Public Exposure: Dick and Ass in Unlikely Places

22 Dec 2016

Public Exposure: Dick and Ass in Unlikely Places

Normally going to an ATM is uneventful. Unless you're a criminal who likes to back up their van to it and tie a rope around the ATM and drag it off. So seeing a guy's bare ass in front of you at the ATM would tend to be a stand out moment in your day. 

And also for the view the ATM security camera gets.

Pulled down shorts in a sportsball match is semi-likely though. They do like to grab and pull each other's shorts down, don't they?

Public Exposure: Dick and Ass in Unlikely Places

A guy's bare ass at the gym is pretty unlikely though. As are guys (in today's day and age) being brave enough to strip down in public while changing. As if they didn't know someone snapping a picture is possible.

They know.

Then just a totally naked guy on the street or a kilt guy boned up are just wonderful surprises. Now I wish Google Maps would program the location of exhibitionists so I can plan some detours and be in the right place at the right time to see more dick. More ass. More men exposing themselves. I promise not to press charges.