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Big guy Wilson walks into the studio and instantly everyone feels intimidated. At 6ft 2ins, the beefcake has quite a presence, but has a heart of gold and wears his heart on his sleeve. His ex described him as a teddy bear, and it's easy to see why when he's such a big softie. Wilson begins his scene a little shy, but opens up as the cameras are rolling. Will Wilson be back for some duo action?

It's extremely important you watch this video. In case anyone ever quizzes you on what a guy with massive legs looks like when working out, you'll be able to provide several relevant adjectives

Such as insane, stupendous, terrifying, orgasmic, confusing, awesome, surreal, homosexual-ish and penis.

I stuck the penis in there because why not. He makes me think of penis for some reason. Similarly to how if he saw me staring at him, he'd think asshole. Being admired is one thing, but gawking at him is another. That would be gauche.

Princeton Price is by himself, and we catch a glimpse of that beautiful, charming smile at Active Duty. He pulls out his weapon from his boxer shorts, revealing a nice, fat cock. The cameraman gets close in to show his beautiful ball sack and every contour of his hanging semi. Princeton then tugs on his meat for the camera, and shows off his military physique as Claude, the cameraman, continues to tour his body.

Trend alert! Clothes are over. At least when you're at home. Alone. With a cell phone in your hand. In front of a mirror. And turned on.

As a reminder, you may want to consider sticking some masking tape to the floor of your entryway. Once you cross that line, it needs to be without clothes. So this will create a new furniture type: the console dresser.

You know, as compared to a console table. That skinny table with a single vase and magazine on it. Nope, you need all your clothes to be at your entryway for easy off/on.

Young bodybuilder Zack is invited by Pascal at Maskurbate to unleash the beast in his new home gym. The inauguration comes just 3 weeks before Zack's bodybuilding competition, so his muscles are a lot more ripped than when he last appeared. He has never been so cut, and is not with less than 4.5% body fat. Lots could happen in this new home gym!

Look out, it's another big dick post! Which will reveal what we all know about ourselves. We can never get enough big dick. Well, ask me after a gang bang and I might answer differently.

This is a hypothetical as I have limited gang bang experience. As in zero. I just know that I'd want someone to cover my dry cleaning bill afterwards. It's tough to get four gallons of cum stains out of silk. Not even Martha Stewart has a do it yourself tip for that situation.

She's good on three gallons of cum though. I think she demo'd that the last time she was on Live with Kelly and Michael.

Something different this week. Not actually spying, but a playacting video in which a giant guy shrinks a guy tiny then dominates him. So you're you, kinda staring/spying at the guy, voyeuristic as hell. You get shrunk, then you're the action figure in his hand. Totally logical.

I support all fetishes that don't hurt anyone. And despite it's talk of crushing, not crushing is actually involved. Because humans can't be shrunk to 3" long. At least not yet. But who knows, maybe some manufacturer will figure out a way, plus how to clone people. So we can have 1,000 tiny Meryl Streeps running around. Or 1,000 tinier Kristin Chenoweths. Tinier because she's already tiny.

I may prefer 1,000 tiny of the bodybuilder in the video. Would be good to turn the tables.

So Einstein was right about the existence of gravitational waves, it was recently proven. How can we prove my theory that there is a variable point at which the attractive of a guy's dick/body/face will compensate for what normally would be deal breakers. 

Like is a sense of humor important to you in a guy you're dating? How about if his dick were 10" long? Because he can put a clown nose on that thing and call it a day. You may not be laughing but you will sure as hell take the clown hose off and take care of business.

So is that DS > 10 = -DB? As in dick size greater than 10 equals negative deal breaker?

Junior is delivering a cracker of a performance unmasked live at Stock Bar in Montreal. Maskburbate was there to capture the action exclusively for its members, making sure to get the best angles of Junior as he strips off his clothes to display his muscled, athletic physique and amazing cock.

Do you have monster-dar? That's the sexual perception phenomenon in which you can tell if a guy has a monster cock. And I don't mean you can tell when he's hard and naked and it's in your face because if you couldn't tell in that situation it means you're really focusing too much on texting. 

No, I mean when you can tell a guy has a monster cock when he's dressed and not necessarily showing bulge. Because bulge-dar just means you can tell he has a bulge of some sort. That doesn't mean monster-cock. He could be a shower not a grower. Or maybe he's wearing that misleading padded underwear. Really what's the point of that in real life? It is just good for JCPenney catalog modeling, because everyone likes those fellas to have solid bulges. Since the clothes are so hideous, best to call attention to the bulge.

Peter Le is in his hotel room fantasising about Angelo, who he had met earlier that day. He takes a shower but cannot resist the urge to touch himself, thinking about everything about that man he desires. Peter decides to video himself in bed, touching and caressing himself to tempt Angelo, even showing off his amazing cute butt with a great close-up.

Today's fresh new Active Duty recruit is Scott, who is ready to show off his gorgeous military physique to the camera. He's 6ft1 and 225lbs of lean muscle. Scott takes off his clothes and sits on the couch ready to play with his hard dick. As he strokes, his pecs flex and rippling abs wave with the pleasure he's giving himself.

A selfie crisis is facing America and I am here to solve it. I am the one candidate who can keep the pipeline of selfies full and stuffed with penises, including hard penises, precumming penises, thick penises, uncut penises, as well as other penises. I hope I can count of your vote so we don't face an unbrave new world that lacks selfies.

I'm an awesome politician, and I can't be blackmailed due to it being discovered I have porno on my computer. My computer is designed to hold and display porno. What model is it? It's a computer that's what. Model doesn't matter. Computers are for porn. Porn and recipes.

It's raining jocks. And snowing jocks. And there's the very real threat of being buried in jocks. And flooded in jocks.

Now why aren't you showing the slightest bit of concern and alarm? It's almost like you want to be overloaded with jocks. Well, like people who choose to hang dockside to watch tidal waves because they are so awesome, I guess you'll get what you have coming to you. Or on you.

Chayo caught the attention of the Latin Boyz crew from the skateboard park on a recent trip to Rio De Janeiro. He's a bi top that loves fucking and says he would do it 24/7 if he sought. He stays in shape by skating on the beach every morning, followed by some push ups and pull ups. He takes off his clothes and shows us his big, hard dick, and big bollocks.