Gay Underwear Blog

Doesn't Cain Marko just stop your heart? Gosh, I've been in love with this gorgeous hunk from the first time I saw him, which was in a Raging Stallion threeway with Drew Sebastian and Edji Da Silva.

Funnily enough, Marko's last scene was also with Drew Sebastian, but this time it was a revenge fuck scene for Hot Older Male.

I very nearly cried when I watched this video from Staxus. It's the debut scene from Jockstrap Workout. Why the tears? Look at Toby George's gorgeous bubble butt. How could the director let him out of the studio without getting Jake Williams to fuck his hot ass? It's just not fair.

What's worse is that the photographer taunts us with shots of Toby's beautiful derriere. Toby George is brand new and making his debut at Staxus, but his profile says that he's a top. Oh well, maybe if we drop a ton of email on Staxus and beg them to offer him enough money so he reconsiders.

If you were at any point a fan of Suzanne Somers' entrepreneurial success with exercise equipment, you're wondering why I didn't call this "Thigh Masters." If you don't know what I mean, consider her direct to consumer sales record-shattering product, the ThighMaster. It's still around decades later as the ThighMaster Gold.

But the real reason the kink for this extreme body feature can't be referenced with Thigh Master is because physical appearance is not a reliable indicator of sexual dominance (or submission) proclivities. Plus some guys aren't into power dynamic free sex, no domination, no submission in any sense.

That said, a bottom with such inner thighs could be directed to use them as nature (and/or steroids) intended: crushing someone's skull into a shoebox-shaped rectangle while receiving head. Tops like to suck cock too.

I wish I could call the underwear daddies. Then we'd know they solely dressed in underwear for all occasions, from the office holiday party to the grocery store. That would be obscenely lovely.

You'll have to trust me it's a daddy in the first picture. I'll admit I zeroed in on the kink in question. I deeply apologize, but perhaps you've already forgiven me.

An interest in seeing mature men in underwear should not preclude the possibility of wanting to seeing them out of their underwear. And if one chose to never wear underwear, I suppose I could somehow find a way to accept it.

Obscene is a compliment. These are definitely third date underwear. If the first date consisted of lunch at Veggie Grill followed by 17 seconds of kissing. And the second date consisted of dinner at Veggie Grill followed by 3 minutes and 42 seconds of over the jeans spanking in the back seat of a cab driven by an ogling pervert.

Veggie Grill: processed, mid-priced vegan junk food bringing kinky people together since 2006.

Penis proud underwear is nothing new, though some of the fabrics and more involved designs have evolved. Or devolved depending how you look at it.

Considering the hoards of purposely sexy (not strictly functional) bras out there, and the assumedly multi-million dollar industry that is crotchless panties, I'm surprised the men's erotic underwear options aren't even more expansive.

Here's another episode from Boarding School Secrets. And it might be the hottest one yet for a couple of reasons. First, it's Clark Lewis' first appearance on French Twinks; and second, he's shoving a giant dildo up his ass while his room mate, Paul Delay, sleeps in the next bed. 

As much as Clark tries to conceal his pleasure, his grunts and groans wake Paul who quickly joins his buddy. Paul throat fucks Clark while pushing the dildo deeper into his ass, then he follows up with some real cock fucking. But I think the hottest part of this scene is Clark's long johns with the back door access.

Some of these pairs may not stay tight for long, considering what a big, precum-dripping boner can do to cotton. But all it takes is a wash and dry to bring them back to body-clinging life. Except if you're into never washing them because that's a thing too.

There's a laundry detergent with the slogan "keep your whites white and and colors bright" but really once you get a pair home, or are with a guy in wonderful white briefs, all bets are off. Maybe you want that underwear-clad bulge in your mouth, turning the fabric nearly transparent with your spit.

Or maybe you want to watch him pose from across the room as you treat him the exact way you used to treat the underwear section of male clothing catalogs. Or rubbing your covered bulges is a fine way to spend time together too.  It's up to you and your underwear-loving buddy.

There have been periods in history, such as the Regency Era in Great Britain (1795-1837), in which men in corsets was a well-respected high fashion. These corsets shaped the body in sought-after ways, aligning with the style of the day. 

And while today, many folks still have an ideal (for better or worse) of men with slender waists, that's quite different than the extreme cinched effect a corset offers. Even here in these selection of images you may have different reactions to the macho guys in rather loosely applied corsets versus the more extreme cinching.

So you see the visual transition from fashion to fetish, and the blending of the two. While the practical shaping element is more commonly experienced via relatively mainstreamed shape wear for men. 

Thus we have product names of: High Waist Stomach Shaper with Boxer Brief, Belly Buster Zip & Trim Support Brief, and Abs Slimming Body Shaper with Back Support. "Abs Slimming" is an interesting turn of phrase, as I don't think folks with tight abs are interested in slimming them, so it's like they want the wearer to imagine they have defined abs and are just wearing a garment to match. 

If you're looking for an article of clothing to highlight yet teasingly hide the asshole, a thong is it. Keep this in mind for your next job interview at a Fortune 500 company, as I assume they are all powered by a combination of cutthroat capitalism and anal sex. Though I never even took Econ 101, so what do I know?

I did take Advanced Cultural Studies in Thongs and of course got an A. Plenty of "A"s actually. We spent a hole whole week studying the complex dynamics of the negative space thong, as shown in the guy here "wearing" a tan line thong made of your imagination.

Joey Mills and Blake Mitchell strip down to their white Hanes underwear and frolic in the afternoon sun. Joey grabs the garden hose and sprays Blake, soaking his underwear. The sight of Blake's big cock clinging to the wet fabric gets Joey horny. The guys climb into a rope hammock together and make out. 

This is not an Adidas ad. Though Adidas would be smart to advertise here, considering the massive amount of boners that inhabit their gear. And the fact that their company mission statement (for the penis side of the company) is "Strive to create gear for fetishists to put their boners inside of." 

Mission accomplished.

They don't own the concept of nylon shorts of course, just a large enough share of the market that nylon short kink photos often have their logo. This is just like how guys naked in the woods except for running shoes often have Nikes on. Finally some Fortune 500 companies do something decent for society.

We have a millimeter-thin body-hugging fabric to thank for this. Compression gear is the perfect way to be naked with clothes on. Or for those turned on by it, to be naked and hard with clothes on.

Sure they have some minor benefit in terms of workouts, supporting, as manufacturers say, the muscle circulation striation DNA with moisture wicking tenacity and testosterone mobile power strands. Or something like that.

Really they are to help someone feel visibly strong while they workout, building on their innate need to show off and have their egos fed with the lustful admiration of lucky watchers. 

Basically, they're tight clothes.

We're so excited to hear about the launch of Kristen Bjorn's new line of underwear called KB Underpants. They enlisted the help of Manuel Scalco, Jake Cook and Rico Fatale to help showcase their sexy briefs, but as you'll see inside, things got very out of hand.

Prince DiorX hasn't been fucked all week, so he was overdue when he ran into Devondre Potiphar. The stud lies back and let's this cocksucker do his magic, then Devondre eats out the boy's hole and gets it ready for his dick. Prince climbs on top and rides that BBC.

I have just discovered something a little weird about my boyfriend of six months. Well, maybe it's not so weird. Maybe I'm the weird one. We don't live together yet, and one night at my boyfriend's condo as we got ready for bed, he took off his underwear and put them in a baggy. I asked about it and my boyfriend tells me that he has guys who have standing orders to purchase his well-worn underwear. He's connected with the men on Craigslist, but has never met them in person and has no desire to. They send him money and he sends them another pair of his underwear. Weird, right?

-Puzzled Witness