Public Exposure: Everyone Loves an Audience

Nudity goes so much better with a willing audience. The exception being a naked mugger probably doesn't want to be seen by anyone besides their mark. Though committing a crime when naked does lead to the possibility of being identified in a lineup of naked guys.

By the dick. It was him! The one with the massive cock head and the dripping cock slit. 

But in general, when a guy is naked, he's generally, hopefully harmless. Though he may break your heart.

And stretch out your mouth and asshole a bit. Well, love has its price.

So have you fucked yourself hard in a crowd? I for sure haven't. Just alone on the moon when I was an astronaut. There wasn't a decent rag to wipe up with so I had to just let the vacuum of space dry me off.

Then there was the time I was naked at the [insert place here]. Wow, that was a crazy time! I almost got arrested but the cop came all over his citation pad. So I got away with it. 

Now mainly, though, I'm curious about that old time gay crowd watching the naked guy on stage. Some fairly low-rent strip show perhaps? Or a naked one-man band without his tuba, clarinet, banjo, xylophone, and cymbals. Guess when you leave the house naked you tend to forget a few things. Or actually everything.