GayDemon's Blog: On this page you can find all gay porn posts related to Chaturbate listed in order they where published.
3 Apr 2015
How can you tell an amateur cock from a professional one? The amateur one does whatever the hell it wants. The professional one has a script to follow. However loose, it's still a script. And Chaturbate, with the exception of moonlighting porn actors, is chock full of amateur cock.
27 Mar 2015
Has staring at some guy's crotch, then looking him straight in the eyes and licking your lips gone completely out of style lately? The odds of getting punched in the face for such a brazen cocksuckerish move (while still intimidating) have never been lower. I don't even see a lot of blatantly hungry crotch watching at my gym, and there are some porn actors who occasionally work out there. And they have crotches with dicks in them and everything!
20 Mar 2015
It's time for a masturbation party, y'all! So break out the Cool Ranch Doritos® and Cool Ranch Lube™, hop on over to Chaturbate and pop one out.
13 Mar 2015
Want cock in your face? Of course you do. But it's been a long day at the office and you don't have time to find actual cock because the 11 minutes it takes to arrange a hookup on a location-based hookup app is 10 minutes too long. Pardon me, it's not an app unless a vowel is strategically removed like Grindr, so I'll be more clear by saying "lctin-bsed hokup pp" which just rolls of the tongue.
6 Mar 2015
Mall of America, currently the biggest mall in the U.S., is going to build an even bigger one in Florida. Because that needs to happen. I'm kind of over the mall myself. It just doesn't have the charm it used to. Plus the penalties for shoplifting are much greater when you can be tried as an adult. Hey, was I supposed to buy that Playgirl magazine and let everyone know my homogaysexualness?
27 Feb 2015
Maybe I've had dick on the brain, but I just got that Chaturbate is a play on Chat and Masturbate. Despite the hoards of naked guys chatting and masturbating on Chaturbate (both show-offs and watchers), I'd thought it was a site about guys from Chattanooga who ate a lot while wearing turbans. Which I'm totally still right about that, except all those guys from Chattanooga are also masturbating.
20 Feb 2015
Take all the hot guys you've seen by the end of a day, strip them all down and shove them into your computer. And that's Chaturbate. Oh yeah, also wrap each guy's hands around his cock. Then match each guy stroke for stroke. It's like those metronomes used to time music. Because masturbation is music.
13 Feb 2015
Man, this couple was totally going at it on Chaturbate tonight. Those first six pics are them. From making out to rimming to humping crack. They did everything except play tiddlywinks. Unless tiddlywinks switched from being a dumb game to a sex act and nobody told me.
6 Feb 2015
Breaking news: guys masturbate all the fucking time on Chaturbate! You may have thought Chaturbate referred to something besides masturbation. Since there are so many words that end in "urbate" like, for example, masturbate. Oh wait, there just have to be others, because if not, your confusion makes no sense. Oh, I've got it. Here they are:
30 Jan 2015
One cock, two cock, red cock, blue cock. Yes, when I see the grid of Chaturbate cams (and for some peculiar reason I go right to the Male section) the guys start to blend together like a teeming mass of hot flesh in every combination. It's like a perverted and quirky Dr. Seuss illustration, though with a heavy emphasis on skin tones rather than psychedelic colors. It's a stud variety pack.
23 Jan 2015
I know a guy stroking on Chaturbate is different than a guy jerking off in his living room at night with the lights on and blinds open. But only because the apartment building that has a view into his living room only holds a limited number of voyeurs. While there's no limit to how many can watch a single Chaturbate cam.
17 Jan 2015
Sex addiction for everyone! Well maybe not because then they're be nobody to roll my burrito at Chipotle. And by roll my burrito, I mean roll my burrito. I do not have sex while in line at Chipotle. Anymore. It's not the '80s.
9 Jan 2015
Sproing! That's the sound of your cock erecting when you watch guys jerking their own on Chaturbate. Now you could go out of your way to only watch cams of guys who aren't totally your type. It'd be like being worried about getting an erection while working out so you stare at a guy who doesn't turn you on. Maybe at a gym that makes sense, if they have a no tolerance policy for obvious public erections. But in the privacy of your own place, you can zero right in on the hottest fucking guys imaginable, showing off for you.
26 Dec 2014
After a long, hard night delivering presents, Santa needs some "me time" to jerk one out. And by Santa, I mean Chaturbate studs who gussy up their nudity with Christmas accessories. Santa's fake but the cock is real.
19 Dec 2014
Don't you love random cock? Like when you're at the grocery store and there's a random cock in the bread aisle. Or when you're innocently peering into that bus station glory hole and there's a random cock in the bread aisle. Freudian slip there. I must be hungry for bread.