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As in this guy. This guy! Yeah, this guy. So many ways to say it. So many angles to see him. So many reasons to drop to your knees. Or make him drop to his knees if you're into that kind of thing. But you see which one I thought of first.

Coincidentally "this guy" is what it says multiple times in his torso tattoo. But in Aramaic because Johnny Depp probably gave an interview once where he said Aramaic tattoos are the wave of the future. See, an ancient language is the wave of the future.

Blake Mason celebrates 10th anniversary with JP, Theo & Andro

Blake Mason wanted to put out an extra special scene in celebration of their 10th anniversary this month. The perfect way to mark the occasion is to replace their usual solo update with a JP Dubois, Theo Ford and Andro Maas trio! Three well-matched, hung and well-hooded cocks are perfect for this British gay porn site. Happy birthday Blake Mason!

Brand new gang bang scenes coming in September

Group sex lovers are about to get a great treat from Staxus, when a gang bang series is released in September entitled Police Prowlers. The scenes will be released with scene 1 on September 1st and September 5th; and scene 2 on September 13th and September 18th. It promises to be an awesome frenzy of twink cocks and a couple of very lucky, greedy bottom boys.

Yellow means pee and yellow means caution. Such as: "Someone is going to pee on you! Caution!" And now, yellow also means ass. Neon yellow. Mustard yellow. Canary yellow. And the ultimate: ass yellow. Because it's like a traffic signal blinking at you. Ass! Ass! Ass!

I highly recommend jumping on the trend. And if you don't think you look good in yellow, then that's great, wear it anyway. More people should wear things they don't think they look good in. We all need a fucking break from trying to look good all the time.

I'm totally over baggy fucking clothes on folks. Hell, there's even a thing called drop crotch pants, those horrible semi-sweat pants where the crotch goes halfway to the knees. And not because the dick goes halfway to the knees. Or maybe it does because without any fabric clinging anywhere near it, who the fuck knows?

And I want to know.

British actor Nicholas Hoult is best known for starring in About A Boy. All grown up, he's a handsome man. Here he is at Tabloid Men in various underwear shots from on-screen performances. Who could resist an ass that nice in tight white underwear?

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Are you trying to tell me this stuff is underwear? Because it's totally not underwear. For so many non-reasons that I can't even count but I'll try so you believe me. I need you to believe me. Even if you don't. This stuff is not underwear.

Homoeroticism in advertising is going backwards in time. Just like Nicolas Cage wishes his flailing career path would. Back to the magic day when Cher (as Loretta in Moonstruck) responded to his "I'm in love with you" with two slaps in the face and a "Snap out of it!" But Mr. Cage can't go back in time. Instead he starred in the reprehensible Left Behind. And the only time I want to see "Left Behind" is when it means the naked bottom on the left in the all-male orgy.

Millionaires have a tendency to change outfits multiple times a day. One for breakfast, another for lunch at the country club. Yet another for the symphony. And a final one for a clandestine meeting in a sleazy 4 star hotel bar (sleazy because it's not 5 star hotel) with a potential mistress. Because it takes alcohol to turn one's psychiatrist into one's mistress.

This selfie dude is a bearded miracle with a huge (what do you call it?) underwear budget. He's like if that guy you've seen at the gym who's in great shape starts going to the gym. Then takes a secret door and goes to the gym within the gym. The one that you use to turn you body into a ten.

Treasure Island Media has just made it a whole lot easier to pick up some of their gear. Last week TIMGlobal (the parent company of Treasure Island Media) launched a full line of clothing and gear on their brand new site called TIMGear. The line features a full compliment rugged street, skate and urban clothing including underwear, tshirts, hats, shorts, hoodies, and more, and it's available exclusively on TIMGear.

The clothing features Treasure Island Media logos and movie titles along with other fun designs. One artistic shirt features legendary Dawson, the power bottom who put TIM on the map, and it's already sold out. But you won't just find clothing at TIMGear. How about a set of shot glasses, a TIM cock ring, an overnight bag to carry all your hook-up gear, or sunglasses. There's lots more and some great opening special discounts.

TIMGear is the first step in expanding the Treasure Island Media brand and opening brick-and-mortar stores offering a variety of lifestyle products for gay men. "We're very excited about this foray into gay male apparel and look forward to working with a range of partners to ensure that we're bringing you the hottest new gear around," says TIM general manager Matt Mason.

The TIMGear store features simple and sporty apparel, but also brings fans a collection of kink gear, sex toys, lube and more. And there's more coming. Yuppie Boy & Company hits TIMGear on October 15 and the web store is also looking for creative partners to showcase their artistic apparel.

Bulge alert!

I'd like to thank underwear and swimwear designer Joe Snyder for giving me the most incredible piece of eye candy today in the form of model Gianmarco Dortenzio. I'm good enough to share! Here's the beautiful Italian model with his impressive bulge on a photoshoot for the latest of Joe Synder's swimwear, the Dazzling Collection. Pretty sexy!

Photo credit: The Underwear Expert

Paddy O'Brian shot from unknown (but sexy!) hunk to gay porn superstardom almost overnight, but he was discovered by PictureThis Studios, and it's obvious they knew a good thing when they saw it. Before Paddy's career was launched, he did 7 shoots for them, and here's one of them - Paddy shows off his handsome face, his lean muscular body and his bulging cock straining behind wet underwear. Woof!