Public Exposure: Nudity Is Always in Season

26 Jan 2017

Public Exposure: Nudity Is Always in Season

Here's to the brave guy exposing his ass and sizable cock in winter. Something about showing off warms up the blood. Like running a marathon of perversion.

Sunny day exposure is a given but the hearty and horny souls who bare it all deserve applause. From my hand to their ass. 

Or maybe that's called spanking.

Public Exposure: Nudity Is Always in Season

Now I've never been in a group of guys all exposing their ass at the same time. This essentially is a giant collective socialist ass. Power ass to the people!

I'm going to set aside that these guys look like rather rude frat guys and just pretend they're Lambda Lambda Lambda or whatever the name of a gay frat is.

As far as pledge rites go, ass baring seems mild. So I wonder what happened next? Pushing a grape across the floor with one's hard cock? Soon to be an Olympic sport.

I'm curious how the nude hitchhiker would react if the truck stopped to pick him up. "Where are you headed?" 

"Your lap" would be the right answer to get a ride. But I'm afraid it's just for the photo. His ride is whoever took the photo in the first place.

I guess actual nude hitchhiking is probably best left to people on PCP. Because even if you got a ride, what would you do once you reach your destination? I mean what is there to do when you're completely nude? Any ideas?