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19 year old Jay Mercer was discovered by Bentley Race in Austin, Texas. They'd been exchanging emails and Jay was keen to try out modelling nude after seeing the website. Jay has a beautiful physique with nice dark skin, totally ripped, and hung. He's shy at first but soon proves he has what it takes to flaunt it on camera!

Some guys show off accidentally on purpose and you may find yourself accidentally on purpose at the right angle to stare like all hell at them. Also known as winning the beefcake lottery.

Or as a precursor to filing a sexual harassment lawsuit. Whichever.

Guys go inside and out. Go go go guys. Preferably with bulging muscles and other things. In a dreamworld with a wet pink shirt.

Because that is so gay. A wet pink shirt gone semi-transparent.

Trend alert: wet pink pants gone semi-transparent. Is that a trend now that I said it? Damn, I'm not a Kardashian so no.

We don't talk a lot about balls in Pornland, it's all about the dick, isn't it? But when a guy like Edison takes off his clothes, it's hard not to mention his nuts -- they're huge! A few girls have told Edison that his balls are big, but he wasn't sure. Chaos Men producer Brian assures Edison he's packing an enormous pair. Come inside and see him getting his first blowjob from a guy.

Sunny Colucci is fairly new to Pornland, he just began filming a little while ago. And this Spanish stud is gorgeous, don't you think? Come inside and see him working up his boner in the locker room.

Not "manspreading" as in self-entitled men spreading their legs ultra-wide on crowded public transportation taking multiple seats because they are just so important. But "manspreading" as in check out these hot, fucking guys because I'm going to spread so they can have a hot, fucking time in my hot, fucking hole.

Yeah, I said hole.

Whether in motion or at rest, jocks are just plain awesome. As long as I don't have to make conversation with one. How much can one talk about sports without losing consciousness? Like the guy on the airplane who thought maybe he'd be safe from being snapped if only he closed his syes.

Isn't that a mental development thing? That age when a kid thinks the world disappears if they close their eyes. Or is it that thing where if you put an object behind your back, the child thinks it no longer exists so it's a magical amazing surprise when you make it reappear.

My wish for the new year is that someone comes up with a porn site packed with Irish men -- there just aren't enough of them in Pornland. Blue O'Neill is a bald, ginger from the Emerald Isle and he's making his debut on Butch Dixon. 

Fans of an uncut Mexican cock, which I'm guessing is nearly all of us, will love the body and ass of 19 year old Chill. The sexy, laid back latin teen actually cancelled twice on Latin Boyz before he finally got round to doing a shoot. He was worth the wait. He's a little coy about his private life but has a big hickie on his neck, so we know someone is getting dicked by that thick Mexican meat. He's got such a hot ass too, but nobody has ever played with it.

Look at me is totally what all these scream. But what part of me? You've got your fully naked guy flashing it all. Then the guy naked but for a shirt (which somehow shows off his pecs even more).

Each of those shots is worth a few strokes at least. If only strokes could generate electricity we'd be set. Sometimes science museums have a bicycle hooked up to a lightbulb to prove the point of how much power it takes to even make a bulb light up a little. It's a lot of pedaling. And Ed Begley, Jr.'s house is totally carbon neutral. If he wants toast, he has to generate the power for the toaster. And yeah, bitch wants toast!

Actually, it's not equal parts dick and ass. But rather a 5-to-1 dick-to-ass ratio. I'm sure there are eager bottoms who would love a 5-to-1 dick-to-ass ratio. Correction: 5-dicks-in-one-ass ratio. Correction: hey you 5 guys, fuck me with your 5 dicks now! And I don't mean tomorrow.

Okay, you can fuck me tomorrow too.

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I'm glad that pre-crime police aren't a thing because I would totally peep if I could get away with it. Or at least I'd totally think that I would peep if I could totally get away with it. And not freak the hell out of some guy in the process.

Oh wait, I already peep.

Not the climbing onto a fire escape and staring into someone's bathroom at night (I swear that wasn't me!) but rather the every day opportunities to sneak a peak, or peep a sneak, or peep an ass or sneak a bulge.

What the hell's a dick? No seriously, sometimes I don't get it. Pretty surreal thing sometimes if you think about it too hard. I realize I may be alone on that one. Wouldn't be the first time. But same is true if you say a certain word a dozen times and it just starts to sound strange. Like "orange" or "malcontent" or "feasible". Although "long, thick dick" has a nice ring to it.

A nice familiar ring.

That's right, look at it. It's what I'm doing right now, so you may as well join me. Let's all look at my dick. Let the whole damn world look at my fucking dick. Really zero in on it. Like when it's one of those solar eclipses that make the front page of half the newspapers in the world. The other half are busy writing about Kim Kardashian's ass.