Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

As much as they tout their utility, those trip planning sites just don't offer a Bulge World Tour. And I mean ass bulge, muscular arm bulge, ass bulge, and of course the most important one of all.

Wallet bulge. 

Isn't that what makes jeans bulge out in the front? THat's where I wear my wallet. Meanwhile, I wear my dick in my back pocket. It's complicated.

Hans Berlin is a cheeky Geramn guy. Despite his muscular and masculine appearance, he's a perfect gentleman, warm and gentle. He strips out of his kit and takes off his jockstrap. Bringing it up to his nose, he strokes his hard cock with nothing else on other than his footie socks and trainers. Hans works in porn a lot, but also has a career going and lives in NYC.

Straight guy Karl did his first jack-off video for Spunkworthy back in April. He's 5'8" and 23 years old and he identifies as bi-curious, but he doesn't sound like he's explored any guy-on-guy sex yet. Come inside and see his first massage ever from a guy.

Guys go inside and out. Go go go guys. Preferably with bulging muscles and other things. In a dreamworld with a wet pink shirt.

Because that is so gay. A wet pink shirt gone semi-transparent.

Trend alert: wet pink pants gone semi-transparent. Is that a trend now that I said it? Damn, I'm not a Kardashian so no.

Calvin is just a week away from his 4th bodybuilding competition when he meets Maskurbate's Pascal to do a solo scene. He strips off his clothes to show off his muscular physique and big, hard cock. Calvin is in his peak week and it certainly shows! He explains what he's done to get himself in such great shape as he aims for the highest position.

The camera peeks through the spy hole in this changing room at Sneaky Peek. A hot guy is about to strip down and fully expose his body before changing into his footie kit. His dick, balls and arse are on display as he changes. He's got a great body and his dick is totally suckable. Sometimes there's nothing better than seeing an amateur guy drop his pants, totally unaware someone's looking on!

Hot Aussie hunk, Chris Bass, returns to Bentley Race after a 2 year absence. He's a 25 year old guy with a big sex drive and he's happy to come back to get his big cock out for the cameras. He lubes up his big dick and starts to play with the Fleshlight toy he's been given to help work out his load. When he's done, Chris gives a big cheeky grin to Ben and his camera that's totally adorable.

Damien has classic good looks and he's headed to Active Duty to show off his exquisite physique in this solo shoot. He strips down to show his athletic body. The solider has a sexy patch of hair on his chest and a very impressive mane of hair. He gets his cock hard while lying back and starts playing with his hard on. Damien shoots his load over his super-toned torso.

We don't talk a lot about balls in Pornland, it's all about the dick, isn't it? But when a guy like Edison takes off his clothes, it's hard not to mention his nuts -- they're huge! A few girls have told Edison that his balls are big, but he wasn't sure. Chaos Men producer Brian assures Edison he's packing an enormous pair. Come inside and see him getting his first blowjob from a guy.

Pride parade season is winding down most places. Floats have been disassembled, sequined fabrics folded up, and gay-bashing fascist lunatics have put away their baseball bats. Because they never bought them to actually play baseball.

So it's important to remember that it's always time for a dick parade!

Followed by an ass parade. That works too.

Brad is helping Pascal clear out in the shed following a fractured wrist. While he's going about his chores he discovers a masturbation toy that's so small he is pretty sure his dick won't even fit inside it. Pascal bets him 100 bucks that it will, so Brad gets to work, stripping down to nothing and playing with his dick in the shed.

Hot recruit Scott Ambrose is a well proportioned 6'4" and 220lbs. He's got that Clark Kent look about him as he sits rubbing his bulging body through his tank top and flexing his muscles. The clothing comes off to reveal his stunning body as he continues to give himself some attention with his hands. Scott then tugs on his cock until he blasts his load.

20 year old blond boy from the Netherlands has been in Australia for a year travelling. He's in his final week of his backpacking when he comes up with the courage to head over to Bentley Race to do a shoot. Jack has a cute smile and a perfect butt to show off. He plays with himself on the bed as Ben takes shots and makes a video of him using a Fleshjack on his uncut cock.

Sunny Colucci is fairly new to Pornland, he just began filming a little while ago. And this Spanish stud is gorgeous, don't you think? Come inside and see him working up his boner in the locker room.

Cock's a muscle too, right? Then add it to the list of what these gym rats are showing off. It's only a matter of time before someone invents crotchless gym shorts.

Why wait to get home to start flashing cock?