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I've been listening to the queer punk band PWR BTTM (they spell it like that because if they included vowels google would only point to porn), so it seems fitting to get into cammer Griff Teller doing the power bottom thing.

He's pretty much obsessed with his ass. And so are you. Because obviously.

Whip out your dick and make a wish. It's a jack-off party. I'm taking it upon myself to invite you this way because there isn't a standard invite for such a thing. 

Unless you count that one guy on Craigslist who wants to host a party in his motel room but he's a stranger and that's fucking crazy no matter how horny you are.

Unless his dick is huge or he has huge pecs or some combination.

Up and down dick jackers. It's pretty much a workout so sometimes they take breaks and spread their legs wide and kick back. But we all know the guy's hand is going to wrap itself around his dick again.

And we'll be there to watch when it happens.

Big dicks wagging right in your face. At least when they're not hidden by a towel or jockstrap or fist. Though a dick hidden by a fist is pretty much the guy jacking off so that qualifies as jacking off in your face. 

You do want a guy stroking his cock in front of you, right? I mean if you had to pick between that and a David Hasselhoff Super Bowl Halftime Show known as the David Hasselhalftime Show, you'd pick the dick right?

If you're going to show off for the jerking masses, a guy may as well be comfortable. Ergonomics are very important when a guy strokes for long periods of time. 

Especially since workman's comp claims are likely not allowed for masturbation-related injuries. Though potentially it is a factor in many a carpal tunnel case. I say this not as a medical doctor, but as a masturbation doctor. Ironically, both degrees are available at Harvard.

Pardon my language. I know we do our best to avoid the word fuck here. Because the word fuck is very inappropriate. And if it weren't for the word fuck, this site would be totally SFW, so I better not say fuck again. 

Fuck, I said it again.

And this guy got pounded again. And again. By a pile driving humping robot. That device is full of personality plus. Correction. His asshole is full of that device.

When a guy spreads his legs, he's saying one of two things. Pay attention to what's between my legs. Or I'm about to run the 100m dash in the Olympics so I need to warm up.

Or if you're lucky, pay attention to what's between my legs as I'm running the 100m dash in the Olympics. Because who doesn't want a gold medalist for a sex partner?

Oh wait. Kris Jenner doesn't.

Flirting is fun and is as real as you make it. If it's fun, it's real. If it turns you on, it's real. And if a cam boi knows the way to your sex heart, then he's worth flirting with.

These guys have names but all I care about at the moment is that they have devious little sex brains that are totally in charge. Normally a guy who's in charge has some sort of uniform. These guys do too.

It's called nudity.

I'm opening a new restaurant called Eats. Because I"m in a literal mood. So I'm calling this Muscle, Ass and Balls because these guys are the proud owners of all those things. And I'm a proud watcher.

That's Chris Aron doing the bicep pose. And if I could I'd do the bicep squeeze and lick. Because it just seems like the right thing to do.

Ryan Reigns is the smiley guy in the white t-shirt. Movie star looks, though he seems to have come up empty at the Golden Globes. So did Ryan Reynods, so whatever.

Rafaelo Steel likes to spend a lot of time with his dick and ass. Quality time. Punctuated by the vibrations of one of those tip-triggered vibrating butt plugs. Technology!

Have you been to the Smithsonian? Super fancy pants group of museums. I will expect the internet exhibit 50 years from now will include a no pants section.

Rafaelo can be guest of honor.

Let's all take a moment to pay tribute to the Muscle family. Because two of these guys are related. A Mr. Carlos Muscle and a Mr. Gustavo Muscle. I'll leave it to you to guess which two.

Hint, they're the ones stripping for strangers and making their jack off dreams come true.

I would start by telling you the screen names of these guys but the top one is Stud Born so I just can't. I mean Stud Born. Maybe short for Studebaker? Which is a vintage car. Yeah, probably not.

But who cares because his body is solid. So then for the others we've got Pascal Sharp, Shaun X (no relation to Malcolm), Andy Drake, Jonny Fit and Derek Perez.

And they've all got sweet pecs. 

Say hello to a group of sexually charged fellas. And I don't mea 98 Degrees. That boy band broke up years ago. They couldn't stand their own music anymore either. 

Nope I mean this assembly of strokers. What is a group of cam guys called? If a bunch of birds is a flock. And a bunch of lions is a pride. Let's say a squad of strokers.

In honor of the '80s R-rated classic Hardbodies (in which Grant Kramer had a nude scene for a millisecond)  here we go. And since we've come a long way, you get way more than a millisecond of nudity when these flirts are on camera.

Meet Thori, George, Tonny,  Jorge, Raak, and Justin Hunky. First name Justin. Last name Hunky (which he is). And yeah, that's Tonny, not Tony. I just wonder what these people's pets are named. I'm guessing one has a cat named Tabitha Supreme and another a dog named Stradivarius Pancake.

Of the Rhode Island Pancakes. Well known for their society parties and nude camming.

Sluts is a compliment. Besides, they're virtual sluts and may actually each be in a fully monogamous relationship with Betty Crocker (the packaged cake mix icon). Or Betty Boop, the cartoon.

Or in a 2 week semi-dating fling with their mailman. Hey, those blue shorts are pretty sweet. 

I'd like to add that there's a James Bond movie from last year that's now streaming and I started watching it strictly for Daniel Craig. And while he's not a Cam Boi, he may actually watch them sometimes. You know, for sexiness pointers. Or just to squirt a load out.