Visit Bentley Race
Image Credit: Bentley Race, Posted 20 Sep 2016
Reece returns to Benley Race to strip and show off off in the back stairwell of his apartment block. Reece is just 18 years old and debuted on the site by getting bent over and fucked by Ben's cute mate Cody. Now he's showcasing his butt in a different way. Pretty in pink, Reece is even hotter out of it with his big dick on display.
Posted 8 Sep 2016
Hey, look at me. Or don't. I don't care! Which is pretty much the attitude of these guys.
Though for some, I'm betting more on the please look at me, please remember me, please jack off to me now and/or later. That's more likely what's running through their minds. You kind of have to be thinking that to wear those obscenely revealing tights.
And you kind of have to be thinking of that to supposedly not notice when your dick falls out of your shorts in public. Which for 99% of the population I'm glad when that doesn't happen. But the other 1% I wish would.
Posted 30 Aug 2016
Are these guys as super smooth as their super smooth bodies? Super suave? Super seductive? Super market?
Strike market. I'm in the middle of making dinner right now.
And for dinner, I would prefer to sip aperitif while gazing lustfully and wistfully at these fellas.
Maybe if I stare long enough, one of the will tell me what aperitif means.
Posted 25 Aug 2016
Would you go to a restaurant famous for its pecs and dicks? Way better than fish and chips in my opinion, and nobody has to get hurt. Except maybe emotionally when the one night stand turns out to be an actual one night stand.
Who decided on the one night stand thing anyhow? Seems an arbitrary number. Because one is one but is still a number. If you had to have sex with someone twice and once wasn't an option, would you have sex with them once? I mean twice? Or would you need to know them better before you decided?
Posted 23 Aug 2016
19 year old Jay Mercer was discovered by Bentley Race in Austin, Texas. They'd been exchanging emails and Jay was keen to try out modelling nude after seeing the website. Jay has a beautiful physique with nice dark skin, totally ripped, and hung. He's shy at first but soon proves he has what it takes to flaunt it on camera!
Posted 4 Aug 2016
Some guys show off accidentally on purpose and you may find yourself accidentally on purpose at the right angle to stare like all hell at them. Also known as winning the beefcake lottery.
Or as a precursor to filing a sexual harassment lawsuit. Whichever.
Posted 29 Jul 2016
Guys go inside and out. Go go go guys. Preferably with bulging muscles and other things. In a dreamworld with a wet pink shirt.
Because that is so gay. A wet pink shirt gone semi-transparent.
Trend alert: wet pink pants gone semi-transparent. Is that a trend now that I said it? Damn, I'm not a Kardashian so no.
Visit Chaos Men
Image Credit: Chaos Men, Posted 19 Jul 2016
We don't talk a lot about balls in Pornland, it's all about the dick, isn't it? But when a guy like Edison takes off his clothes, it's hard not to mention his nuts -- they're huge! A few girls have told Edison that his balls are big, but he wasn't sure. Chaos Men producer Brian assures Edison he's packing an enormous pair. Come inside and see him getting his first blowjob from a guy.
Visit UK Hot Jocks
Image Credit: UK Hot Jocks, Posted 13 Jul 2016
Sunny Colucci is fairly new to Pornland, he just began filming a little while ago. And this Spanish stud is gorgeous, don't you think? Come inside and see him working up his boner in the locker room.
Posted 19 Apr 2016
Not "manspreading" as in self-entitled men spreading their legs ultra-wide on crowded public transportation taking multiple seats because they are just so important. But "manspreading" as in check out these hot, fucking guys because I'm going to spread so they can have a hot, fucking time in my hot, fucking hole.
Yeah, I said hole.
Posted 14 Jan 2016
Whether in motion or at rest, jocks are just plain awesome. As long as I don't have to make conversation with one. How much can one talk about sports without losing consciousness? Like the guy on the airplane who thought maybe he'd be safe from being snapped if only he closed his syes.
Isn't that a mental development thing? That age when a kid thinks the world disappears if they close their eyes. Or is it that thing where if you put an object behind your back, the child thinks it no longer exists so it's a magical amazing surprise when you make it reappear.
Visit Butch Dixon
Image Credit: Butch Dixon, Posted 1 Jan 2016
My wish for the new year is that someone comes up with a porn site packed with Irish men -- there just aren't enough of them in Pornland. Blue O'Neill is a bald, ginger from the Emerald Isle and he's making his debut on Butch Dixon.
Visit Latin Boyz
Image Credit: Latin Boyz, Posted 15 Dec 2015
Fans of an uncut Mexican cock, which I'm guessing is nearly all of us, will love the body and ass of 19 year old Chill. The sexy, laid back latin teen actually cancelled twice on Latin Boyz before he finally got round to doing a shoot. He was worth the wait. He's a little coy about his private life but has a big hickie on his neck, so we know someone is getting dicked by that thick Mexican meat. He's got such a hot ass too, but nobody has ever played with it.
Posted 15 Dec 2015
Look at me is totally what all these scream. But what part of me? You've got your fully naked guy flashing it all. Then the guy naked but for a shirt (which somehow shows off his pecs even more).
Each of those shots is worth a few strokes at least. If only strokes could generate electricity we'd be set. Sometimes science museums have a bicycle hooked up to a lightbulb to prove the point of how much power it takes to even make a bulb light up a little. It's a lot of pedaling. And Ed Begley, Jr.'s house is totally carbon neutral. If he wants toast, he has to generate the power for the toaster. And yeah, bitch wants toast!
Posted 8 Dec 2015
Actually, it's not equal parts dick and ass. But rather a 5-to-1 dick-to-ass ratio. I'm sure there are eager bottoms who would love a 5-to-1 dick-to-ass ratio. Correction: 5-dicks-in-one-ass ratio. Correction: hey you 5 guys, fuck me with your 5 dicks now! And I don't mean tomorrow.
Okay, you can fuck me tomorrow too.