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Johnny Torque filmed over 60 scenes with Next Door Entertainment, but he hasn't had a new one released since July 2015, apparently he wanted a wee break from Pornland. This week marks Torque's return to the studio. Along with three others -- Markie Moore, Arad, and Mark Long -- Torque has been signed to a year-long contract and his first new scene debuted yesterday on Next Door Buddies. In the locker room, Johnny finds a dildo in Drake Tyler's duffle bag, so he forces Tyler to suck his dick, then bends him over the bench for a good screw. Good move. Who wants to get fucked by a dildo when Johnny Torque's dick is in the room?

Want dick. Need dick. Get dick. Repeat. The same suggested method applies to ass. Damn, there are so many hot men to sneak peeks at. Is that what the third eye is for? Sure, the third eye is probably this mystical concept for non-literal perception, but when it's not busy non-literally perceiving, can it spare some visual data processing power to spy on more hot guys? Who do I ask to make that happen?

I'm 20 years old and only into older guys. I took a 54 year old home to meet my parents after we were dating for a few weeks but my mom won't accept the age difference. What can I do to convince her I just like older men?

-Son with Two Dads

Two dads isn't enough for you? You need a mom, too? How greedy! Don't you know there are even 19 year old guys dating 55 year old guys who don't have a mom to bring that older guy home to? Acceptance isn't possible when there's nobody to accept something in the first place.

I'm 32 and have only ever fucked girls, but I find men more attractive than women. Does this mean I'm gay? When I'm watching straight porn I think I'm watching him more than her.

-Confused Fucker

Isn't sexual disorientation grand? Without needing to know anything more about you, I can definitely say your dick is straight and your mind is gay. So as long as you keep your mind out of it, you can keep on fucking women with your dick and that dick of yours (plus the vaginas and female anuses and mouths it penetrates) can be none the wiser as to all the supergayness inside your head.

Guys are asking me a lot on Grindr if I'm cut or uncut. I don't know how to tell the difference. How do I know if I am cut? I think there's some foreskin there but I have no idea for sure. Please help me!

-Curious Cruiser

"Cut or uncut?" is one of the age-old Grinder questions, like when the horny salesman at Patagonia asked me "Turtleneck or mock turtleneck?" Yes, ever since the non-abstractly named Nearby Buddy Finder, LLC launched Grindr in 2009, guys have wanted to know as much as possible about the dicks their future (and mouth and hands and ass) may hold.

Man, this couple was totally going at it on Chaturbate tonight. Those first six pics are them. From making out to rimming to humping crack. They did everything except play tiddlywinks. Unless tiddlywinks switched from being a dumb game to a sex act and nobody told me.

I'm taking chems when having sex. I've found that they make me so horny and go for the whole night, if not days! But they make my cock floppy so I bottom more than I want to. What can I do?

-Open for Business

There's a strap-on with your name on it. Since neither the natural sexual power of love (if you're wired that way) nor the sexual power of genuine desire keeps you going for the whole night, even days, you're going to need some man-made assistance. Pardon me while I attempt to not laugh picturing your floppy dick below a long, thick, perma-hard strap-on. The guy on the receiving end can say with pride that you "one and a half dicked him good."

Breaking news: guys masturbate all the fucking time on Chaturbate! You may have thought Chaturbate referred to something besides masturbation. Since there are so many words that end in "urbate" like, for example, masturbate. Oh wait, there just have to be others, because if not, your confusion makes no sense. Oh, I've got it. Here they are:

Nerdy newcomer Will Braun has been signed to an exclusive deal with MEN.com. GayDemon learned yesterday that the studio, who hasn't officially announced Braun's contract, will be releasing his first scene on February 27. The 22-year-old skateboarder is poised to become the next big thing and could very well unseat Johnny Rapid as studio's most popular performer.

Everytime I get fucked I feel like I need to pee. Is this normal or is there something wrong with me and how can I stop it from happening?

-Naked Niagara Falls

Are you saying you don't look good in yellow? To be fair, it can be a tough color to pull off. So you might consider wearing some dangly fluorescent yellow earrings to bed to complete the look. If you get fucked in toilet stalls, then wear dangly non-fluorescent yellow earrings because when you're getting fucked in a toilet stall, mall security could walk in at any moment and you don't want to attract attention to yourself with the whole fluorescent thing.

Men's rooms, now with extra man parts for your viewing pleasure. Assuming you have a sneaky camera to capture hot cock moments. Also assuming you consider mostly flaccid peeing cocks to be hot. I know closet case fraternity dudes consider them to be hot. But, while there are thousands of those dudes, that isn't everybody. Toilet cock and (other exposed cock) may be an acquired taste.

I've been with my boyfriend for 6 months and we don't fuck anymore. He watches a lot of porn and I started to watch more recently, too. Am I unattractive to him?

-Fuckless Fella

Yes! Next question.

Wait, that was heartless of me. And you're already fuckless so you don't need heartless. Because without fucks and without heart, what do any of us have? Just our stupid brains. Well, mine's not stupid, but you get the point.

I'm a versatile 18 year old guy. I have been fucked many times before and sometimes I cum (without touching my cock) very fast before my partner is finished. How can I make sure that it will take a longer time for me to cum every time?

-Confused Cummer

Ah, the myth of the simultaneous ejaculation. The idea that sex isn't sex unless both guys squirt at the same time, otherwise someone is letting someone else down. Isn't it enough that you're both guys? Do you have be twins in your ejaculation timing? With you holding out long enough for him to unload a millisecond before you do? As I'm sure his pulsing, thrusting cock would put you over the edge. What's next, Mr. Twin, wearing matching outfits to the gym, right down to the pink socks?

Sex addiction for everyone! Well maybe not because then they're be nobody to roll my burrito at Chipotle. And by roll my burrito, I mean roll my burrito. I do not have sex while in line at Chipotle. Anymore. It's not the '80s.

I've been seeing my boyfriend for 6 weeks and I still can't take his cock. He's around 8 inches and it's a really big girth too. How can I make sure I can bottom for him?

-Too Tight in Tukwila

First of all, congratulations on coming to the right advice columnist for this one. If you'd asked Miss Manners, she would have suggested polishing the silver. If you'd asked Ann Landers, you wouldn't get a response at all because she's dead. And if you'd asked Dan Savage, he would have talked about himself and his 40-something wannabe twink husband.

Now on to your asshole.