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Whether helped in their hang by ball stretchers or genetics, or some combination, big and low-hanging balls are a fine thing to rest your eyes on. They should replace those diagnostic charts at the optometrist with pictures of big, hanging sacks (once the patient turns 18 and signs a release form).

I would also like to propose big pouch, see-through jockstraps for athletes. And no pants. As I'm not really connected to the garment industry, we could just skip that and athletes could simply pull their pants down and spread their legs. As long as I got to choose which athletes, because professional golfers should not be viewed below the waist. Keep those plaid pants on.

The cake pop trend needs to end. A single small blob of compressed cake on the end of a stick gives you the benefit of portion control, but mainly gives the seller the benefit of charging way more for cake than the universe should allow. So enough with cake pops. We need to move on to cock pops.

That's a lollipop cock. Flared head. Or a thick cock with head to match. Because nobody will complain about a lollipop with a fat, suckable stick.

Now you can't quite know if a guy has a cock pop between his legs until it's fully hard. No matter how flared out a cock head is, when it's soft, it's soft. So if you're hungry for cock pops, you better get busy searching.

After a hard day building in the nude, your guy needs to be put to work at home. Take out the trash. Change a lightbulb. Fix the radiator. Fuck your ass and mouth mercilessly. And move the bed back where it originally was before all the merciless fucking.

Sure, most sexual admiration of working guys don't involve a naked working guy. Something about work sites having crazy rules about safety. But here we can skip the middle man, by which I mean clothes. And get right to the heart of the matter. 

Finally a sexual interest I don't understand! At all! Once you get past the obvious "pearl necklace" association, this is basically naked guys in necklaces. That could be a crucifix or dog tags or something entirely different. 

But probably not actual pearls. Unfortunately. I'd much prefer imitation pearls. Why hurt an oyster for glamour?

Okay, I guess I ever so slightly get it, because I'm suddenly picturing shirtless lifeguards with a corded whistle around the neck. Or a sexy guy fleeing a sexy vampire so of course the non-vampire sexy guy is wearing a garlic necklace.

Sometimes a guy has to express himself and he may not have a facility with writing poetry or painting a still life of three mangos and a pear. But he can expose to express.

And maybe if he's multi talented, paint a still life of his moving penis and ass and then write a poem about it.

I definitely need to practice some immediate responses if I run into one of these situations. Like for the stealthy penis selfie guy at the gym, I could say: "If you want to do a bicep double flex at the same time, I can take your picture for you."

Sometimes public exposure is done when strangers may or may not catch it. But it's the thrill of being caught that inspires that momentary unzipping, or dropping of pants, or more extreme risk.

And sometimes public exposure is just full on clothes aren't anywhere in sight (except probably with whoever is taking the picture). That clothes holder is assuredly a trusted soul. 

Except for the clothes carriers that may have run away after snapping the picture. Potentially that itself would be such an intense fantasy for the exhibitionist they would spray right there. Cum, not urine. Okay, maybe urine too after. Sometimes you have to pee after cumming. Nude or not, that's biology.

Massive muscle building is not required to have pecs that beg to be manhandled. What helps is for the owner of the pecs to present them for viewing and touch and to say things like "Squeeze my pecs."

Or "I'd really appreciate if you would ever so gracefully and firmly squeeze my fucking tits." 

Or "I demand you call in sick to work so you can play with my chest all day because I say so. Please." I added the please as who says brutal, controlling dominant folks can't say please. And yes it counts as dominant to demand something be done to you.

For some, this is an oxymoron fetish. As some armpitters are into the hair element, the exposure of a gruff masculinity with concurrent scents and mystery.

But for others, admiration the full armpit exposure smoothness communicates, common among bodybuilders and other athletes, is a life goal. It can be an extension of a desire to see smoothness overall, as the pecs, biceps, traps, and delts converge. And it can align with anything from a tickling fetish to jock functionality. A gymnast, for example, will often have smooth armpits so nothing gets caught or pulled during their extreme athletic activity.

Or it just looks good to judges. Whether a judge in a formal competition, or an informal gay judge looking for their gay armpit lover dream guy, smoothness can win the day.

It's natural to put the spotlight on dildos because guys who stuff themselves with dildos tend to like to see it going in and stretching them open. And like athletes who record their performances in order to later analyze technique, self-observation can be important.

Especially if the goal is to take on a dildo as big as one's forearm or mortgage.

They don't have to be seen as a replacement for being fucked, despite the sometimes extremely penis-y look of the things. Some are more abstract sculptures of sorts. And all are an extension of masturbation. Even if it's being done primarily for an audience. 

Hunter Lopez is a sexy guy and he's just getting started at Broke Straight Boys. He's 25 years old and lives in Boston. He's good looking with an adorable friendly smile. He's not nervous at all being naked in front of the camera and he wraps his hand around his uncut cock and strokes it confidently. When he makes it feel just right, be bites his bottom lip. And those low-hanging balls aren't just for decoration, look at the load they unleash all over the bed.

Ryan Bailey has fucked ten twinks with his nine-inch cock, but he doesn't need a partner to put on an erotic and sensual show. Bailey undresses slowly and spreads his ass cheeks and giving us a peek at his tight pucker. He climbs into the shower and the hot water cascades across his smooth, tight body. He takes his time lathering his huge cock. After air drying outside, Ryan sits back on the sun room sofa and strokes himself off.

This isn't quite like calling a dick a kink. Because being into dick is a pretty basic thing. Even being into balls is fairly basic since they come along for the ride. Nope. Low-hanging balls. Swinging sack of potatoes. Cum-filled plums. 

I'm allowed to call them things that aren't popular sayings. Soon the world will be shouting cum-filled plums from all the rooftops of apartment buildings that house guys with cum-filled plums.

Or going nonverbal with your interest is fine too. Love is an action, right? So love of low-hanging balls is an action too.

Ezra Michaels is a rare find in Pornland, a stunning guy you'd expect to see on the cover of a magazine and not naked in a porn video. Strip off his shirt and look at those abs, you're fantasizing about running your tongue across them, aren't you? Peel off his underwear and you can't stop gazing at his big, banana-curved dick. He's debuting at Helix Studios this week in both a solo and duo where he buries that bone in a lucky boy's ass. Head over and see who.

Blond, 19 years old, and from Chicago, Garrett Graves makes his debut at Helix Studios. I can see the twinks lining up and fighting over who is going to be first to bend over for this sexy stud. But Garrett is versatile, so it's not a slam dunk. I love watching him digging his fingers in his smooth pucker. Great jack-off session.

Cole Turner is 21 years old and hails from New Orleans and he's just joined the crew over at Helix Studios. He's definitely tall, dark, and handsome, and as you'll see in this scene with Joey Mills, he loves to fuck ass. He's already fucked Tyler Hill too and his first bottoming scene has just hit the site, there are no pics available yet, but you can watch the free video at the site.