Flashback: Time Machine Full of Men

Whenever people get into time machines in the movies or on TV (or in real life) there never seem to be a bunch of naked men in the machine. Now logically, they could be at the destination and then get into the machine with you to travel back to your place.

And at least one out of 10 time travelers are gay and half are men so five percent of time machines should logically be full of naked men. I don't understand why they aren't, so these vintage pics are a close second.

Of course taking someone from an era into a different era does tend to fuck up the timeline and piss off whoever manages the space-time continuum. But considering there are naked, sex-driven guys in any era, it would hardly make much difference.

Though when you grab guys from certain beefcake eras, you may end up with body oil in your time machine. And then you'd have to travel to whatever century includes the invention for the cleaner that gets oil out of crushed velvet.

Because, again logically, wouldn't your time machine be decked out in crushed velvet?

Now that's hypothetical because clearly that's a yes. But I do have one question. What's the toilet set-up in a time machine? Do you just piss in a bowl and the bowl empties out in the past? Because if it emptied out in the future you might get your own pee dumped on you from the ceiling five minutes later.

And just imagine what would happen if you jacked off in a time machine? If you time it just right, you can have an ejaculation that spans centuries. Sign me up.

Disclaimer: I was not on acid when I wrote this. But I did recently watch a few Star Trek time travel episodes. Which is sort of the same thing. Minus the cock and ass.

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