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Most of our friends are in open relationships and three of our friends are in a thrupple. My partner has suggested we look for play buddies in hopes of fully inviting a third into our relationship. I've been very happy with our sexual relationship and I thought he was too. A threesome? Maybe. But a thrupple? No way! What should I do?

-One Out of Three

It's a vintage grab bag today, emphasis on the grab. I was just watching a documentary called Strike a Pose about Madonna's "Vogue" video and Blonde Ambition tour dancers. Sure that was a pop culture moment and she did push boundaries (for profit). At one point, she was supposedly going to be arrested for obscenity in Italy. Her regret is that she didn't.

I got to the point after the tour where there was a bunch of legal drama, but my reason these shots made me think of it is because of some glowing, fawning gay guys in it who waxed nostalgic about the gay kiss in Truth or Dare (the companion "documentary" to the tour) as being the first male-male kiss they saw. So I was all, you need to go back in time and look at more damn porn.

The sign on his front door reads "Gone Fishing" (right next to a sign saying "And Totally Gone Clothes").

I'm about as big a fan of fishing as fish but since I'm presently above water and not fooled by bait, I will honestly be a fool for his bait. Which is a dreadful pickup line if I were to flirt with him on the open water.

He seems like he'd be into it though. And likely to spring a boner. Boners, beer, and whatever the hell name of that fish is he caught. Patrice? Laverne? Sylvester? That would be a good afternoon for him.

There's a very simple, practical reason to get into calves, especially when it concerns calf watching in public. You're generally looking at a guy from behind so he can't catch you easily and potentially go homophobically crazy at the attention.

Dark but true.

Now when you approach him and offer a calf massage, no promises on the reaction you'll get either way. If you offer a calf humping session, definite promises that you'll get some sort of reaction. Like maybe his calves will twitch in anticipation.

The other night I walked in on my boyfriend watching porn and jacking off. I didn't know he watches porn, but it bothers me a bit. Shouldn't I be enough for him? Is he bored already? I don't want to cramp his style, but I'm not sure how to handle this.

-The Other Man

Shakespeare would've asked the same thing. But clearly the answer is both. Start with the innocent looking pouch then pull it off to reveal another pouch then pull it off to reveal dick. And a $20 if the guy's been doing his job right.

These are just aesthetically and sexually pleasing. Like a guy with a great haircut who's smiling at you while he stuffs your mouth with dick.

I know when I'm going to buy food from a truck or shop I take off everything except my sneakers. At which point it makes sense to pay by sliding genitals on a credit card reader or just ejaculating out of nowhere. As long as the ejaculation to dollar exchange rate is in my favor.

You never know with the economy. Sometimes an ejaculation is only worth 15 cents. If you're George Clooney. Because he has publicly had so many they are devalued. Him and Colin Farrell (who at one point was a well-known actor).

In the meantime, "Welcome to Pennsylvania" says the naked guy. I assume by Pennsylvania he means his seemingly sexually twisted mind. That is a complement.

Yes, the iconic Converse are definitely boner inducing in the right context, like if a guy's barefoot except for them. And maybe he's sucking your cock at the time. That tends to help.

Something about the vintage asexual simplicity combined with our so complicated modern day cock sucking selves gets to me in a good way. They're pared down like deep down many of us want to be. So much so they don't really offer much support or major functions except the basic. But what a basic.

The way they set off the shins and calves and everything on up can be super seductive. If you get into such things. They're aggressively, simplistically timeless, so stand out from flash-in-the-pan styles. Though there are certainly non-traditional variations and colors out there. Nothing wrong with those.

I've been dating a guy for a couple of months now and I really like him. Last night he told me that he's made a few gay porn videos and wouldn't mind doing some more as a sideline to his main career. I'm not sure I like the idea of my boyfriend being a porn star. Am I uptight? Jealous? Insecure?

-Star Fucker

How many pushups, sit-ups, bicep curls, and squats did these guys do to get their bodies pervert camera ready? At lest 47.

Then add $47.00 and the skies the limit.

Actually, a 20-man gang bang is the limit. Something about that old black and white film could only capture 20 dicks and one well worked asshole at a time.

There are 21 nominees in the Grabby's "Best Newcomer" category and four them aren't even new to Pornland. Griffin Barrows, Taylor Reign, Jason Vario, and Arad WinWin lead the pack of newcomers and one of these guys has been filming gay porn scenes since 2011. Come inside and see the full list of newcomer nominees.

After a seven-month break in production, Guys is Sweatpants announced today that they're back. "We took a few months off during a partner transition to rebuild the back end of the site," says site owner Austin Wilde, adding, "there will be noticeable, front-end changes coming soon too." But more importantly, the site released a brand new scene, come inside and see the preview.

For the second time in a little over a month, gay porn site Maskurbate has released a scene featuring straight sex. Ennio Guardi stars in both videos, and the latest called Husband Watches has muscle hunk Nyko watching and jacking while Ennio fucks his wife, played by Vinna Reed. 

Maskurbate said in the description of Guardi's first scene called Hot Jock Naughty Plot that Guardi no longer wants to film gay scenes. Is that true? And is Maskurbate going straight, too? I caught up with site owner Pascal and got some answers.

I am not under the illusion that these men are smart just because they're wearing glasses. And I would bet they don't all even have library cards. And that if they do own a Kindle, it's full of porn. 

But none of that changes the fact that guys with glasses just look damn hot to me. And perhaps also to you. Especially when a guy's wearing either underwear, or nothing, along with his frames.

I've been crushing on this straight guy at work. He has a girlfriend, but we've had several late nights working on a project and he's flirted with me quite heavily. We've "bumped" knees under the desk and he even rubbed my shoulders when I complained of a tense neck. Should I go for it?

-Flirted and Flummoxed