Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

You don't have to think too hard about what you're going to wear when you're just going to be naked anyhow. Though footwear choice and where to keep your wallet and keys are critical decisions. But for partial nudity, like a dual dick pull out at a street party, little planning is required. Except on the part of the folks who are ready to go with their cameras.

I'm not sure how fun it was for the runner to stumble across an expected naked and erect guy on the street, though. As a potential positive, he may have been motivated to run a bit faster away from the scene than he would have otherwise. So he can thank the naked guy for helping him burn two additional calories.

That's not quite the intent of the guy seeking to shock with his public display, but nowadays, you take what you can get as far as impact on others.

The convenient thing with a fetish is that at least sometimes it's purely about witnessing the object or action in question. So if you're into tight abs, that doesn't mean you have to have a set of your own. Though if a fetish can inspire you to work out, go for it.

I also get that being into abs doesn't mean the first-thought view of tight abs here, as it can also be about the tactile experience, which could include more body hair or fat on top. And for body building extremists, possibly some of the guys here have too much of a fat layer. They all look good to me, though.

Just don't ask me to have a conversation with them all. The potential for that to go well is minimal. Though I'm sure I could spend at least 10 minutes talking to the guy at the middle right about his black C-IN2 underwear, which since they are not mesh or sheer, I cannot see into.

Mike Reed sure is getting a well-round college education. The 18-year-old freshman has never done anything like this before. And this isn't just a jack-off video, but it's a self-shot session Mike submitted himself to Amateur Straight Guys. He's a small guy standing 5'6" and weighing 130 pounds. And site owner Dink Flamingo asks us to "vote Mike up if you'd like to enjoy more of this cute vocal twink."

Plus ass. Super fine ass. And cum. Not just any cum. Prime vintage parking lot cum. Nothing better. Plus since Target is known for credit card security breaches, you're sure to keep your digits safe if you only go to Target to ejaculate in the parking lot.

Though you are risking your dignity, because nobody wants to be caught ejaculating by the person who collects the carts from the lot and brings them back to the front of the store. They are so over it all they wouldn't give a damn, even if seeing a large, spurting cock out of nowhere. Plus they have a cart return quota and can't afford to slip on semen.

Meanwhile, this truck trucker is working and peeping at the same time. There's no way to know his voyeurism target. He could be on the lookout for, what's the word, meat balloons. Oooh, that's not a respectful phrase. Let's say giant melons. I like melons.

Marti Trifon has grown his hair in since Bentley Race filmed him in Berlin a year ago; back then his hair was close cropped. Ben met the 21-year-old muscle boy on his last European trip and was impressed with his big muscly body. Trifon is originally from Eastern Europe, but has live in Berlin for a few years now.

Ben returned to Berlin recently and the pair hooked up for another shoot. He's modelling footy shorts and an elastic harness, then they settle in and Ben gives Marti a bit of a hand with his fat dick. Ben almost missed the cum shot, but managed to grab his camera in time to catch the boy blowing his load all over his hairy abs. 

Mitch has been playing rugby all through school and now he's in the big leagues. He's from Townsville, which is in Queensland, Australia, located on the northeast side of the continent. He's a hot 22-year-old, straight lad with a good body. He was shy showing it off at first, but he eventually got into it.

I don't know long how long Zack Randall has been around Pornland. But he was Freshman magazine's Man of the Year back in 2007, and he had been filming porn a couple of years earlier than that. He got started when he was 20 years old. But one thing I do know is that Randall loves showing off his self-sucking skills. He's just popped up on Swingin' Balls, a fairly new site dedicated to men with big nuts.

I don't know what's more impressive, Xavier Werks giant uncut cock or the way he handles a selfie stick during his jack-off session or the way he handles his giant uncut cock. He's one of the newest Aussies at Amateurs Do It and he uses a Fleshjack, dildos, and even a banana in his big cock jerking session.

When it's an exhibitionist cock party, always at least two people are invited. The cock owner and the cock watcher. Sometimes the cock watcher didn't know they were invited, like if they're driving by on a freeway and catch a glimpse of cock by the side of the road.

And sometimes there's already a regular party happening and someone pops their cock out to add to the festivities or just as a casual icebreaker. If you've never made small talk with a naked guy at a non-naked party, you haven't lived. Like if you normally at least partially get to know someone by drawing a conclusion by their clothes, you'll instead have to ask actual questions about them.

NAVY Petty Officer 3rd Class Mac is a 21-year-old sailor from Arizona and he's adorably cute. But he's apparently six-feet tall, can tall guys still be referred to as cute? Mac has recently just pulled into port after being in the Pacific for several weeks. One of the first things he did was head to Major Wood's place so he could unload his very full nuts. You don't want to miss the huge thick load he dumps all over his stomach.

Joel is an exuberant Aussie, just 19 years old, and he's looking for guys to model with on All Australian Boys. You see, Joel likes sucking off straight boys and he's been hired to give the straight life guards, surfers, and rugby hunks their first blowjob from a guy. He's got a disproportionately large cock and he's stroking it in his second video for the site. Meanwhile, eager to suck some dick, he waits for new applicants.

Dink Flamingo found 27-year-old Jimmy Longstride on Craigslist, in the personal section advertising that he wanted to "make a movie" with a woman. Dink convinced him to make a tryout video for Amateur Straight Guys instead. Porn producer Dink Flamingo bought the site and started producing new videos after a ten-year break in filming.

Jimmy works as a bartender in a resort town on the East Coast. He's sporting a big, beautiful eight-inch cock, it's thick too, and he's got a toned body. He's a good dirty talker and a flirt. Let's see if he ends up making a hardcore video with one of the ASG guys.

Rico Vega has just joined Gay Hoopla and filmed his first JO video for the site. He's got a ripped swimmer's body, a cute face, and an uncut cock. Apparently he's got a heart of gold, too. He chills out by the Gay Hoopla pool and strips out of his clothes, then he heads inside to show us his jack-off style.

I haven't visited Island Studs for a long while, but blond, American jock Parker caught my eye. How could he not? He's packing a nine-inch cock -- it even has a swoop. And who can resist a naked jock in his football pads and letting his huge cock hang wherever it falls? The boy shoots a healthy load of spunk, too.

It's come to this. Two guys fuck next to a dumpster. I'm shocked. As based on their skater punk look, I figure they'd be spending their time popping wheelies (that's a skateboard move, right?) or playing Fortnite or getting stoned.

Though with millennials today, they're probably doing all those things simultaneously as they fuck by the dumpster and I'm missing the truth. I'm too focused on the Silkwood shower they both will need after this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, make sure to watch Cher and Meryl in Silkwood before the Mamma Mia! sequel.

Or just skip all that and jack off to a picture of guys fucking by a dumpster. We're here to please.