Public Exposure: Overdressed

Check out the guy in the jockstrap. Totally overdressed!

I mean WTF. It's like wearing a three piece suit to a gang bang.

Speaking of which, if you know of any gang bangs involving three piece suits, sign me up. Especially the pinstripe variety. But not houndstooth. I find that dizzying.

So I get the nude guy at the nude beach isn't exactly shocking. But boners at nude beaches aren't uniform. Nor is the heightened level of attraction I feel for his image. May need to dust off my spanking palms for that one. By which i mean my normal palms. 

Of course he did something bad. He didn't say hello first. Though his body does seems like a good way to say hello, I like to hear it. Be pursued. By a naked guy such as him. 

Considering the zero amount of nude beach time I get in, I'm more likely to connect with the naked guy pumping gas. Though I'd prefer a naked guy at an electric car charging station. But I'll make an exception. For pumping.