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At what point was an entire type of person named after a jockstrap? Not logical, I know. But logic goes out the window when bulges and muscles are involved. And without logic, I have all sorts of great ideas of a first date.

Forget the whole "Let's meet for coffee" thing, which yes is my standby if meeting someone in person for the first time. Better to meet while he's in the middle of changing his clothes outside. Or in the middle of having a boner on the train. Or in the middle of having a naked chest when he walks by with a naked chest.

Peter Le catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror after he returns from a motorcycle trip. He finds himself so sexy in his biker gear and he wants to play with his cock. Peter strips off his jacket and starts thinking about a time where he met Victor at a pit stop. Peter's cock is hard and he lies back on the bed to play with himself, working himself closer and closer to the edge before squirting his load.

Clark has the aesthetics of a superhero. He's classically good-looking and has a charming personality to go with it. He loves working out and showing his body, which he says gives him a rush of ego when people double-take. He was a little confused the first time a guy checked him out, but he's grown fond of the attention, so here he is letting millions of guys check him out naked and hard at Sean Cody.

Whether in motion or at rest, jocks are just plain awesome. As long as I don't have to make conversation with one. How much can one talk about sports without losing consciousness? Like the guy on the airplane who thought maybe he'd be safe from being snapped if only he closed his syes.

Isn't that a mental development thing? That age when a kid thinks the world disappears if they close their eyes. Or is it that thing where if you put an object behind your back, the child thinks it no longer exists so it's a magical amazing surprise when you make it reappear.

Hey, I can't if these guys or gay or not. Hopefully neither can they. So it doesn't even get to that "any port in a storm" phase in which they know I'm not a woman but want me anyway because their balls are sinking and they just have to blow a load or whatever sexual metaphor applies. Nope, they just don't even know if they are gay or straight.

So in that case, they may accidentally be totally into me, male body and all, without ever questioning their identity. May even get full-on married. May even be super gay and cheat on me with another guy. Dare to dream!

Zack arrives at Maskurbate to wish Pascal a Happy New Year in person. Pascal offers him a drink and asks if he wants to play a quick game while he's there. He's always excited to see Zack take his kit off, even though he's seen him naked a few time. The guys play strip poker and Zack's 8 incher is eventually out, fully erect and ready for some stroking. He lies back on the couch and beats out an unimprovised load.

Although Guy Houston is the quiet type, he shows lots of promise as a dom top, which you'll see soon enough at Active Duty when he does his first duo scene. He strips off for his solo and shows his tattooed, ripped body. He loves playing with his shaved cock. The horny soldier sits on the couch and plays with it until he's ready to bust his nut.

Muscular and fit Bryce Aud is simply hot. He's doing a photo shoot for Gemini Men, and doesn't appear to be at all shy about showing off his hole and extra big dick. Bryce stands fully naked in front of the camera, smiling and flirting. Then he goes to the couch where he pulls his legs back and lets us see his fuckable arse. He stands back up showing how low his dick hangs.

And out of focus but still worth it. Because there's nothing that says genuine spy pic than a blurry locker room shot. So wrong. And so worth it. Like watching a horrible reality TV show. 

Now why isn't there a show about locker room peepers and the men who try to avoid them and fail? It could be called The Real Peepers of Random Men's Locker Rooms of Beverly Hills and Other Places. Or just Check Out His Ass! Yeah, the latter would probably get higher ratings.

Kosta is just 21 years old and he arrives at Maskurbate anticipating a difficult, intimidating first porn experience. But as soon as he's had a short chat with Pascal, the newcomer is relaxed enough to strip off and show his tattooed, muscular body. Kosta works out regularly and goes running. He's well-endowed and he sits back on the couch to play with his big cock until he shoots over his ripped torso.

Time to get in all your last minute peeping before the new year. Because peepable men will cease to exist in 2016. Very shortly, the most a man will enable to be seen is his bare ankle. We're headed back to Victorian times. So register www.HotNakedAnkleMen.com now! Because if you wait too long, all that will be left is www.HotNakedAnkleMen.biz and nobody goes to a .biz, certainly not to masturbate.

Though masturbation will be a problem since only ankle nudity will be allowed, even when alone. Good luck finding your ankle's g-spot. Foot fetishists won't even get to see their own bare feet. That's the tragic world we'll all live in.

I can't even imagine what guys are going to work out in, or play on the beach in, or shop in hot weather in. But not this stuff. We're entering the dark ages of male nudity, folks.

Let's get to know this guy by asking him several intensely personal questions. Guys love to talk about themselves so it should be no trouble to get deep inside his psyche. I'm really good at one-way conversations so I'll take it from here.

Hi, great smile! How's your night going?

That well? Awesome. It's really warm so you took your clothes off, you say? Then you were cold so you thought a camera flash would keep you warm, and it did, but only for a millisecond you had to use the flash again? Makes sense to me!

On Christmas Eve, Santa is doing his rounds delivering prezzies to all the good people that year. When Santas Ricky arrives at Pascal's house, he realises there's nothing left in his sack to thank his favourite producer for all the masked bodybuilder porn he's created for his site, Maskurbate. Knowing what Pascal really wants for Christmas, Santa takes Pascal's phone and records him a special gift.

Well, make that temptingly partway dressed. Because when some skin is exposed it makes me think of all skin being exposed. Plus there's this whole semi-arbitrary erogenous thing going on. Like it's societally acceptable for men to be out and about without a shirt on. 

This despite the fact that I find a man's chest (okay certain men's chest) to be equal in triggering desire as a man's ass. I also find some guy's legs as or more arousing than their dick. But thankfully society doesn't demand men cover their legs. Except perhaps during a wake.

Don't go to a wake in shorts. Unless you live in Bermuda or something, then probably it's fine. But make them tuxedo shorts.

Fresh-faced, handsome Dylan is a soldier. He's 6ft2 and lean. Right from the go he's comfortable getting naked at Active Duty, and this is his first time jerking his meat on camera. He gets his big dick nice and wet and strokes it as the cameraman works his way all around to get the very best angles. I couldn't help but enjoy watching this soldier beat off.