Public Exposure: Fuck Everyone

2 Mar 2017

Public Exposure: Fuck Everyone

After asking nicely, of course, then fuck everyone. And by fuck I mean fuck. By which I mean anything that falls under the fucking umbrella.

Including having sex under an umbrella.

So like spanking would come under fuck heading. Especially if it's in public right when he drops his pants. As would jacking a guy, or a whole team full of guys. It's all fucking around and a fucking good time.

Public Exposure: Fuck Everyone

Though for some of these guys, the public nudity is either asexual or itself the thrill. Meaning actual public sex with another isn't required in order to get the thrill part. 

But i can't hurt.

So for all you exhibitionists out there, if you want to take it a step further, like go naked with me on a bicycle built for two and while we're on it, we can fuck for two, then I'm your partner in crime.

Or if you just want someone to jack off watching you be naked in public, well I can do that too. Maybe while in disguise as a mailbox or telephone pole or park bench.  Hopefully nobody notices the hard dick sticking out from the mailbox or telephone pole or park bench.

This has also been a public service announcement on the leg benefits of biking. Damn.