This is not an Adidas ad. Though Adidas would be smart to advertise here, considering the massive amount of boners that inhabit their gear. And the fact that their company mission statement (for the penis side of the company) is "Strive to create gear for fetishists to put their boners inside of."
Mission accomplished.
They don't own the concept of nylon shorts of course, just a large enough share of the market that nylon short kink photos often have their logo. This is just like how guys naked in the woods except for running shoes often have Nikes on. Finally some Fortune 500 companies do something decent for society.
We have a millimeter-thin body-hugging fabric to thank for this. Compression gear is the perfect way to be naked with clothes on. Or for those turned on by it, to be naked and hard with clothes on.
Sure they have some minor benefit in terms of workouts, supporting, as manufacturers say, the muscle circulation striation DNA with moisture wicking tenacity and testosterone mobile power strands. Or something like that.
Really they are to help someone feel visibly strong while they workout, building on their innate need to show off and have their egos fed with the lustful admiration of lucky watchers.
We're so excited to hear about the launch of Kristen Bjorn's new line of underwear called KB Underpants. They enlisted the help of Manuel Scalco, Jake Cook and Rico Fatale to help showcase their sexy briefs, but as you'll see inside, things got very out of hand.
Prince DiorX hasn't been fucked all week, so he was overdue when he ran into Devondre Potiphar. The stud lies back and let's this cocksucker do his magic, then Devondre eats out the boy's hole and gets it ready for his dick. Prince climbs on top and rides that BBC.
I have just discovered something a little weird about my boyfriend of six months. Well, maybe it's not so weird. Maybe I'm the weird one. We don't live together yet, and one night at my boyfriend's condo as we got ready for bed, he took off his underwear and put them in a baggy. I asked about it and my boyfriend tells me that he has guys who have standing orders to purchase his well-worn underwear. He's connected with the men on Craigslist, but has never met them in person and has no desire to. They send him money and he sends them another pair of his underwear. Weird, right?
You know that feeling you get when you go into an antique store and everything has that burnished, well-worn, classic look that gives you a sense of comfort and nostalgia? Well this is like that except the furniture and decorative objects are men and the sense of comfort and nostalgia is more a sense of arousal and desire.
Though just like an antique shop, sometimes you find something that's tacky as hell like the shiny lounge wear/long johns that are West Hollywood ready.
Do you like underwear, swimsuits, and jockstraps that are older than E.T.? Now I don't mean they've been sitting around that long because they might have disintegrated. But they were captured in time for our vintage porn viewing pleasure.
Yeah, I like that too.
And I like the quirky undies with the #1. What is he #1 at? I'm thinking taking his shirt off.
Banana hammocks go way back. Cleopatra required her suitors wear them. Though they were made from actual bananas at the time. Nowadays there are so many modern choices for junk huggers.
But I still dig the basic elements of the penis equation. Fabric plus bulge equals happiness. Some things never change.
Also, exposed underwear and/or penis hanging out of underwear remains a great asset in a job interview. Though it generally only works if the hiring manager is an unrepentant, unethical pervert.
Prepare for your mind to be blown. And hopefully later tonight, your body will get blown too, but you'll have to find someone else to help you with that.
So the mind blowing thing is what is underwear and is not underwear at the same time? There's a hint in these pics. One big hint. One sweaty hint. One throbbing hint.
Thongs may not be the most practical invention except for the way they practically invite sex. And also hide any underwear lines if someone is checking out your rear view. And also make thong manufacturers enough money from such a small piece of fabric that they can buy several condos full of guys wearing even more thongs.
Messiah Blaine covers his dick in red candy and Jake Connors sucks it off and keeps slurping until Blaine swells rock hard -- and big. Not content for a just-the-tip blowjob, Messiah keeps pushing and prodding until finally Jake's jaw unhinges and he takes the whole thing.
Masson Shores doesn't always have time to get to the gym, so he shows us a quick workout he does at home. He does squats, sit ups, and jumping jacks in his red boxer briefs and works up a sweat. He hops in the shower and lathers every inch of his body, including his sexy bubble butt and big meaty cock. As he dries off he starts feeling horny, so he strokes his heavy-hanging dick until it's rock hard. He cums all over his tight body, and shit, now he needs another shower.
Going For The Gold is the latest update from Man Royale, which keeps that olympics torch well and truly lit with Mike Maverick in his lycra singlet. Paul Cannon walks into the room to find the black stud with his ass in the air seductively. He moves in to rim and suck Mike's ass and cock and then pounds him right there on the bed.
Because it says it's mud wrestling but looks more like lube wrestling to me. Twink lube wrestling. Because I can't legally post video from the Rio Olympics Male Lube Wrestling competition, I'm going with the next best thing.
Or considering how politically and ethically messed up the Olympics have become, this is better than that. It's a drag queen calling the blow by blow, the raw power of sport. Not some stupid video piece designed to make us feel something.
Can someone make me an adult-sized man doll toy to play with? Can call it Buff Buddy. Would help if it were alive and all that comes with being alive.
Like arms to hold me down in position. Pecs to squeeze. Legs to squeeze me. And underwear to "find" in his underwear drawer and perhaps be caught trying on.
