Posted 3 Feb 2017
When is somebody going to put out the Vintage Gay Sex Hunk Penis Ass Workout? Emphasis on the "put out" part.
Because bending over a trash can and getting spanked and fingered does wonders for one's glutes. As well as the forearms and grip strength of the spanker.
Then there's the hours of mustache combing involved in the vintage daddy stache situation. That's an excellent shoulder workout. And helps improve fine motor control.
Visit Naked Sword
Image Credit: Naked Sword, Posted 1 Feb 2017
Brent Corrigan has starred in dozens of videos, but today's release of Ultra Fan on NakedSword is the gay pornstar's directorial debut. In the first scene called Extra Sausage, Corrigan's live webcam show is hijacked by an obsessed fan who has some incriminating dirt on the star. Corrigan agrees to give the crazed fan a private show. Pizza delivery boy Calvin Banks arrives and the pair flip fuck on the billiards table. Is this enough to satisfy Corrigan's stalker? Not likely.
Visit Bromo
Image Credit: Bromo, Posted 31 Jan 2017
It's been around five years since we've seen muscle top Dakota Rivers fucking ass in Pornland. Yesterday, January 30, Rivers made his comeback on bareback porn site Bromo. In a scene called Raw Slut Hole, Dakota Rivers fucks Brendan Phillips in what the site says is "one of the hottest scenes we’ve produced to date." And that's not hype, it's a scorcher.
Posted 29 Jan 2017
Valentine's Day is coming. I'm a hopeless romantic so I have no trouble coming up with fun ways to express my feelings to my boyfriend. We're pretty conventional in the bedroom so this year I'd like to show him that I have a dirty side too. Do you have any ideas on how I can get him to roll around in the mud with me?
-Squeaky Clean
Visit Retro Males
Image Credit: Retro Males, Posted 27 Jan 2017
Whenever people get into time machines in the movies or on TV (or in real life) there never seem to be a bunch of naked men in the machine. Now logically, they could be at the destination and then get into the machine with you to travel back to your place.
And at least one out of 10 time travelers are gay and half are men so five percent of time machines should logically be full of naked men. I don't understand why they aren't, so these vintage pics are a close second.
Of course taking someone from an era into a different era does tend to fuck up the timeline and piss off whoever manages the space-time continuum. But considering there are naked, sex-driven guys in any era, it would hardly make much difference.
Posted 26 Jan 2017
Here's to the brave guy exposing his ass and sizable cock in winter. Something about showing off warms up the blood. Like running a marathon of perversion.
Sunny day exposure is a given but the hearty and horny souls who bare it all deserve applause. From my hand to their ass.
Or maybe that's called spanking.
Posted 22 Jan 2017
I have a big cock, it's a little over 10 inches. And while I have no problem getting sex, I sometimes feel like I'm just being used for my big penis. How do I get guys to see that I'm more than a pogo stick to ride?
-Hung Up
Posted 20 Jan 2017
A hard dick and muscular ass do make fine accessories to whatever a guy is wearing or not wearing. So when you're not sure what to wear or not wear to a certain occasion, do some squats and get your cock hard.
I can't claim credit for that advice. I read it in the New York Times. Or maybe it was graffiti in a New York men's room. It's all a blur.
Visit Cocky Boys
Image Credit: Cocky Boys, Posted 19 Jan 2017
Alex Vaara is back at Cocky Boys and he's sporting a new name and a new body. He's Taylor Reign now and he's traded in his boyish looks and got himself a hot ripped physique. He hasn't filmed with Cocky Boys since 2012 when he did scenes with Jake Bass and Tony Capucci. Five years later, Topher DiMaggio is sliding into Taylor's tight hole and teaching him some new bedroom tricks.
Posted 19 Jan 2017
If those Beach Blanket Bingo movies of the 60s had continued into their softcore future, here are some potential stars. Now being nude on a nude beach isn't exactly radical. But going to a nude beach knowing you may be snapped, or willingly posing, is true exhibitionist behavior.
I'd applaud but my hands are full of sunscreen. I mean lube. SPF 30. As in Stroking Penis Fully.
Posted 15 Jan 2017
I want to propose to my boyfriend but I'm not sure how to pop the question in an exciting way. Radical ideas very welcome!
-Ready to Pop
You could make a giant production number and record it for YouTube viral posterity. Like a musical number starring family and friends, culminating in a grand proposal atop a grand piano on the Grand Concourse of Grand Central Station while a grandma fucks herself with a gravy-lubed dildo while grinning.
But YouTube would ban the video and you'd never get on Ellen to win a free vacation to Hawaii.
Posted 13 Jan 2017
Whether opening mouths wide for a kiss or spreading their legs every which way, these guys know the way to my heart. Or my penis brain. Which is probably not the same thing as my heart, but whatever.
The photographers were busy pulling invisible strings, directing the guys to move this way and that, look this way and that, erect this way and that. My detailed records show that there was an A List Hollywood actor at the time who moonlit as a smut photog. Who?
Posted 8 Jan 2017
What is cuckold? I've been seeing a lot of this porn around and I can't understand what it actually is. Each movie seems quite different.
-What the Cuck
It's this thing where a guy does this thing and there's this woman and there's a wife thing and a husband thing and a non-husband thing and a fucking thing and then usually some pancakes. But never waffles. Never waffles. Except in the Southern Hemisphere where it's all in reverse.
Does that clear it up?
Visit MEN.com
Image Credit: MEN.com, Posted 7 Jan 2017
At MEN.com, the team have compiled a list of their top 5 scenes from 2016. It's easy to see why some of these scenes have been so popular. Be sure to head to MEN to watch the trailers. Here's the list:
- Stealth Fuckers Part 8
- Tarzan Part 2
- Straight A Student Part 1
- Son Swap Part 7
- Stepdick Part 2
Congratulations to Stealth Fuckers for being such a shit hot scene!
Posted 6 Jan 2017
So there are definitely some other hot guys here, but I'm pretty much drawn to Mr. Big Balls at the top left. His middle name is Splat.
As in the sound his load makes on your face (or wherever he puts it). Spluh. At. Followed by another Spluh. At. What a guy.
I kind of dig the impunity many of these vintage fellas must have felt, not knowing about the future internet. Though the true exhibitionists among them who are still around must be happy knowing their pics are out there circulating. Glad to be a help with that.