Public Exposure: Naughty

Posted 12 Jan 2017

Whip it out! It's a lifestyle and an opening line. Good or bad for each? You decide.

Though I have a major puzzle for you. Can someone who is completely naked whip it out? In fact, is it simply already out because there's no in?

Theologians and philosophers have pondered this over the centuries, or at least since whip it out became a saying. So basically 32 seconds after the zipper was invented.

So let's talk about the elephant in the room. The dick of the guy on the balcony. I would just say to him "I appreciate who you are." Followed by a goodnatured "Are you free for the next 6 hours?"

The other elephant in the room is more of a  specter, the threat of arrest for simply nudity. Perhaps that guy was allegedly doing something actually illegal while he happened to be naked? Like shoplifting. A naked guy calendar.

Now pardon me while I go greet the restaurant delivery man naked. Followed by greeting the policeman naked.