to show some interest in your life and trying to prove to your mother that he's not a homophobe. Assuming you're gay that is. Which I guess I can't assume, so I'll ask.

In celebration of Hot House's 100th release, Cruising for Ass, Boomer Banks makes his debut at the studio for scene 1 alongside member's favorite Alexander Gustavo. Director Christian Owen sends his star cast to the low-lit, gritty backstreets, cruising. Alexander finds just what he's looking for in Boomer's huge cock. He willingly gets on his knees and services Boomer's uncut slab. He waits to get bent over to prove his worth by taking all of Boomer's 10 inches!

Did you go back in time and drop your dildo in the toilet? Because I know if I traveled back to the mid-1700s, I'd definitely accidentally drop my dildo in the toilet so I figure the same could happen to you. It makes perfect sense.

My best friend is straight and I'm totally head over heels in love with him. Every time he gets a girlfriend, I get so depressed and can't wait until he gets bored of her. What can I do?

-Pining for Penis

Don't you mean "heels behind head" in love? Because that's sure the way to keep a guy happy. But seriously, you're fucked, or unfucked as the case may be.

You've got a double whammy. When he has a girlfriend, he spends less time with you (of course) and you semi-lose your best friend. Plus his dick is in your ass and his tongue is in your mouth (and every combination therein) exactly zero percent of the time.

Millionaires have a tendency to change outfits multiple times a day. One for breakfast, another for lunch at the country club. Yet another for the symphony. And a final one for a clandestine meeting in a sleazy 4 star hotel bar (sleazy because it's not 5 star hotel) with a potential mistress. Because it takes alcohol to turn one's psychiatrist into one's mistress.

So I'm talking to this guy on a app. And he's really cool. He always answers back. I want to hang out for our first time. He also told me that he was playing with himself and he told me about it. Should I ask to hang out and how?

-App Curious

So you're asking me how to use a hook up app to hook up? By tapping your smartphone screen in various combinations until you end up with dick in your mouth or your dick in his mouth or everyone's dick in everyone's mouth.

Do you have any recommendations for lube? I've been using the free sachets handed out in clubs but they don't work very well. I need something that lets me play longer, wider and harder!

-Dry and Unboned

You want to play wider? Like how wide? Two dicks? Three? Twelve? I want you to play wider too. I just don't know what the hell it means, so I"ll have to imagine. If you're a top, I'm thinking it means you want to come at it from different angles, move the guy around in different positions, while keeping your dick in. Kind of like if someone offered a bottom 500 bucks to fuck himself with a cucumber at a 45 degree angle. You'd want him to be able to take it.

I just found my boyfriend's profile on a fetish site. I joined yesterday as I was curious and I saw that he's into a heap of stuff we have never explored. Should I ask him about it?

-Fetish Finder

Oh, you "just found" his profile on a fetish site you "joined yesterday" as you're "curious"? How "fatefully" "surprisingly" "splendidly" magical an occurrence. My virtual fingers are now getting tired from ironic air quotes.

Help! I can't cum and it is very embarrassing when I meet a really hot guy in the bar, go home with him, and have the best fuck but I just can't get there.

-Frustrated Fucker

Hahahahahaha! Hey squirt, that is a problem. You're a squirt who doesn't squirt. Hilarious! Any of the guys you hook up with laugh at you after dumping their load? Maybe a couple of them have laughed and cum at the same time, which is like sneezing and chewing gum at the same time. Or the oh so challenging full-split handstand ejaculation which ought to be an event in the homosexual olympics.

If you're a hound for hood like me, you'll want to know about this new site simply called Fore-Skin. It features lots of horny young lads like this Chav and they're not just sporting uncircumcised cocks, but they're playing with their forekin. Chav is tugging and pulling his hood all by himself, but you'll find plenty of duos too where the guys get into some juicy foreskin play with their buddies. The site updates every week with a new scene.

Markie More is auditioning redhead Jordan for Next Door World, but the hung, muscled ginger doesn't need a test shoot. If you're a fan of Chaos Men, you'll recognize Jordan, he was a mainstay there throughout 2013 when he filmed half a dozen scenes. He just did another fuck scene over there in January, but that had been his first in a year. Last week he also did a threeway for Hot House with Theo Ford and Jimmy Durano and now he's fucking Markie More ass over at Next Door World. Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of this redhead. I wonder if he'll be picking himself a last name of will he continue to film as Jordan A.

I've been fucking my sister's boyfriend. I feel really bad for her but we totally connect and I can't stop meeting up with him in private. Should I fess up or is it okay to carry on behind her back?

-Sneaky Sibling

So you're looking for moral and ethical absolution by asking "is it okay" yet you "can't stop" so it's really beyond your control, right? That's like asking for absolution for being a natural blonde. If you confess to your sister, then you'll almost certainly lose the whole thing where you fuck her boyfriend because he'll be super pissed. And your sister won't disown you or anything. She probably should but if she's stupid enough to leave her gay brother alone with her slutty boyfriend while she's out potentially doing horrible things of her own, she's stupid enough to not disown you.

On Thursday, March 5, Playgirl's 1992 Man of the Year Dirk Shafer was found dead in his car in West Hollywood. Shafer is rumoured to have had a heart attack, but an autopsy scheduled sometime in the next few days will confirm cause of death. Police were reported to have identified Shafer by his driver's license. The 52-year-old model and actor was also a fitness trainer.

Shafer rose to fame with his Playgirl appearance and acclamation of the Man of the Year title. He later shocked his fans when he came out as gay. In 1995 he directed and starred in the mockumentary called "Man Of The Year," which detailed his experiences leading up to his coming out. Along with directing and starring in the film, Shafer also wrote the screenplay.

In 2001, Shafer filmed "Circuit," a movie about the gay party scene. In the same year, he also played a character named Blaze in television's "Will & Grace." Shafer returned to Playgirl in 2012 for another centerfold commemorating the 20th anniversary of his first appearance. Dirk Shafer was born in Carbondale, Illinois on Novermber 7, 1962.