Not "double-dicked" but "double-dick" as in two dicks. His two dicks. He has two dicks. Which is one more than required. Or if you're FTM dude friendly, then potentially up to two dicks more than the zero required.
I get that it's the fold of the singlet. I get he doesn't have two dicks. Except, facts show he totally does! Two dicks! Double! And he hasn't let it hold him back from great athletic success, such as jacking himself off two times at once.
The Naked Chef episodes at Maskurbate are quite special! Here's episode 4, entitled Cock Au Vin, for good reason. Sprint runner and athlete Alexandre is putting his own twist on one of his favourite dishes, the Cock au Vin. This proves cooking can be fun! Watch as Alexandre gets naked in the kitchen and plays with his huge cock.
Happy may be too strong a word. Bemused? Eager? Philosophical? Agitated? Confused? Discombobulated? Recombobulated? Clumsy? Lazy?
Yeah all those things, which pretty much add up to happy. Or whatever its called when you stare at naked guys for prolonged periods of time, wondering who they are, what brought the to that moment of exposure. And most of all wondering if any of them think about it as hard as I do.
Yeah, it's a no on that one. But that's okay as their dicks can think for them.
If you're not familiar with deadpan Conan O'Brien show producer Jordan Schlansky, then know that he's a deadpan Conan O'Brien show producer. And he has fast become the most fastidious person in the world. He'd call Martha Stewart sloppy.
Basically, he's annoying as fuck, but maintains to be a grim-faced good sport through Conan's target practice on his quirks. In this case, the rather mainstream quirk of manscaping.
Leon is a handsome guy who is making his second porno after a long way away. He's tall with a gorgeously ripped body and he's a packing a comfortably average cock. Leon is ex-military and tells us a fun story about some fun he'd get up to with the other soldiers in bootcamp, come inside and read about it.
That's like Wonder Woman but men and more than one. But still the overall effect is superhero. And I like superheroes.
Pity none actually exist. I mean for all the movies out there, there has yet to be a person who can fly. For all the radioactive spiders out there, there has yet to be a nerd bitten by one. And for all the muscular guys in shorts sitting outside, there has yet to be one whose shorts spontaneously disintegrate, despite my attempt to use my nonexistent telekinetic powers.
Infinity plus one is still infinity. So here we are at the world of infinite dick. These 6 have pushed it over the edge. The tipping point at which there are more dicks online than there are humans in the universe. But have we reached dick saturation? Speaking for myself, and my own dick hunger, nope.
It's always time for more dick. Such as during wedding vows. That's a great time for dick. If anyone has any objections to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace. That's a great time for dick. To work dick into one's wedding vows. Commit to dick.
While Bentley Race is in Texas, he meets with the 22 year old, beautiful and tanned, Chris Finch. Chris was brought along by his mate Brian to a shoot and while that is going on, he slips into some Aussiebum swimmers. Bentley is keen to get some shots of the handsome Texan stud as a bonus, and Chris obliges. First in the shower and then finishing off with his boner in the bathroom.
Laid back Finn is at Sean Cody to do a solo scene, showing off all his pornstar-quality assets to the camera. He's never done anything with guys before, but confesses to having watched gay porn once or twice, and got hard, much to his own surprise. He's open to the idea of hooking up with a dude, but only if they're smaller than him so he can really take charge.
Can someone be a selfie star? Pretty much if they say they're a star, they are. Because once you go down the road of "YouTube Star" then all bets are off.
In fact, I'm a toilet star. I am the most popular user of my toilet. Which explains the constant stream of paparazzi in my bathroom. They just can't get enough.
By the way, that is exactly the type of conversation I'd have with one of these guys in person, because I'd have no idea what to say to them.
Adorable and smart fresh recruit Jordan Graves is at Active Duty, where he pulls down his bright coloured boxer shorts to show his big, thick dick. He puts his feet together while he plays with his throbbing cock and then takes a fairly sizeable dildo to push into his hole and pose with it for the camera, hanging out the back of him. So hot!
Micky Petrov is incredibly sexy. The straight, Bulgarian 20 year old is studying in Berlin when Bentley Race hooks up with him through a mutual buddy. Micky's pretty nervous about his first porn scene, but with a little fooling around he's soon at ease in the hotel room, showing off his nice, thick dick and incredibly cute bubble butt.
Maskurbate is more about the muscled bodybuilders than it is about the masks. They serve the purpose of allowing straight men to flaunt themselves on camera anonymously, but Brad's not ashamed to show his face! He's at Maskurbate showing off his progress as he bulks up for his 2016 bodybuilding contest. Brad's cock is amazing. The uncut slab swings beautifully from his groin and stands nice and firm when he's got a hard on.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not the same. If you picked the non-huge dick, you're right. How does he even sleep (and pee) at night with that thing? Someone needs to do a graduate school dissertation on the non-huge. I'm sure Trump University has a degree in non-huge studies. it can fake bestow.
