Gay Porn Gossip & News Blog

I’m really bored of my boyfriend. He never wants to do anything or go anywhere with me but his own social calendar is completely full. I have my own friends and do my own thing too, but it’d be nice to get him up off his arse and do some fun things together to kick this boredom. How should I encourage him to do more together?
-Tea for One

How far are you willing to bend your definition of boyfriend? Would it extend to a situation in which you never had sex with the guy? Never kissed him? Never called him? If that sounds like super crazy bending to you, beyond your limits, then consider that you've already bent the definition what seems to me to be too far already.

Stay tuned for the new gay XXX parody from MEN.com coming March 25, Batman vs Superman. GayDemon will bring you this update on release of the first episode in the new series, so don't forget to revisit our blog on that date!

I’ve been reading some BDSM stories and finding myself curious to try submitting to a Master. I’m pretty nervous about stepping into the zone though. How should I take the plunge and where can I find someone to trust?
-Alphabet Soup

Stop reading. It brings nothing but heartache, filling your head with ideas, hopes, dreams, all ultimately leading to disappointment and pain. Oh, whoops, I left something out. I meant to specify "Stop reading Food Network Magazine." Because you'll never make that tuna casserole you've always dreamt of. Never!

But do keep on reading BDSM stories. And know that being nervous is natural. Of course you'd be nervous when you're about to meet a stranger online (who most matches with fiction) and immediately submit to being tied up, used, controlled and anally plunged (I'm thinking that's what you meant by "take the plunge" because there was a Falcon video a long time ago called Plunge or something like that).

I am trying to organise something special for my boyfriend’s birthday, but we have such different interests and I can’t even begin to think what he would enjoy. So instead I thought he’d appreciate something that brings us together more. What would you suggest?
-Empty Handed

I bet you think I'm going to say "double-headed dildo" but you're so wrong. Rather go for the triple-headed dildo. That way it's both a sex toy and a passive aggressive way to tell your boyfriend you want to have a three-way. Or that you want him to stick all three heads into your three assholes.

Just because cleaning a three-headed dildo can be a pain, here are some other options.

I’m just about to propose to my boyfriend somewhere that doesn’t allow gay marriage. I'm worried he’ll say no because of that alone, but I want him to know I want him to be my husband, when and if that ever happens. What would you do?
-Groom Without a Groom

What I would do is realize I'm not attracted to him in the long run and break up with him, because I'd made the wrong choice of guy in the first place and should have focused on being friends with him instead of pursuing anything romantic. Then I'd wallow in self-pity for five minutes, hours or years (depending), followed by brief forays into the dating scene and quick retreats into addictive behaviors like YouTube and pancakes.

Perceptions of Perfection is a study that shows there is no global ideal body. Part II of the study focuses on men. Graphic designers from different countries were given a base male image and asked to manipulate the photo to show their perception of the ideal man's body in that country.

Logically, if you'd been asked if you would think such a study would result in identical images (differences in graphic design notwithstanding), you would almost certainly say no. 

But seeing the differences side by side drives that point home.

I met a new buddy online and we are hanging out a lot, just doing stuff friends do. Things like going for coffee and maybe a few drinks, and going out for lunch together. Then when he’s not around he texts me really flirtatious messages. I think he’s cute, but if I took that as a green light to fool around with him, won’t that make being friends awkward?
-Friend Without Benefits

Him flirting with you is him flirting with you. It's not a green light to fool around with him in the future. It's not like he sends some texts and you have free rein to cum on his face. There are some steps in between.

So I hate to break it to you but you two are dating. And just because you haven't had sex yet doesn't mean it's purely platonic. I don't know what site or app you met on, but it almost doesn't matter. People can meet on Scruff and end up workout partners or going to the movies together or whatever. Like married.

In part one of MEN.com's new series Apocalypse, the world is nearing an end when a fight breaks out over one of the few remaining women on earth. Paddy O'Brian defeats Hector De Silva in the fight off, but instead of finishing him, he takes his ass and makes him his bitch instead, using that big uncut British dick! 

Naked Sword are excited to announce NSFW! No, not Not Safe For Work but Naked Sword Film Works. It's a new, independent film arm of Naked Sword producing and showcasing independent film directors with provocative and explicit content. Brontez Purnell’s 100 Boyfriends Mixtape will be the first title. "Mixtape is his brash, explicit rendering of boys, bullshit and bedrooms." 

I’m looking for somebody with a specific fetish. I’m really into smoking and wanking, I don’t necessarily want any physical sex, just go get off with a guy who likes smoking too. Where can I find a jerk-off smoking buddy or am I wasting my time?
-Cock Smoker

Wow, this is really going to test the limits of this being a judgment-free zone. Except if you look back at some of my other columns, you'll find I'm judgmental as hell. With love. Well, here goes.

Smoking is toxic, dangerous and expensive and can potentially shorten your time on earth meaning less masturbation time. Plus less money for important things like lube and porn.

I am not often in the audience of a wrestling match, as in never. Because the longest I'd last is 3 minutes because I'd be stroking and kicked out. Seriously kicked the fuck out by people who somehow would not appreciate my stroking to wrestlers. 

Though I wouldn't mind a job as the stroke police at events. Like I could monitor who is jacking off at presidential debates. And make them get out of their seat and move to the stage. Would definitely elevate the discourse.

I’m a gay guy with a bi boyfriend and he doesn’t always seem keen on sex with guys. When he does it has to be as if it’s “wrong” and “degrading”, but I love him and want to be with him. How can that fit in with my life and what I want or am I kidding myself?
-Gay Meets Bi

I thought it's bisexual folks to who get pinne with the "confused" stereotype. Seems like you're doing your best to counter that because you're the one who's confused.

He totally knows what he wants: sex play with an air of the forbidden. If he actually thought it was wrong, he'd be checking into some ex-gay conversion program (which totally wouldn't work of course). He'd actually be trying to beat the gay out of himself, going to some toupee convention at a Ramada Inn or wherever ex-gays hang out.

Except when they're not everywhere. Sometimes you're in a hunk desert. Isn't that awful? But reminds you of the importance of really looking hard when you do spot someone. Really appreciating it. And (here's the totally crazy, fucked up part), smiling and/or saying hello if at all possible.

Then something may end up happening beyond looking. I get that so much of our socializing is online, but nothing can replace 3D, in-person, for-real encounters. You can read someone's energy. Like maybe the guy looks amazing but strikes you as terrifying. So steer clear. But maybe he looks amazing and has amazing energy. Steer right to him.

I’m in a relationship with a guy who loves to play on cam. It’s not exactly cheating, since he’s not doing anything physical, but I do get jealous. Am I being ridiculous or is this something I should be trying to put a stop to?
-Out of the Spotlight

If by put a stop to, you mean realize it’s futile and ridiculous to try to change someone so you mean break up with him, then go for it. Because the guy you’re in a relationship with is into this, and is into telling you he’s into this. Sounds like he didn’t check out how you’d feel about it though. It’s just part of the package you get with him.

And by the way he is doing something physical. He’s physically touching himself, getting naked, talking or text chatting, and jacking off and/or ejaculating and/or inserting stuff in his stuff. That’s physical.

There are a lot of things you could be doing besides looking at this guy's dick. I mean, a total lot. And not just involving looking at other stuff. Stuff besides this guy's dick. But you should look at this guy's dick. Totally do. He wants you to. He wants the hotel hallway to. Plus you. But still there are other things you could be doing, such as: