Hot Guys & Naked Men Blog

There are nude beaches, then there are boner-inducing nude beaches. That's erections from exposing and watching, a fine combination. I'm surprised a sunscreen manufacturer hasn't focused an ad campaign on total nudity, considering that on average more square inches of skin would need to be covered.

Side question: Are lube and sunscreen compatible? Not sure if they cancel each other out. I'd be happy to be a test subject.

The nude buddies at top left have a lot in common, like the same tastes in music (burlesque stripper trombone) and clothing (none). It's good to build a friendship based on hanging, swinging cock.

East coaster Shaun debuts in his first porno and he's stroking his cock over at Guys in Sweatpants. When it comes to sex he likes to take control. "I like it rough ... scratching, slapping, throwing them around." He didn't say whether the "them" referring to guys or girls, so I guess we'll have to wait and see. But for now, enjoy watching this hunk of muscle stroking out a cum load.

This week Him Eros teaches us how to have a prostate orgasm. It's similar to the regular orgasm, but amplified. And if you've ever had someone rubbing your love button while you jerk off, you'll already know that it's one of the most intense climaxes you'll ever have. But if you don't have a partner handy at the moment, Him Eros shows you have to produce a prostate orgasm all on your own in this video called Butt Plug Ecstasy with Beau Reed.

I don't know if this is the Fernando Cher sings about in Mamma Mia 2, but I imagine that Fernando looks something like this. He does in my version of the movie. And whether he's softly strumming his guitar or softly stroking his cock, I want to watch. Fuck that, I want to be there. And I'd prefer the latter. His huge thick cock is impressive, and uncut, and he's got a yummy pair of balls. Apparently, he'll bust any ass that crosses his path. Give me his address and I'll do a loud can can outside his house at 3 am.

A man's gotta be brave to sport a thong, don't you think? But I'm glad these hunks had the guts because there's nothing sexier than a hot butt on display. Here are seven of the sexiest male celebrities in their thongs, and there are three more inside, so that makes ten. And head over to Mr. Man and check out the Dongs in Thongs playlist for even more hot men showing off their bulges and butts.

V for Visible. P for Penis. L for Line. As in "There's going to be a line of people on their knees in front of these guys if they keep displaying their VPLs so prominently."

It helps to use things in a sentence so their meaning is clear.

For as brazen as female cleavage displays are, I'm surprised VPLs don't make themselves known from frequently. This societal lack is potentially due to a horrible thing called underwear. More specifically, boxers or the lack of underwear will often result in a VPL. But semi-tight briefs combined with average pants (not super tight and not baggy, clingy sweatpants) tend to cancel out the VPL, unfortunately.

Gavin has done a few nudes in the past, but he's eager to get into the porn business in a bigger way. He has no experience with guys, but he's open minded and has a great attitude. And the camera loves him. Better than that, he's incredibly comfortable in front of the camera. At times he pleasures his body as if he's completely alone, then seconds later, he lifts his eyes and gives us a knowing look. You're going to love watching him.

Bearded stud John Powers has a beautiful pair of low-hanging nuts and he loves showing them off. He even wags his ass so his heavy nuts sway from side to side. He lies back and kneads his nuts while stroking his dick. As his cock gets erect his balls tighten, so he wraps his fist around them to pull them harder. When his balls are ready to bust, Powers kneels on the bed and drains them all over the black sheet.

How big do you figure John Hart's cock is? He's a brand new find over at Chaos Men and they have him pegged at eight and a half inches. Really? It looks a lot bigger to me, but I'd have to get up close to tell for sure. And someone over there very will get close to this monster as the site says he's already filmed a blowjob scene.

These pictures don't do Ian Borne justice. They don't show off his good looks or how beautiful his body is, and they certainly don't showcase his nine-inch dick. Man, this guy is a grower. 

But do yourself a favour and head over to Gay Hoopla and watch Ian's preview video. There are some great shots of him running on the track, and wait until you see him completely naked in the bedroom. What a hot little ass -- tight but bouncy. 

And you don't want to miss his first fuck scene, which is coming out in a couple of days.

Astounding how guys with long hair tend not to be romantic leads in many movies or TV shows, with Thor and other medieval-related shows being an exception. If you count music videos of many genres and Playgirl magazine (especially from the '80s and '90s), the numbers skyrocket.

And soap operas have their fair share. I'm talking to you, Ricky Martin, in your role as Miguel on General Hospital. But there's never been a long-haired James Bond anyhow.

I guess the look is too distinctive, plus his enemies could grab more easily grab his hair in a fight. That is pretty much the only sight that could get me to watch another James Bond movie actually.

Navy Petty Officer 2nd Class Luke has been out at sea for the past two months. This furry sailor from Kansas is horny as all fuck. He shows up at Major Wood's private quarters to bust a nut. When Luke peels out of his jeans, he's sporting a very hard, seven-inch cock. He's so horny that he even lets the Major lend a hand to help him blow his thick load across his furry belly.

Pheonix Fellington is good looking with a sexy body. And apparently Mix It Up Boy says that he has a nice personality too. I'm sure he does, but he's also got a nice phat ass and meaty cock, so I guess he's a total package. Pheonix is sure to make your Fourth of July an explosive holiday.

Speedo is a brand name but it ranks right up there with brand names that sound generic like Jell-o, Bandaid, Jeep and Kleenex. Which is perfect because I'm going to need a Kleenex to wipe myself off and a Bandaid for my knee after I pick up a soaking wet Speedo guy in my Jeep and suck him so hard his brain turns to Jell-o.

I don't understand how some Speedos go transparent when wet. That doesn't seem to be an issue in the Olympics so it must be all the performance enhancing drugs that have a side effect of turning wet Speedos opaque. Or it's just that white or light speedos are always an exposure risk.

And what a wonderful risk.

Showing cock next to a speeding train is quite an efficient way to burn your fleeting image into the brains of unsuspecting passersby. It's a factory assembly line approach though and lacks the personal touch.

People on speeding trains can't exactly scream "What the fuck was that?" in a way you could hear. But a range of responses can be assumed. While on the street flashing is more unpredictable for audience size, it's also riskier and potentially more rewarding.