Flashback: Wetsuit Guy Will Make You Wet

The fish and the homos are super happy about this guy. Because the spearfishing thing is a costume-only .And the guy in the spearfishing thing is fucking hot.

Now I don't have a pussy. Or even one of those anal rosebud things that monstercocks tend to produce. But this guy still makes me wet. Metaphorically. I'm so hard for metaphors. Put me and e.e. cummings in a room and watch out.

This guy seems vaguely French, right? I assume besides nude modeling, he used to moonlight a a mime. Doing his interpretation of fucking, sucking and jacking off.

Except he was a crap mime so just really, actually, fully was fucking, sucking and jacking off. Like shouting while playing charades.

Or fucking, sucking and jacking off while playing charades. Which pretty much results in everyone guessing So Tight and the Seven Dwarves.

She was not tight in the sequel.

Now I"m picturing this guy over 30 years later. Wonder how that wet suit is fitting. I'm sure tight. Or off.