Flashback: Naked Devil and Friends

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same. That's right the evil naked guy has a cape. While the other evil naked guys don't. They just have long dicks mostly. 

Except the muscle guy but I'm too busy staring as hi muscles to care if he can fuck me deep enough to bump my cervix. Which is a sexy new term for a guy's asshole. Because "pussy" has lost its charm. Though cunt is always a winner. That's right. Mancunt.

Which I think is also a new reality show on Bravo, in which contestants vie for the affection of a man's cunt. Problem is the bottom isn't very selective He just says yes to everybody each week, so nobody gets eliminated and the series will last forever. 

Bottoms are smart.

And now I would like to advocate for greater use of oil in porn shoots. And some dandy black and white. Which I guess you can turn your monitor color to desaturated if you want. A time traveling moment in your porn journey.

Now let's admit that naked devil guy isn't scary at all. I'm much more concerned about devilish people not devil costumes. Devils who have giant cocks but don't show me. That kind of behavior just has to stop.