Gay Solo Blog

Whether in motion or at rest, jocks are just plain awesome. As long as I don't have to make conversation with one. How much can one talk about sports without losing consciousness? Like the guy on the airplane who thought maybe he'd be safe from being snapped if only he closed his syes.

Isn't that a mental development thing? That age when a kid thinks the world disappears if they close their eyes. Or is it that thing where if you put an object behind your back, the child thinks it no longer exists so it's a magical amazing surprise when you make it reappear.

My wish for the new year is that someone comes up with a porn site packed with Irish men -- there just aren't enough of them in Pornland. Blue O'Neill is a bald, ginger from the Emerald Isle and he's making his debut on Butch Dixon. 

Fans of an uncut Mexican cock, which I'm guessing is nearly all of us, will love the body and ass of 19 year old Chill. The sexy, laid back latin teen actually cancelled twice on Latin Boyz before he finally got round to doing a shoot. He was worth the wait. He's a little coy about his private life but has a big hickie on his neck, so we know someone is getting dicked by that thick Mexican meat. He's got such a hot ass too, but nobody has ever played with it.

Look at me is totally what all these scream. But what part of me? You've got your fully naked guy flashing it all. Then the guy naked but for a shirt (which somehow shows off his pecs even more).

Each of those shots is worth a few strokes at least. If only strokes could generate electricity we'd be set. Sometimes science museums have a bicycle hooked up to a lightbulb to prove the point of how much power it takes to even make a bulb light up a little. It's a lot of pedaling. And Ed Begley, Jr.'s house is totally carbon neutral. If he wants toast, he has to generate the power for the toaster. And yeah, bitch wants toast!

Actually, it's not equal parts dick and ass. But rather a 5-to-1 dick-to-ass ratio. I'm sure there are eager bottoms who would love a 5-to-1 dick-to-ass ratio. Correction: 5-dicks-in-one-ass ratio. Correction: hey you 5 guys, fuck me with your 5 dicks now! And I don't mean tomorrow.

Okay, you can fuck me tomorrow too.

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I'm glad that pre-crime police aren't a thing because I would totally peep if I could get away with it. Or at least I'd totally think that I would peep if I could totally get away with it. And not freak the hell out of some guy in the process.

Oh wait, I already peep.

Not the climbing onto a fire escape and staring into someone's bathroom at night (I swear that wasn't me!) but rather the every day opportunities to sneak a peak, or peep a sneak, or peep an ass or sneak a bulge.

What the hell's a dick? No seriously, sometimes I don't get it. Pretty surreal thing sometimes if you think about it too hard. I realize I may be alone on that one. Wouldn't be the first time. But same is true if you say a certain word a dozen times and it just starts to sound strange. Like "orange" or "malcontent" or "feasible". Although "long, thick dick" has a nice ring to it.

A nice familiar ring.

That's right, look at it. It's what I'm doing right now, so you may as well join me. Let's all look at my dick. Let the whole damn world look at my fucking dick. Really zero in on it. Like when it's one of those solar eclipses that make the front page of half the newspapers in the world. The other half are busy writing about Kim Kardashian's ass. 

Avery is a 23-year-old military hunk, and like a lot of guys, he's been thinking about getting into porn. He's married, but his wife gave him the go-ahead. I wonder if she knows that he's jacking off for a gay porn site. I wonder if she knows that the Spunkworthy site owner will be perving after Avery's huge low hangers, tight ass, and downward-curved cock. I wonder if she knows that the site owner regular gives his models handjobs and blowies. I guess she'll find out.

Gee, math sure is hard! Trigonometry. Geometry. Calculus. All that jazz. Except when it's trigonometry of the ass. Geometry of the biceps. And calculus of the cock.

Where are the college professors who use the male body to teach math lessons? Not to mention logic. Ramone is 12.2 miles away from Daniel on Scruff. Ramone is 57% horny while Daniel is 97% horny. Daniel is traveling to Ramone in an electric car which is only 24% charged and will run out of power part of the way to Ramone's apartment due to unexpected traffic at 2 a.m. (mostly other horny guys) combined with a steep incline and a reverse lightning storm sucking all the ohms out of the air. When will Daniel ejaculate?

I need a jock whistle. Like a dog whistle in that it produces a certain frequency sound that only jocks can hear. And it drives them wild. Making them hunt me (in a non-Law & Order SVU kind of way). Creates a compulsion in them to be their jock selves as close to me as possible. Hopefully negative 8".

Hot Dudes with Dogs is a thing now. But some words of warning: just because the dog is adorable, and multiples the guy's adorableness doesn't mean the guy isn't a jerk. Like none of these guys have returned my calls. My thousands of calls. Damn them!

But why is it a hotness amplifier? Probably because it shows a guy is nurturing and playful, maybe even rough and tumble, rambunctious and adventurous (depending on the dog). Though that doesn't mean he'd be all those things with you. He may be cold as hell with fellow humans. Hey, I'm glad guys are all lovey dovey with their pets. Hell yes to that! But it doesn't mean lovey dovey to their fellow man, even to their boyfriends.

As in this guy. This guy! Yeah, this guy. So many ways to say it. So many angles to see him. So many reasons to drop to your knees. Or make him drop to his knees if you're into that kind of thing. But you see which one I thought of first.

Coincidentally "this guy" is what it says multiple times in his torso tattoo. But in Aramaic because Johnny Depp probably gave an interview once where he said Aramaic tattoos are the wave of the future. See, an ancient language is the wave of the future.

Of all the dick parties, an open fly dick party is definitely in the top 13. Also, 13 is only a lucky number when it comes to dicks because a 13" dick is lucky to have or hold and 13 dicks is lucky to have all at once or in a row. And 13 13" dicks will make your sexual universe explode. So what are the other 12 dick parties besides open fly?