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Avery is a 23-year-old military hunk, and like a lot of guys, he's been thinking about getting into porn. He's married, but his wife gave him the go-ahead. I wonder if she knows that he's jacking off for a gay porn site. I wonder if she knows that the Spunkworthy site owner will be perving after Avery's huge low hangers, tight ass, and downward-curved cock. I wonder if she knows that the site owner regular gives his models handjobs and blowies. I guess she'll find out.

Gee, math sure is hard! Trigonometry. Geometry. Calculus. All that jazz. Except when it's trigonometry of the ass. Geometry of the biceps. And calculus of the cock.

Where are the college professors who use the male body to teach math lessons? Not to mention logic. Ramone is 12.2 miles away from Daniel on Scruff. Ramone is 57% horny while Daniel is 97% horny. Daniel is traveling to Ramone in an electric car which is only 24% charged and will run out of power part of the way to Ramone's apartment due to unexpected traffic at 2 a.m. (mostly other horny guys) combined with a steep incline and a reverse lightning storm sucking all the ohms out of the air. When will Daniel ejaculate?

I need a jock whistle. Like a dog whistle in that it produces a certain frequency sound that only jocks can hear. And it drives them wild. Making them hunt me (in a non-Law & Order SVU kind of way). Creates a compulsion in them to be their jock selves as close to me as possible. Hopefully negative 8".

Hot Dudes with Dogs is a thing now. But some words of warning: just because the dog is adorable, and multiples the guy's adorableness doesn't mean the guy isn't a jerk. Like none of these guys have returned my calls. My thousands of calls. Damn them!

But why is it a hotness amplifier? Probably because it shows a guy is nurturing and playful, maybe even rough and tumble, rambunctious and adventurous (depending on the dog). Though that doesn't mean he'd be all those things with you. He may be cold as hell with fellow humans. Hey, I'm glad guys are all lovey dovey with their pets. Hell yes to that! But it doesn't mean lovey dovey to their fellow man, even to their boyfriends.

As in this guy. This guy! Yeah, this guy. So many ways to say it. So many angles to see him. So many reasons to drop to your knees. Or make him drop to his knees if you're into that kind of thing. But you see which one I thought of first.

Coincidentally "this guy" is what it says multiple times in his torso tattoo. But in Aramaic because Johnny Depp probably gave an interview once where he said Aramaic tattoos are the wave of the future. See, an ancient language is the wave of the future.

Of all the dick parties, an open fly dick party is definitely in the top 13. Also, 13 is only a lucky number when it comes to dicks because a 13" dick is lucky to have or hold and 13 dicks is lucky to have all at once or in a row. And 13 13" dicks will make your sexual universe explode. So what are the other 12 dick parties besides open fly?

I've dug all the English teachers I had except for Mrs. R. in 10th grade. Every other English teacher I've had encouraged some level of creativity or at least a critical, analyatical eye. Write this. Write that. Imagine this. Imagine that. But no. In 10th grade, I learned the life skill of the so-called five paragraph paper. As best as I can remember (and the only reason I can remember is it was a whole school year of beating it into my resistant skull), it starts off with an opening paragraph which outlines what the three middle paragraphs will be. Then the fifth paragraph is, wait for it, can you guess, I don't think you can, okay maybe you can, the conclusion. So here's a five paragraph paper about masturbation. If only Mrs. R. could read it, I'd be so proud.

A sweet, softly spoken Filipino, Akoni, is Island Studs latest model to play outdoors. Akin is a high-school wrestler and looks great in his lycra singlet. He has a natural bush and a big brown ball sack, but his virgin butt is nice and smooth! He works in a vegetable garden, where he's pulling weeds and showing off his body to the Island Studs camera. The 20 year old, 5'5" twink works his cute cock until he bursts a load outdoors.

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Muscles are magic. They help some guys lift things. And they make other guys drop things, like their pants.

It takes a certain devotion and massive self-absorption to grow these magical muscles just so. And it pretty much carries over into sexual self-absorption too, right? I mean, hopefully. Because when I see a guy with huge, popping, swollen muscles, I'm hoping he wants as much attention paid to his cock as he pays to his muscles.

Chest muscles. Arm muscles. Ab muscles. Leg muscles. Am I leaving anything out? Oh yeah, cock muscles. A bit harder to work out your cock at the gym. There's no bench press for cocks. But I bet one of those cable machines could be hooked up to the cock muscle and the guy could lift some weight just by getting hard.

One cock, two cock, red cock, blue cock. Yes, when I see the grid of Chaturbate cams (and for some peculiar reason I go right to the Male section) the guys start to blend together like a teeming mass of hot flesh in every combination. It's like a perverted and quirky Dr. Seuss illustration, though with a heavy emphasis on skin tones rather than psychedelic colors. It's a stud variety pack.

Gentlemen, meet Adam. A very handsome, ripped-to-fuck guy sent us an email asking if we'd kindly share his YouTube channel with y'all. Oh go on then Adam, as you've clearly spent a lot of time on those huge muscles. Adam is a bodybuilder and sells his flexing videos on his own site, FlexBeach.com. We hope Adam makes a few fans out of us sharing this with you!

Have you heard of a selfie stick? No, that's not another word for penis. We already have 685 words for penis. We're all set with that. It's a stick with a holder for a phone that lets you trigger the camera. Back in the olden days, folks triggered their film cameras with a button (or squeeze ball) at the end of a cord. This is basically the same thing but electronic and I'm hoping some exhibitionist studs beta test them and I can see the results.

Hey look, it's hunks trapped in confined spaces, aching for someone special to interrupt their reverie and say hi. Or actually, it's hunks trapped in confined spaces further surrounding themselves with that commuter bubble that says really don't bug me. Because nobody really wants to be bothered by a creepy stranger nowadays, except the creepy stranger of your dreams.

At what point in his life does a guy look in the mirror and realize that he's a hot fucking daddy and the gay world will be at his feet? Yeah, I know some guys are all about the Benjamins (by which I mean twinks named Benjamin) and don't pay daddies any attention, but I just can't even believe that. I mean, look at these fucking guys!