Flashback: One Dick, Two Dicks, Red Dicks, Blue Dicks

Dr. Seuss is in my head for some reason. I just feel he really would have gotten into these guys. Probably not even gay, but who wouldn't appreciate the nude male form doing nude male form things.

Like flexing and posing and wrestling and dick swinging. Real resumé builders. Pretty much the equivalent of an internship at Vogue magazine. Editrix Anna Wintour is a real dickpig. 

That iconic bob is very practical for cocksucking. Like a backwards baseball cap.

Speaking of iconic bobs, I wonder if the long-dicked guy at the top left is named Bob? As in my head wants to bob up and down while sucking Bob's cockhead. Exactly like that.

Fitness was becoming a craze back then. Gyms springing up. Would have liked to be a personal trainer back then. Lots of locker room and spots massage  time. And, oh yeah, personal training or whatever. 

Or I just could've been an escort. I hear Liberace was hiring. Or probably. I totally missed out. He could've given me a diamond in the shape of a piano. Because a piano in the shape of a diamond would be ridiculous.

I want to join a 1965 college wrestling team. Stat. Hook me up with a time machine please. And a few dozen jockstraps. I tend to go through them quickly.