Flashback: Phone Sex

"For a good time, call cocksucker Joe at..." is what a real phone sexer would have had to advertise pre-internet. Say by writing it on a men's room wall. Or hiring a pilot to fly a banner. Or by writing it on the wall of a plane's restroom.

When you don't get an automatic blowjob in first class, you for sure need to find your special guy in coach.

The alternate method for hooking up with someone for phone sex was to just call random numbers and do some heavy breathing. But it is much more fun if the heavy breathing is on both sides.

The corded phone deal is peachy. Just wishing one of these guy;s were wearing glasses. That's something lovely to see on a naked guy. And he does still count as naked even with glasses on. 

Completes some smart naked guy erudition fantasy. Just trying to work in a four-syllable word because I hear guys who talk on corded phones are smart. Naked ones even smarter. And men who are naked while talking to me are the smartest.

Maybe I'd find a naked guy doing other everyday activities equally a turn on. Like if any of these guys were mopping or listening to the radio or adjusting the thermostat.

Of course the guy with the blue phone and the black and white of him next to himself is the mythical  John Holmes. Not sure if he ever did anything so mundane and everyday as mopping, but I certainly know we enjoyed our 3 hour phone sex session in which we spent 3 hours talking about his dick. Which is about an inch every 17 minutes.

Which never happened but only because that blue phone wasn't actually plugged in.